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Disclaimer: Bit of light hearted, non-condesending fun, honest Ladies (you had to look, didn't you?) 
While ago, completely out of the blue a work colleague, during a long boring night shift, said to me, "you know, if I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian". Well, after days of giving him abuse and ridicule I had an epiphany....he was right!
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If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha  |
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"If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha "
Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny? |
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"If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha
Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?"
Not all the time no  |
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If I was a woman, I'm not sure. My brain Is attracted to someone who's different to me.
But I'd like to think my mind would be the same, I'm attracted to women, in which case. I do t need to be lesbian, I need to stay at home alone, with my new body. |
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"If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha
Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?"
I dont think i said they did... i said i would (if I woke up as a woman one day and still thought like a man) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha
Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?
I dont think i said they did... i said i would (if I woke up as a woman one day and still thought like a man) "
I'm with you here, I think I would still play with boobs all day. I already shake my cock at every opportunity. |
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"If I were to wake a woman one day I would obviously due to my mind set just now be a lesbian.... purely because the thought of going near another man's penis makes me gag as a straight male... (No offence to any gay/bi guys on here) it's just not my cup of tea..actually thinking about it tho...it would be great fun... I could play with my boobs all day and would most likely be trying to stick anything and every thing up there to see what it felt like haha
Do women generally play with their boob's all day and stick any object they can lay their hands on up their fanny?
I dont think i said they did... i said i would (if I woke up as a woman one day and still thought like a man)
I'm with you here, I think I would still play with boobs all day. I already shake my cock at every opportunity. "
Haha exactly... I would be like... oh hello tin of shaving foam... oh that sky remote looks fun...hmm better take that Curtain pole down for a clean and I suppose while it's dowm....  oh hello bottle of Dr pepper...goodbye bottle of doctor pepper.... |
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.? "
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage "
Bring your L plates to naughty manor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage "
Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.
Hope it works out for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay.  "
your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else |
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Bring your L plates to naughty manor "
I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay. your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else "
I wasn't saying their not nice people i was commenting on the ones i work with looks wise.
Trust me its not full of lipstick lesbians here fella. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud..."
One with a body like yours
Mrs sinner x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Bring your L plates to naughty manor
I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual? "
We can have your 'o' levels passed in a few hours |
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.
Hope it works out for you. "
Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.
I have no other choice but to look for a woman  |
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Bring your L plates to naughty manor
I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual?
We can have your 'o' levels passed in a few hours "
In a few hour's...gulp!  . That sound's intensive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.
Hope it works out for you.
Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.
I have no other choice but to look for a woman "
It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing. |
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Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.
Hope it works out for you.
Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.
I have no other choice but to look for a woman
It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing. "
I have a cock or two on standby if it doesn't turn out so all's good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.
Hope it works out for you.
Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.
I have no other choice but to look for a woman
It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing.
I have a cock or two on standby if it doesn't turn out so all's good "
Oh i'm sure you do.
Only the two.? |
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby "
She's beautiful yes,but I don't think she'd be my type |
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby
She's beautiful yes,but I don't think she'd be my type "
Oh what do you think would be your type?  |
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Hope it works out for you.
Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.
I have no other choice but to look for a woman
It sounds like you're in that place where only a woman can help you deal with your issues so you're doing the right thing.
I have a cock or two on standby if it doesn't turn out so all's good
Oh i'm sure you do.
Only the two.? "
Yes two's enough for me at any one time,I'm not a greedy person. Three is a perfect number I find,anymore and it's just a crowd and I don't really like crowd's
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Oh oh I've thought about this, Holly Willoughby
She's beautiful yes,but I don't think she'd be my type
Oh what do you think would be your type? "
Hard to put my finger on,but I think someone who's slim with a bit of character to their face,maybe fair hair. That kinda thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Bring your L plates to naughty manor
I will do,how long do you think it will be before I can change my profile to bisexual?
