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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me!  is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you  "
not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Its cool, as long as the other wives get to join the honeymoon "
Fuuccckkkkk i think I've already came  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol "
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Its cool, as long as the other wives get to join the honeymoon
Fuuccckkkkk i think I've already came "
oh bless fab wifes are usually cave men |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know "
That's what you said to me ya bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch "
My web of lies are becoming unraveled |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"was asked for graveyard sex- i declined
what unusual place have you been asked for??
would you have sex in a graveyard??
Mourning, noon, and night.
I think you've lost the plot  "
 I just had a coffin fit |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled "
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo"
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance! |
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"was asked for graveyard sex- i declined
what unusual place have you been asked for??
would you have sex in a graveyard??
We have and would again 
I remember the thread
  "
The dwarf 1 though that was class |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!"
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!"
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track "
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to |
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"was asked for graveyard sex- i declined
what unusual place have you been asked for??
would you have sex in a graveyard??
We have and would again
I remember the thread
The dwarf 1 though that was class "
We still haven't cracked that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to "
Divorce is so expensive now days |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days "
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine "
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now "
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy "
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you  |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you "
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it "
A pineapple ring? |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring? "
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring?
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate "
And you're not that good of a lay ether |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring?
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate
And you're not that good of a lay ether "
I held back didn't want to scare the little fella off again did I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring?
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate
And you're not that good of a lay ether
I held back didn't want to scare the little fella off again did I "
Don't be modest, I would describe your fella as average at best |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring?
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate
And you're not that good of a lay ether
I held back didn't want to scare the little fella off again did I
Don't be modest, I would describe your fella as average at best"
I'd describe yours as button moon but hey I'm not going to get bitchy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring?
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate
And you're not that good of a lay ether
I held back didn't want to scare the little fella off again did I
Don't be modest, I would describe your fella as average at best
I'd describe yours as button moon but hey I'm not going to get bitchy "
Is that because you're my mr spoon?  |
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"I wouldn't have sex but I'd give him head-stone
Marry me! is there anyone left for you to ask on here
Don't worry I'm getting to you not sure if thats a compliment or an insult lol
Compliment, I don't turn fab straight for everyone you know
That's what you said to me ya bitch
My web of lies are becoming unraveled
That it my leaving floncey thread is going up bohooooooooooo
Don't leave, I can change, just give me a chance!
You said that last time with that other floozy. I just can't trust you no more.... pfffft men!!!!
Would you be insulted if I asked which floozy? I've lost track
You owe me a brew and a new phone now to
Divorce is so expensive now days
Lmfao your not wrong. 16 years on I'm still smarting from mine
Oh....so there was another woman was there. It's all coming out now
What you thought you was the only 1 who could pull pffffft think again big boy
When you held me and told me I was the only one....I believed you
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A pineapple ring?
Ok I'm no cheap lay I want a diamonds encrusted cock ring ya cheap scate
And you're not that good of a lay ether
I held back didn't want to scare the little fella off again did I
Don't be modest, I would describe your fella as average at best
I'd describe yours as button moon but hey I'm not going to get bitchy
Is that because you're my mr spoon? "
And don't you forget the Mr bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together  "
i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum "
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry "
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya "
Fuck I thought you'd gone |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya "
This fucking phone. Floozys ffs floozys |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone"
Obviously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone"
aww look he pleased you are back for a bromance of the 3rd kind |
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Erm... Gavin has had sex:
In a graveyard;
On a disused railway line;
On a snooker table;
On a pool table (outside a packed pub on karaoke night );
In the stock sorting room of a charity shop ( !).
Stacey has had sex:
In a car;
In a field.
Take your pick
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously "
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore"
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later "
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh bromance 
You want in don't ya.
I wouldn't want to get in the middle. What you two have is too special "
lol i will opt out for 1000s of bars of chocolate spilled on motorway in wales today |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen"
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!! |
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"Oh bromance
You want in don't ya.
I wouldn't want to get in the middle. What you two have is too special
And whata you laughing at pint size
You pair have made my night "
Ya jealous aren't you well he's mine now mwhahaha |
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"Oh bromance
You want in don't ya.
I wouldn't want to get in the middle. What you two have is too special
Plzzzzzz I'm begging you get in the middle plaza get in the fucking middle.."
Nope! I don't third wheel |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!!"
I'm going to bed. Feel free to sleep on sofa you pig |
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"Oh bromance
You want in don't ya.
I wouldn't want to get in the middle. What you two have is too special
And whata you laughing at pint size
You pair have made my night "
lovers of an untold bromance over a garden fence they seem to have ... a full moon again |
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"Oh bromance
You want in don't ya.
I wouldn't want to get in the middle. What you two have is too special lol i will opt out for 1000s of bars of chocolate spilled on motorway in wales today"
Hahaha |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!!
I'm going to bed. Feel free to sleep on sofa you pig"
Trollope |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!!
I'm going to bed. Feel free to sleep on sofa you pig
Trollope "
You know I don't speak French! |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!!
I'm going to bed. Feel free to sleep on sofa you pig
Trollope "
he off to bed take the hint its an invite ha |
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!!
I'm going to bed. Feel free to sleep on sofa you pig
Trollope he off to bed take the hint its an invite ha"
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"you know boys you can do cam no its a new age thing
Don't worry I'm getting to you
i will be 82 on that round
then we'll be pensioners together i might do an appreciation thread of your cute bum
It's cute now, but you should see it after an Indian curry
Oi eye chatting up the floods again are ya
Fuck I thought you'd gone
Obviously
This is what happens when you spy on me. I just don't feel you trust me anymore
Just get home and get my tea on. I'll deal with you later
Maybe if you took me somewhere nice once in a while this wouldn't happen
And if you didn't msg all the time may be I Would!!!
I'm going to bed. Feel free to sleep on sofa you pig
Trollope
You know I don't speak French!"
Hahaha that last comment really tickled me |
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"was asked for graveyard sex- i declined
what unusual place have you been asked for??
would you have sex in a graveyard??"
No Coz my husband's buried in it xxx |
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"was asked for graveyard sex- i declined
what unusual place have you been asked for??
would you have sex in a graveyard??"
No.
Wouldn't have sex outside anyway, been there, done that, far prefer my comfort. Never would in a graveyard though. |
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