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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() The cake is a deal breaker? haha | |||
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"i will verify anyone. you're paying for the coffee though. and travelling to my town. my kids will be sent to b&ms while we have one so expect them to come out and just stand around watching. ![]() Weirdly that sounds similar to a date I had with someone I met from an internet chat room back in about 2002.. haha | |||
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"i will verify anyone. you're paying for the coffee though. and travelling to my town. my kids will be sent to b&ms while we have one so expect them to come out and just stand around watching. ![]() i had no teens then, it wasn't me. | |||
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"I'm happy to meet just for a drink and a chat and a veri ![]() ![]() 1 day we will chew the fat ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() There has to be cake, otherwise I'm out! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ahh good evening... obviously the next question would be, what cake? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() coffee in a flask is cack - have to be bovril ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() Would the park bench be a bit too much like Forrest Gump? ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() ![]() I only had bovril at the rugby a couple of weeks ago, it was a coolish night and did the trick! | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() ![]() i love it | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() Or trifle. That works for me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake?" Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() Scones with cream ? ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() i dont do cake | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() Nooooo. You can't ban cake. ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Victoria sandwich please! ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do like a good carrot cake or maybe a vanilla slice. | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() I do ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() I've been sensitive to your social needs. ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() ![]() Now yer talking missus, I'll bring a blanket to keep our knees warm as well ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() ![]() You've been awesome. Even got some apples in there in the form of cider, so extra points to you! ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() What kind of monster are you!?! | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() ![]() I'd do....... No no no shut up bladey ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm happy to meet just for a drink and a chat and a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() As long as its not me your chewing I won't say no ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() It's ok Courtney, I'll bring some apples ![]() | |||
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"What about a bag of chips by the beach?" Salt and vinegar madam. ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Great choices... I am now needing a sugar fix.. haha | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() ![]() i did the choc cupcake from weekend - quite enjoyed that - have to try thing yanno - but enough was enough | |||
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"I'm happy to meet just for a drink and a chat and a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In my deepest manlyest voice. Nooo that won't be happening ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Or trifle. That works for me ![]() ![]() PNG, keepin it real ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Although licking custard off your fingers could be taken in a very wrong way to how it's meant ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll wrestle ya for the trifle ![]() | |||
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"I'm happy to meet just for a drink and a chat and a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It may not happen yet but its Sumthing I'm looking fallwood to and hopeing things go to plan *fingers crosed* | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I know it sounds wrong but I take the top off first... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Carrot cake! Now you're talking. Coffee & walnut in an emergency. Actually I can offer an ultimate cake social in my locale. I can guarantee only a few will know about it but cake fans will never be disappointed... ![]() | |||
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"Courtney's Law: "As a fab forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a post involving cake approaches 1"—?that is, if a fab forum discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention cake or a cake derivative. ![]() Okay, let's have fries, Parmesan and truffle oil ![]() | |||
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" Okay, let's have fries, Parmesan and truffle oil ![]() I understand the importance of fries and cheese. What do we do with the truffle oil ![]() | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're on. You do know who you're dealing with here? The undisputed.....i can't remember the rest! ![]() | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() With some fish paste sandwiches? | |||
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"Do we have to go to a Cafe, or can we just bring a flask and meet on a park bench ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Courtney's Law: "As a fab forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a post involving cake approaches 1"—?that is, if a fab forum discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention cake or a cake derivative. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oooops ... popped in on the wrong thread , unless it's tea and coffee social with the option to play if we click . Oh and sod the cake unless it's gonna be smeared over someone's boobs ![]() You'll do a social ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ive always wanted to go to Borough Market on a social ![]() That's what I usually do for my social only verification meets. | |||
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"I'm happy to meet just for a drink and a chat and a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() You just can't fucking help yourself can you! ![]() | |||
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"Afternoon tea and scones with strawberries and cream ![]() I second this! Lol | |||
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"I'm happy to meet just for a drink and a chat and a veri ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fucker I'd missed this ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd meet for a drink and a lovely chat " I shall message next time I am going to be near. ![]() | |||
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"I haven't read the referenced thread, but I'm cool with socials. Some people I find really interesting but I don't want to fuck them. That being said, I'm also happy to meet a really hot man or woman for a social if they're cool with fingering me under the table. ![]() Courtney that sounds so naughty. But very fun. ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() But you have brought a whole new dimension and made it finger Licking good. ![]() | |||
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"Get bent I want a jd at least ![]() ![]() ![]() so you fuck guys for a jd? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tea, coffee and cake or chips on a beach. Or all the above! (I woke up hungry) ![]() How about a donut delivery? | |||
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"Will there be cake ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I love to lick the cream from out of Victoria's sandwich first... ![]() | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? " haha don't think it's that easy | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? " I just want coffee | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee " I just want cake | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee " I'd want a hot chocolate and maybe a muffin thrown in if I were a bit peckish. I just wondered what the social was actually for that's all,whether it was just for a chit chat or people secretly wanting more. | |||
