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Lounge Chat Thread Part 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sounds like we need to arrange this contest G3orgie

We'll make at least £15 in box office takings.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Does it cost more for front row seats?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I've just offered to get a round of drinks in andvring sweets and you expect me to pay an entrance fee

Pfft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like we need to arrange this contest G3orgie

We'll make at least £15 in box office takings.

Let's get ready to rumblllllle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does it cost more for front row seats?

You have to bring your own chair

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Be like Ghostbusters

"Don't cross the lines"

Will front row seats get umbrellas to protect them from the marshmallow like white goo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WHAT, you expect us to pay! Ok but we need some warm up acts before the main attraction x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Platinum tickets get to apply some oil beforehand

Why am I even running with this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And you'll need the magic sponge lady between rounds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneaks in over the fence and round the back, spent entrance fee on more crisps, beers and chocolate gateau.

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm out, G'night people..

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm out, G'night people.. "

Sleep tight and all that jizz

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Sneaks in over the fence and round the back, spent entrance fee on more crisps, beers and chocolate gateau. "

You can come again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneaks in over the fence and round the back, spent entrance fee on more crisps, beers and chocolate gateau.

You can come again

Cheers, when's the show Start? Anyone got spoons for the gateau?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WHAT, you expect us to pay! Ok but we need some warm up acts before the main attraction x

I can juggle three balls...I'm working on four at the moment!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah - n'night all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah ha!! there you all are....whatcha y'all doin'?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Does it cost more for front row seats?

You have to bring your own chair"

Or sit on someone's knee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goodnight peeps. I'll speak to you again in a couple of weeks (maybe)

*Waves Bye*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnight peeps. I'll speak to you again in a couple of weeks (maybe)

*Waves Bye*"

Bye, see you soon x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good night all x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Goodnight peeps. I'll speak to you again in a couple of weeks (maybe)

*Waves Bye*"

Where the bloody hell are you off to?

Happy holiday?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Night everyone. Maybe.

I'm gonna have my tea now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnight peeps. I'll speak to you again in a couple of weeks (maybe)

*Waves Bye*"

Bye

You'll be missed x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night all.

Speak soon

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I can't sleep for shit. Probably because I slept most of the day with that big ole pounding head. Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wide eyed here too with a busy day tomorrow so annoying

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Morning you lovely lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

G'morning folks

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"G'morning folks

Just me and you Swing ... fancy a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G'morning folks

Just me and you Swing ... fancy a coffee? "

White with none please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

better pop in here before i go - jsut so i can say so far - ive been on every thread -

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Hello you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello you lot "

Morning Jyn

How does freedom taste this morning?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hello you lot

Morning Jyn

How does freedom taste this morning?"

Just delightful Kinger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello you lot

Morning Jyn

How does freedom taste this morning?

Just delightful Kinger.

You've earned it. Hopefully the weather behaves itself for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning chatters

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hello you lot

Morning Jyn

How does freedom taste this morning?

Just delightful Kinger.

You've earned it. Hopefully the weather behaves itself for you

Thanks lovely, I hope so too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning chatters

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning

Missed alot

And I'm sure will miss alot more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters

Hello

Morning Honey - what you got planned for the day then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we talking about now? Morning

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning chatters

Hello

Morning Honey - what you got planned for the day then?"

A little work this morning and then a lazy afternoon. How about you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"What we talking about now? Morning"

Not swords

Biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What we talking about now? Morning

Not swords

Biscuits?"

Eh? Hob nobs?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"What we talking about now? Morning

Not swords

Biscuits?

Eh? Hob nobs? "

Normal or chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What we talking about now? Morning

Not swords

Biscuits?

Eh? Hob nobs?

Normal or chocolate?"

Just normal. I don't like chocolate with my nuts, how about you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"What we talking about now? Morning

Not swords

Biscuits?

Eh? Hob nobs?

Normal or chocolate?

Just normal. I don't like chocolate with my nuts, how about you? "

I rather like the chocolate ones, the chocolate chip ones are also good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters

Hello

Morning Honey - what you got planned for the day then?

A little work this morning and then a lazy afternoon. How about you?"

Playing at the water park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning chatters

Hello

Morning Honey - what you got planned for the day then?

A little work this morning and then a lazy afternoon. How about you?

Playing at the water park

Lush. Wait...is that a euphemism?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning all x "

Hi Angie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What we talking about now? Morning

Not swords

Biscuits?

