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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A battle of stereotypes, just for a bit of fun, (not for easily offended) 
I'll kick off with 1 for each being a gentleman of course!
Women have smaller feet so it's easier for them to do the dishes!
Men are all the same and have an attention spam of...wait what is this thread about? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All men are desperate
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You're playing for the wrong team fella  !
Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battle of stereotypes, just for a bit of fun, (not for easily offended)
I'll kick off with 1 for each being a gentleman of course!
Women have smaller feet so it's easier for them to do the dishes!
Men are all the same and have an attention spam of...wait what is this thread about?"
There's such a thing as attentive spam  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9. "
Women don't know the difference between locks and straight hair apparently!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All men are desperate
You're playing for the wrong team fella !
Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich "
Ahh but....if you've not made her scream in the kitchen then you don't deserve the damn sandwich  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All men are desperate
You're playing for the wrong team fella !
Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich
Ahh but....if you've not made her scream in the kitchen then you don't deserve the damn sandwich "
Fine, I'll throw a rice sized spider in there, that will do the trick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are incapable of understanding the correct position of the toilet seat "
Some men seem incapable of hitting a large target from a short distance.
Some men seem incapable of cleaning the floor afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not saying shit.. After watching our really rather professional and pretty gorgeous female officer trounce the entire squadron in every fitness challenge going bar bench press..
I'm not even going to joke about how men and women are different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want  "
Ha!  |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha! "
I find generally heading South works for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me "
Women only think of sex it seems  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me "
Luckily everywhere I wanna go is South of the pole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems "
Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend?? |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems "
I thought this was a male trait?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
I thought this was a male trait??"
No, we just don't play innocent about it |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend?? "
Women's Euros Think Scotland get beat, i mean play on Sunday |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
I thought this was a male trait??
No, we just don't play innocent about it "
I'm far from innocent! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend?? "
Football? What's that, RedBull Rampage is coming soon ain't nobody watching football |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me "
Then head east
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women like to think they're the ones to wear pants!"
I prefer woman who know I prefer them to wear none.
Women can't handle the truth if you tell them.
Men don't want to hear it anyway. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Then head east
Fuzz"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
I thought this was a male trait??
No, we just don't play innocent about it
I'm far from innocent! "
Hmmm, yep that sounds about right...something is a pleasant reminder of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9. "
Eh yes they do ...just don't like to admit it ..what's 5inches between freinds..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
Shocking huh!! Any football on this weekend??
Women's Euros Think Scotland get beat, i mean play on Sunday "
Mmmm Soccer Moms |
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"Men don't know how to use a dishwasher, preferring to put cups etc on top of it  "
Of course we know how to load and use a dishwasher
But if we leave the things on top it helps remind women its their job to do the washing up |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Men have no spacial awareness. They don't know the difference between 4 inches and 9. "
But, if the cocks were attached to the front and back bumpers of a car, they would be more spatially aware than the ladies |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"Men are incapable of understanding the correct position of the toilet seat "
The clue is..
Sit down, seat down
Stand up, seat up..
Thimples, not our fault you lot haven't maste_ed standing up to pee |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Haha, I'm so guilty of not being able to do this!
But I generally don't need a map to find the things I want
Ha!
I find generally heading South works for me
Women only think of sex it seems
I thought this was a male trait??
No, we just don't play innocent about it
I'm far from innocent!
Hmmm, yep that sounds about right...something is a pleasant reminder of that "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!
Men are never right "
Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!
Men are never right
Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight' "
I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!
Men are never right
Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'
I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man "
Utter bollocks I don't believe it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!
Men are never right
Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'
I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man "
I'm such a dick.. tried doing that sat on bog at work  my forearms get in the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman always say they can multitask yet it's just a excuse when they make a mistake "
Good god yes! Thank you, never thought of that, the amount of times I've been given that as an excuse!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't win an argument with a woman, even more so if she knows you're right!
Men are never right
Women have wonky arms that's why they can touch their elbows together with arms 'straight'
I had to try it out... I'm definitely a man
I'm such a dick.. tried doing that sat on bog at work my forearms get in the way "
It's like when someone says it's impossible to lick your elbow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All men are desperate
You're playing for the wrong team fella !
Women should never leave the kitchen, after all that's where you find all of the ing_edients to make a man a sandwich
Ahh but....if you've not made her scream in the kitchen then you don't deserve the damn sandwich
Fine, I'll throw a rice sized spider in there, that will do the trick "
Pfft I love spiders |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can never ask for directions!
Aye but we can read maps
Obviously not as you get lost lol but refuse to ask for directions "
As a man I only get lost in woman's eyes
On different ocassions I'm just geographically misplaced, not lost! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women are just plain bloody greedy. Multiple orgasms!!! We get one and then a biological chemical reaction that tells us to sleep,when the polite and acceptable response is a kiss and cuddle . |
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