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Wit, charm and a dick like an arm.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hope when I inevitably gorge myself to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that"
Equally, when I inevitably die of heart disease due to over consumption of red meat I don't want people to think I lost in a fight against a cow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope when I inevitably gorge myself to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Equally, when I inevitably die of heart disease due to over consumption of red meat I don't want people to think I lost in a fight against a cow."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No wit here...or charm...big fanny though.
I'm in no mood for hilarity today "
Well someone came and put a dampener on it. I tried to incorporate damp with your big fanny but couldn't  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whenever the term 'Heart of Gold' was mentioned, my old aunty had the repost 'And a knob of butter'
Well it makes me titter."
I'm struggling with this one, care to help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No wit here...or charm...big fanny though.
I'm in no mood for hilarity today
Well someone came and put a dampener on it. I tried to incorporate damp with your big fanny but couldn't "
I'm sure you could do something with wet blanket and flaps. |
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