Eh? Hob nobs?

Normal or chocolate?

Just normal. I don't like chocolate with my nuts, how about you?

I rather like the chocolate ones, the chocolate chip ones are also good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning chatters

Hello

Morning Honey - what you got planned for the day then?

A little work this morning and then a lazy afternoon. How about you?

Playing at the water park

Lush. Wait...is that a euphemism?"

Get yer mind out the gutter Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning chatters

Hello

Morning Honey - what you got planned for the day then?

A little work this morning and then a lazy afternoon. How about you?

Playing at the water park

Lush. Wait...is that a euphemism?

Get yer mind out the gutter Honey

I'm sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning folks! Jeez, the things you miss when you succumb to sleep!

When are we gonna have the weigh in and press conference Swing? Are we using Marquess Dr Sade rules?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning folks! Jeez, the things you miss when you succumb to sleep!

When are we gonna have the weigh in and press conference Swing? Are we using Marquess Dr Sade rules?

You need a manager?

Someone needs to sort this shit out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning all

Oh hello you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all

Oh hello you

Hello thought I'd visit

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Good morning everyone x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Morning, 4 hrs sleep. That's what I managed. 4 bloody hours. I sense a granny nap this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning everyone!

I need coffee...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning all

Oh hello you

Hello thought I'd visit

Always glad of your visits

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Morning moist folk

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I'm out, G'night people..

Sleep tight and all that jizz"

How did you know there would be jizz??

Morning by the way

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning moist folk

Moist delighted to see you

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Morning moist folk

Moist delighted to see you "

I'm struggling to see anything just yet

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk."

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning everyone x"

Morning strumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning everyone!

I need coffee..."

And morning you too

As you seem to have been missed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?"

Certainly not this morning, that's the truth.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?"

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk."

How would wang milk work in a brew?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk."

Just made one and bacon sarnies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milk a plenty here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

How would wang milk work in a brew?

If you like an ammonia aroma with your coffee it might

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

Just made one and bacon sarnies "

Oh bacon, I have food envy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

Just made one and bacon sarnies "

Ketchup?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

How would wang milk work in a brew?

If you like an ammonia aroma with your coffee it might

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

Just made one and bacon sarnies

Ketchup?"

Obviously and the bacon wasn't for me anyway x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

And the bread?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

How would wang milk work in a brew?

Curdly I would imagine. Very very curdly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

And the bread?"

What bread?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

And the bread?

What bread? "

Just get baking dough boy

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Good morning everyone x

Morning strumpet

Still don't know how I've got such a reputation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

And the bread?

What bread?

Just get baking dough boy

I'm waiting for it to rise. Want to watch?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Morning all. I'm enjoying a nice lie in

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

And the bread?

What bread?

Just get baking dough boy

I'm waiting for it to rise. Want to watch?

Oi oi saveloy.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Wassup buttercup?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning all. I'm enjoying a nice lie in

Looking forward to a few of them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Morning all. I'm enjoying a nice lie in

Ooooo I had a terrible sleep so I'm rather jelly bean right now. (I don't like the word jealous - it sounds so harsh)

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning all. I'm enjoying a nice lie in

Looking forward to a few of them

Oh yes. Just got to reset my body clock so I stop waking up at 6.30am when I don't need to!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones"

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?"

Haha! Like the little rabbit dropping ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?"

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Haha! Like the little rabbit dropping ones?

Yeah, but just one lonely one and not a whole bunch. My disappointment could be heard for miles.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?"

Could of been worse. You could of made a thread to tell us.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Morning all. I'm enjoying a nice lie in

Looking forward to a few of them

Oh yes. Just got to reset my body clock so I stop waking up at 6.30am when I don't need to!

Oh that is the worse thing, then you get used to lounging around and it's a bit of a kick when you have to get going early again

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Ghost shits are great! When you wipe your bum and draw an ace coz there's nothing there too

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Who's making me a brew then? Bring milk. Cow milk not man wang milk.

You know. If you didn't live miles away. I would.

Yaaay. When are you moving closer?

You'd get fresh bread too, he makes bread so I've heard. Can't believe he kept that one quiet

I could take a nice warm nutty one along,

And the bread?

What bread?

Just get baking dough boy

I'm waiting for it to rise. Want to watch?

