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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been a member for a few weeks now but still waiting for my swinging cherry to be popped.what am I doing that is wrong? Im not rude about it.maybe im just ugly.  |
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Having had a quick look at your profile it seems you are limited as to what you are able to offer a meet.
What does swinging mean to you?
What can you offer?
Perhaps clubs would be better for you as you wouldn't need to worry about being able to accommodate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm...I can't really say unless you give me the liberty to express my opinion on your profile.
And I'd use the term 'profile' lightly  "
I'm just being safe...I don't think I have many lives left  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also, been on 7 days, giving this site til the end of the week. What on earth were you expecting? 
Just chucking out there that patience is a quality most women look for...."
Really? I thought it's a big cock, tats and height  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Also, been on 7 days, giving this site til the end of the week. What on earth were you expecting?
Just chucking out there that patience is a quality most women look for...."
But if anyone says it's the key I'm going to crack up. Wait did I just do it? |
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"Also, been on 7 days, giving this site til the end of the week. What on earth were you expecting?
Just chucking out there that patience is a quality most women look for....
But if anyone says it's the key I'm going to crack up. Wait did I just do it? "
What... did you just say 'patience is key'
I've never heard that before, I thought people were just wanting to shag tonight |
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"Also, been on 7 days, giving this site til the end of the week. What on earth were you expecting?
Just chucking out there that patience is a quality most women look for....
But if anyone says it's the key I'm going to crack up. Wait did I just do it?
What... did you just say 'patience is key'
I've never heard that before, I thought people were just wanting to shag tonight "
You leave our Shag alone!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am just going to stay out of this one, but......
Maybe start by trying to find a social or club meet near you first to meet local people and take it from there.
Also listen to the comments above, apart from patience being the key on this site because that comment has not been made! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest OP. Did you imagine a bunch of oversexed nymphos banging down your door desperate for a shag? You have been on here for 7 days. There are far more men than women on here. Unfortunately for you, that means you don't stand out amongst the thousands. I think you may be misguided about this site. If you are not willing to be patient and lower your expectations, perhaps this is not the place for you. I don't mean to sound harsh. But this place is not instashag. You have to put effort in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you walk to Yorkshire OP?"
Altogether now......"and i would walk 500 miles......."
As for this being a place for a quick shag, if you have zero morales, standards and are attracted to men, women and trans people then i think you could meet a different person every night (not including those with multiple profiles and personalities!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest OP. Did you imagine a bunch of oversexed nymphos banging down your door desperate for a shag? You have been on here for 7 days. There are far more men than women on here. Unfortunately for you, that means you don't stand out amongst the thousands. I think you may be misguided about this site. If you are not willing to be patient and lower your expectations, perhaps this is not the place for you. I don't mean to sound harsh. But this place is not instashag. You have to put effort in. "
is that not what happens here ??? Damn it, time for plenty of fish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages"
This so much this.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been a member for a few weeks now but still waiting for my swinging cherry to be popped.what am I doing that is wrong? Im not rude about it.maybe im just ugly. "
Your location on your profile reads like your having it away with a fella. |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages"
And above all the bitches love cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake "
They sure do  |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do "
This one does  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does "
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share 
Bitches love cake  |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake "
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments. "
It was an innuendo for sex...but now you mention it, I am pretty hungry |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments.
It was an innuendo for sex...but now you mention it, I am pretty hungry"
I try to cover all bases...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments.
It was an innuendo for sex...but now you mention it, I am pretty hungry
I try to cover all bases...
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I just want you on 4th base and I'll be happy |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments.
It was an innuendo for sex...but now you mention it, I am pretty hungry
I try to cover all bases...
I just want you on 4th base and I'll be happy "
As you asked so nicely
Erm... which one's 4th? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments.
It was an innuendo for sex...but now you mention it, I am pretty hungry
I try to cover all bases...
I just want you on 4th base and I'll be happy
As you asked so nicely
Erm... which one's 4th? "
THE DICK!!! |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. Don't think of fab as a replacement for your sex life and think of it as addition.
I've said this before but I'll say it again, stick to the forums, have a laugh and let people get to know you. For a single lad who isn't verified, it's much better than sending messages
And above all the bitches love cake
They sure do
This one does
How would you two like a slice? There isn't much so you'll have to share
Bitches love cake
Oh I'm easy on. I'd be happy to listen whilst cooking your dinner and serving refreshments.
It was an innuendo for sex...but now you mention it, I am pretty hungry
I try to cover all bases...
I just want you on 4th base and I'll be happy
As you asked so nicely
Erm... which one's 4th?
THE DICK!!! "
who's tho? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here. "
I think it took 30 mins for me this time from signing up to meeting somone
20 mins of that was finishing the train journey i was on :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here.
I think it took 30 mins for me this time from signing up to meeting somone
20 mins of that was finishing the train journey i was on :p"
Well we can't all be buff and incredibly handsome can we |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here.
I think it took 30 mins for me this time from signing up to meeting somone
20 mins of that was finishing the train journey i was on :p
Well we can't all be buff and incredibly handsome can we "
Ben and Jerry's makes Better bait than cake :p |
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here.
I think it took 30 mins for me this time from signing up to meeting somone
20 mins of that was finishing the train journey i was on :p"
Gotta ask.... was it getting your cock sucked by a guy by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here.
I think it took 30 mins for me this time from signing up to meeting somone
20 mins of that was finishing the train journey i was on :p
Well we can't all be buff and incredibly handsome can we
Ben and Jerry's makes Better bait than cake :p"
They say words don't hurt, but you sir just proved them wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took me 4 month before I met someone off here.
I think it took 30 mins for me this time from signing up to meeting somone
20 mins of that was finishing the train journey i was on :p
Gotta ask.... was it getting your cock sucked by a guy by any chance?"
Nope.
Tbh i haven't met a guy off here in like nearly 2 years i think now. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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OP.
You've been on here a week! What did you expect? Instantshag?
It doesn't work that way! It can take months for a first meet unless you are exceptional!
Your profile is one paragraph, which needs to say more, minus the grammar and punctuation errors. Pics show you without any hint of being happy.
At least you say why you can't accommodate but why can't you travel?
As for anyone else who has raised this topic in the Forum pages, the answer is Simple.
YOU have to put in the effort, that is, YOU have to "sell" yourself to make your Profile stand out against the hundreds of other guys all doing the same.
Patience, Perseverance, & even more Patience are the main factors plus getting to Socials or clubs in your area.
It can work but you only get results from what you put in.
Good Luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think fab needs a BIG FUCK OFF DISCLAIMER on their home page stating that this site isn't instashag.
Been here 7 days and giving it till the end of the week
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"I've been a member for a few weeks now but still waiting for my swinging cherry to be popped.what am I doing that is wrong? Im not rude about it.maybe im just ugly. "
What if it IS that you're ugly? Nothing you can do about it. So that reason is pretty moot, really. See why I did there? so maybe it could be another reason....let's put our thinking caps on and drum our fingers on the table and think 'why aren't I getting meets?'....
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