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9 inch tongue or 9 inch cock?

By *DecentGuy. OP Man over a year ago

West Bridgford

I've always wonde_ed which I'd prefer, I think the 9 inch tongue myself, imagine how many girls would take you home if you just showed them that in a night club, can't really whip a 9 inch cock out could You, well I wouldn't put it past half of the guys on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel like either would be a little uncomfortable to have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9 inch tongue, then I could get that annoying bit of sauce at the bottom of a knickerbocker glory that the spoon never reaches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id prefer the 9 inch cock. because i dont want to talk like the elephant man with all that excess tongue in your mouth

now the real questions is. 2 cocks or 4 balls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

9 inch cock. Keeping a 9 inch tongue in your mouth would make you sound like Jamie Oliver.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unless you wanna know what a cervix tastes like i think the 9 inch cock would be better.

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By *DecentGuy. OP Man over a year ago

West Bridgford

I didn't think the question through very well haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless you wanna know what a cervix tastes like i think the 9 inch cock would be better."

well that's put me off lunch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going by the way guys lie on here I've already got one.

So the tongue, so I can FINALLY lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless you wanna know what a cervix tastes like i think the 9 inch cock would be better.

well that's put me off lunch!"

Sooorrrryyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gene Simmons seems to have done well out of having an inc_edibly long tongue

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Gene Simmons seems to have done well out of having an inc_edibly long tongue

He scares me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine kissing someone with a 9" tongue

Think I'd prefer the 9" cock. I'd find ways of getting used to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Imagine kissing someone with a 9" tongue

Think I'd prefer the 9" cock. I'd find ways of getting used to it

That's just...ewww. Made me remember when someone tried to put their entire tongue in my mouth when we made out

I change my mind, I go for the pointless dick upgrade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nine ince tongue?

. How many times do you think I'd bite that thing by accident?

A nine inch cock please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Imagine kissing someone with a 9" tongue

Think I'd prefer the 9" cock. I'd find ways of getting used to it

That's just...ewww. Made me remember when someone tried to put their entire tongue in my mouth when we made out

I change my mind, I go for the pointless dick upgrade

Exactly

I'm fine with some tongue but I've had the same thing where it tickles the tonsils

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

9 inch tongue FFS!

I can't get the Budweiser frogs out of my mind now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock of course!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am in the 9 inch club when fully hard

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Though a nine inch tongue would be totally impractical in reality, I'll admit it has crossed my mind on many occasions when down around a woman's nether regions, how great it would be if you could just delve that little bit deeper. It doesn't matter how far in you are, you always want that little bit more.

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By *DecentGuy. OP Man over a year ago

West Bridgford

I think that was what I was getting at more really, you can move a tongue round quite well and if you can reach the g spot with it, well, your have a very happy girl I think lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd definitely prefer the 9inch cock. This 12inch one I have is far too big

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

If you have a choice and are meeting me, pick having the 9" cock. I'd be a little concerned you may do yourself some harm with a tongue that protrudes 9*.

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