Knob

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Just because it can't be seen doesn't mean it can't be smelt

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Ghost shits are great! When you wipe your bum and draw an ace coz there's nothing there too

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Ghost shits are great! When you wipe your bum and draw an ace coz there's nothing there too

Why do I feel I've lowered the tone somewhat?.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Just because it can't be seen doesn't mean it can't be smelt "

Very true

Eye watering usually gives it away

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Just because it can't be seen doesn't mean it can't be smelt

Very true

Eye watering usually gives it away"

Don't forget the nasal hair burning. That's the real deal right there

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Ghost shits are great! When you wipe your bum and draw an ace coz there's nothing there too

Why do I feel I've lowered the tone somewhat?.....

I don't know, perhaps I could of used better punctuation in my original comment or worded it better.

I was on about the 'what you telling us for/cool story

' type threads.

This place would be so much better with 'stickied' threads and a few other tweaks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Morning all. I'm enjoying a nice lie in

Looking forward to a few of them

Oh yes. Just got to reset my body clock so I stop waking up at 6.30am when I don't need to!

Oh that is the worse thing, then you get used to lounging around and it's a bit of a kick when you have to get going early again "

Ha yes exactly this!

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Ghost shits are great! When you wipe your bum and draw an ace coz there's nothing there too

Why do I feel I've lowered the tone somewhat?.....

You can do whatever you want here sweetie

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Can't we just have the new shit threads put in here. The pointless ones

I had a pointless shit yesterday. I swear it was a chocolate covered peanut. Really? What was the point in that?

Ghost shits are worse. You feel it come out but when you have a look, there's nothing there

Just because it can't be seen doesn't mean it can't be smelt

Very true

Eye watering usually gives it away

Don't forget the nasal hair burning. That's the real deal right there"

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

it's these bloody princesses you know what they're like, they might be princess by name but not by nature

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

I've just had my sugar puff wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I've just had my sugar puff wee

they always make me look around to see if there's someone else about

My brain goes "what is this I'm whiffing?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I've just had my sugar puff wee

they always make me look around to see if there's someone else about

My brain goes "what is this I'm whiffing?""

Always makes me want to buy some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

Y'know the smell of sugar puffs?...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

Noooooooooooo really?

It's a wee in the morning that smells just like sugar puffs. You'd swear blind you had a bowl in front of you if you couldn't see.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

Y'know the smell of sugar puffs?..."

Sugar puffs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

Y'know the smell of sugar puffs?...

Sugar puffs

Yea man

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

Y'know the smell of sugar puffs?..."

Yeah that's the one

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Wtf is a sugar puff wee!?

Y'know the smell of sugar puffs?...

Sugar puffs

Yea man

Only thing good about them is the Honey monster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?"

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance"

I feel I may need to do some investigations into what this is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance"

Ha ha, yes. With the recommendations to drink more water for the rabbit droppings. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance"

I won't lie and say it didn't cross my mind.

Are we really talking about bodily waste here?!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I've just had my sugar puff wee

they always make me look around to see if there's someone else about

My brain goes "what is this I'm whiffing?"

Always makes me want to buy some

Can you only have one after eating a bowl of them?

I don't have an asparagus wee unless I've eaten asparagus.

I did hear a scientist explain that it's our DNA that allows ur or not to smell these funny smelling wee's.

Luckily for me I can smell them. I'm one of the fortunate ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance

I feel I may need to do some investigations into what this is. "

I'm guessing you encountered a Type 1

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance

I feel I may need to do some investigations into what this is.

I'm guessing you encountered a Type 1

I've never heard of this poo scale. Why have I never heard of it? I'm feeling this could be a whole new avenue of 1 liners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance

I feel I may need to do some investigations into what this is.

I'm guessing you encountered a Type 1

I've never heard of this poo scale. Why have I never heard of it? I'm feeling this could be a whole new avenue of 1 liners."

The children's version is even better. Its a scale of peas to sausage to chicken nuggets

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet."

Bwah.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet."

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl"

Strike

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl"

Sure sign the school hols have started!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well this conversation has quickly gone down the toilet. X

Shit innit?

At least the Bristol Stool Scale hasn't made an appearance

I feel I may need to do some investigations into what this is.

I'm guessing you encountered a Type 1

I've never heard of this poo scale. Why have I never heard of it? I'm feeling this could be a whole new avenue of 1 liners.

The children's version is even better. Its a scale of peas to sausage to chicken nuggets

Certainly makes for interesting conversations when the pictures are presented to you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow "

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning forum folks!