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"I'm in. ![]() Your on ![]() | |||
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"I haven't read the referenced thread, but I'm cool with socials. Some people I find really interesting but I don't want to fuck them. That being said, I'm also happy to meet a really hot man or woman for a social if they're cool with fingering me under the table. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee I'd want a hot chocolate and maybe a muffin thrown in if I were a bit peckish. I just wondered what the social was actually for that's all,whether it was just for a chit chat or people secretly wanting more." Some want a cheeky finger under the table ![]() | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine." I've only ever seen you drink water - is it really gin in a water bottle???? ![]() | |||
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"Get bent I want a jd at least ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How on earth did you get that from that ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine. I've only ever seen you drink water - is it really gin in a water bottle???? ![]() I've never seen you drink.... yet ![]() | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine. I've only ever seen you drink water - is it really gin in a water bottle???? ![]() ![]() Oooh it's messy so I don't do it too often lol | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? haha don't think it's that easy " Why wouldn’t it be?? | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee I'd want a hot chocolate and maybe a muffin thrown in if I were a bit peckish. I just wondered what the social was actually for that's all,whether it was just for a chit chat or people secretly wanting more. Some want a cheeky finger under the table ![]() I'd prefer to enjoy my hot chocolate and muffin in peace to be honest ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee I'd want a hot chocolate and maybe a muffin thrown in if I were a bit peckish. I just wondered what the social was actually for that's all,whether it was just for a chit chat or people secretly wanting more. Some want a cheeky finger under the table ![]() Not my normal social, but I'd put myself out to keep Courtney happy ![]() | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine. I've only ever seen you drink water - is it really gin in a water bottle???? ![]() ![]() Now that I wonna see. Plenty seen me slightly worse for wear on Saturday ![]() | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? " No, I've lost all interest in veris. Coffe and cake in pleasant company will do just fine.. ![]() | |||
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"Oooops ... popped in on the wrong thread , unless it's tea and coffee social with the option to play if we click . Oh and sod the cake unless it's gonna be smeared over someone's boobs ![]() Whatever consenting adults choose to do after the social is up to them ![]() | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee I'd want a hot chocolate and maybe a muffin thrown in if I were a bit peckish. I just wondered what the social was actually for that's all,whether it was just for a chit chat or people secretly wanting more. Some want a cheeky finger under the table ![]() Ha Ha, all things are negotiable. . | |||
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"I'm in... tea and cake and a social sound great." Excellent - I'm glad it's proving popular ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() The KFC meal is an unexpected development haha! | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() or share a box of crisps with me ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() There's alway's one demanding one! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() What flavour? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() I've woken up hungry. Does it show? | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() A box ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() its a mixed box - my faves are plain and cheese and onion - quite keen on roast beefy ones - you can have all the salt and vinegar ones - | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() yes a box - just found out shes a fellow crisper | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I have cheese and onion then ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() TBF I love crisps too... and those dips ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Match made in heaven. I'm not a fan of plain ![]() | |||
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"I'm in... tea and cake and a social sound great. Excellent - I'm glad it's proving popular ![]() Only if someone wants a social with me lol | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine. I've only ever seen you drink water - is it really gin in a water bottle???? ![]() I need to be on tip top form when I see you, so no alcohol. Alcohol will only slow down my ability to throw abuse at you. | |||
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"I haven't read the referenced thread, but I'm cool with socials. Some people I find really interesting but I don't want to fuck them. That being said, I'm also happy to meet a really hot man or woman for a social if they're cool with fingering me under the table. ![]() *books train to york* | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() Not at all lol | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine." I've done cocktail socials... | |||
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"I'd meet for a drink and a lovely chat " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd prefer a gin social, but coffee is fine. I've only ever seen you drink water - is it really gin in a water bottle???? ![]() Takes more than booze to stop me abusing you ![]() | |||
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"I'll meet for a brew and chin wag. Or a fully loaded KFC box meal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A woman who likes cheese and onion crisps!.... ![]() | |||
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"Is this just to get a verification? I just want coffee " What coffee do you fancy? | |||
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"I'd be up for this with someone local. Coffee and a packet of crisps would be preferable. I don't really like cake ![]() Too far away!! Could have shared a pizza ![]() | |||
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"I'd be up for this with someone local. Coffee and a packet of crisps would be preferable. I don't really like cake ![]() ![]() Pity.... Depends on if we agreed on choice of toppings ![]() | |||
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"So many people id love to go with a social on from this thread ![]() You are just after crisps I reckon! | |||
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"So many people id love to go with a social on from this thread ![]() Lol crisps, cakes, afternoon tea Or just a nice afternoon or evening out ![]() | |||
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"I'd be up for this with someone local. Coffee and a packet of crisps would be preferable. I don't really like cake ![]() ![]() ![]() As I'm a gentleman I'd let you choose. But I would be flicking the pineapple off my slices ![]() | |||
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"Oh, I like cake! Surely here has to be cake? Why is there always cake?!?! I'm implementing a no cake rule at my socials. ![]() How about cheesecake yum yum | |||
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"I'd be up for this with someone local. Coffee and a packet of crisps would be preferable. I don't really like cake ![]() How local is local. I love to drive my car so think nothing of driving for over an hour or two. I used to do a 2 hour commute. ![]() | |||
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"I always love a cuppa and a chat. Anyone local is very welcome to visit and sample my muffins ![]() Coffee and muffins yes please. ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a cuppa with whoever posts below! ![]() Ah cool!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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