We can have your 'o' levels passed in a few hours
In a few hour's...gulp! . That sound's intensive "
You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance. |
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In a few hour's...gulp! . That sound's intensive
You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance. "
Hmm I'll have a think about that one,anyway shush you're getting me into trouble,we women aren't allowed on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a few hour's...gulp! . That sound's intensive
You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance.
Hmm I'll have a think about that one,anyway shush you're getting me into trouble,we women aren't allowed on this thread "
Rules shmules. Down with rules! |
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In a few hour's...gulp! . That sound's intensive
You could sign up to a multi-session course which is less intensive, but requires regular attendance.
Hmm I'll have a think about that one,anyway shush you're getting me into trouble,we women aren't allowed on this thread
Rules shmules. Down with rules! "
Well no-one is posting are they |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what type of woman I'd fancy if I was a lesbian! Apologies that's off topic I'm just thinking out loud...
Are you not already.?
I'm in training to be bisexual as you men are just a pain in the backside and that's not in a good way!
So yeah I'm going to try chicks instead,I'm just at the holding hands and a quick peck on the cheek stage
Yeah i sort of thought you might be from the vibes i was picking up being down on men all the time.
Hope it works out for you.
Noooo,it's not all the time. There's some great,hot,fit,funny,charming,bi/straight/fab straight men on here,but they are so hard to find.
I have no other choice but to look for a woman "
Yep. Most people I like seem to be a million miles away from me.....I'm still straight though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay. your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else
I wasn't saying their not nice people i was commenting on the ones i work with looks wise.
Trust me its not full of lipstick lesbians here fella."
Sorry but it's just not logical for you to say that working with lesbians you don't find attractive would turn most men gay! The lesbians aren't available for you to fuck so how you gonna catch The Ghey because of them? XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you feel in your current frame of mind and being heterosexual, I would imagine you would think since you adore the female body you would naturally if a woman feel the same way, however on the female prospective, say heterosexual women who adore the male body would they if they woke up a man fancy men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.
Look's like you're by yourself there."
i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think |
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"No thanks you should see some the lesbians i work with not a pretty sight enough to turn most men gay. your wrong mate i had two lesbian friends when i was living abroad and i think they are amazing people more friendly in real life than anyone else
I wasn't saying their not nice people i was commenting on the ones i work with looks wise.
Trust me its not full of lipstick lesbians here fella.
Sorry but it's just not logical for you to say that working with lesbians you don't find attractive would turn most men gay! The lesbians aren't available for you to fuck so how you gonna catch The Ghey because of them? XXX"
Because they are so grotesquely vile as to permanently scar your minds eye.
This constant reminder of thier horrendousness whrn in the presence of a woman removes the man's ability to even think about getting it on let alone fucking the woman.
So in desperation he does the only thing left and turns to men for companionship |
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.
Look's like you're by yourself there.
i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think "
No they just don't moan about it as much as you |
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.
Look's like you're by yourself there.
i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think
No they just don't moan about it as much as you "
maybe your right maybe your not as for me moaning which i not i only telling it like it is if that moaning when we all should shut up then and say nothing. |
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.
Look's like you're by yourself there.
i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think "
Or because it's gibberish? |
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.
Look's like you're by yourself there.
i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think
No they just don't moan about it as much as you
maybe your right maybe your not as for me moaning which i not i only telling it like it is if that moaning when we all should shut up then and say nothing. "
I think we should all do that |
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"One fact is you we men put in the effort with no success it seem who of other men agree?.
Look's like you're by yourself there.
i know because all the other men are afraid to speak out i think
No they just don't moan about it as much as you
maybe your right maybe your not as for me moaning which i not i only telling it like it is if that moaning when we all should shut up then and say nothing.
I think we should all do that "
I see well have fun as i shutting shop and saying nothing as it get me into trouble here in this forum after trying for 6 years out of 23 hehe.  |
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