I may have regretted reading back to see what I missed.

Can we go back to baking? I feel very socially awkward when the two 'P's are talked about.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Oooer!... Maybe I'll pass on the bowling after all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Oooer!... Maybe I'll pass on the bowling after all

Come to the toy shop with me, I want one of those horse on wheels. You know the one I mean?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Why would they lube it? Seems a bit polite

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Oooer!... Maybe I'll pass on the bowling after all

Come to the toy shop with me, I want one of those horse on wheels. You know the one I mean? "

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Why would they lube it? Seems a bit polite "

Ok, if they honk a loogie you're also doomed. That's posh round here.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Oooer!... Maybe I'll pass on the bowling after all

Come to the toy shop with me, I want one of those horse on wheels. You know the one I mean?

Do you want one too? We could have a race, it would make me wheely happy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Man looking to meet today.

Hoping to find someone to throw balls down an alley with me for a few hours.

Slim thumb required, don't want it getting stuck in the hole.

Can provide refreshments.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Man looking to meet today.

Hoping to find someone to throw balls down an alley with me for a few hours.

Slim thumb required, don't want it getting stuck in the hole.

Can provide refreshments.

Preferably with a woman who can keep the balls out of the gutter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Man looking to meet today.

Hoping to find someone to throw balls down an alley with me for a few hours.

Slim thumb required, don't want it getting stuck in the hole.

Can provide refreshments.

Preferably with a woman who can keep the balls out of the gutter

Oh safety first, always take precautions when meeting strangers...have the bumpers up.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Oooer!... Maybe I'll pass on the bowling after all

Come to the toy shop with me, I want one of those horse on wheels. You know the one I mean?

Do you want one too? We could have a race, it would make me wheely happy"

Oh I'd love one, if I win though you have to watch my favourite episode of American Dad. It's wheels and the leg man. You really should watch family guy too. You're missing out.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I wanna go bowling.

10 pin not toilet.

Good luck, all the staff are on strike in my local Hollywood bowl

Strike

Ooooo

I was sloooooow

I wanna go bowling now!... I can't go solo though... Would that be an abuse of the "meet today" thing on here ya reckon?

Nahhhhh, just be weary what hole they put their thumb in tho.... if they lube it, they've no intention of whacking it in the ball

Oooer!... Maybe I'll pass on the bowling after all

Come to the toy shop with me, I want one of those horse on wheels. You know the one I mean?

Do you want one too? We could have a race, it would make me wheely happy

Oh I'd love one, if I win though you have to watch my favourite episode of American Dad. It's wheels and the leg man. You really should watch family guy too. You're missing out."

I will have a look later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Almost two thirds through the shift ....catching the end of this.. .see you in the next

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Almost two thirds through the shift ....catching the end of this.. .see you in the next "

Keep going

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Well that's the wedding done

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Well that's the wedding done

How was it?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Well that's the wedding done

Already? Did you cry?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Well that's the wedding done

Already? Did you cry?

Yep twice

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Well that's the wedding done

How was it? "

It was beautiful, their teacher's family and the vicar made such a fuss of them, they were like VIPs

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Well that's the wedding done

How was it?

It was beautiful, their teacher's family and the vicar made such a fuss of them, they were like VIPs"

How lovely. And you blubbed like a softie

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Well that's the wedding done

How was it?

It was beautiful, their teacher's family and the vicar made such a fuss of them, they were like VIPs

How lovely. And you blubbed like a softie

I was discrete

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Ahem. I require a round of applause if you may.

I cleaned windows.

And now it's raining

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Ahem. I require a round of applause if you may.

I cleaned windows.

And now it's raining

Didn't you know if you clean windows it'll rain?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Ahem. I require a round of applause if you may.

I cleaned windows.

And now it's raining

Didn't you know if you clean windows it'll rain?

It's normally when I put washing on the line. I made that mistake too

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Ahem. I require a round of applause if you may.

I cleaned windows.

And now it's raining

Didn't you know if you clean windows it'll rain?

It's normally when I put washing on the line. I made that mistake too"

You'll never learn

Don't forget whoever posts last starts the new thread

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think we will stop this right now. No matter how many times I tell people to be nice there's always one bad egg at the bottom of the barrel of brass monkeys

Thread closed!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You know me... like to have the last word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahem. I require a round of applause if you may.

I cleaned windows.

And now it's raining

That made me look out of the window as my washing is on the line!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I get the last word?

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