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Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.  |
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Was at a party once and hubby tells me his wife is a good sock cucker  he'd clearly had to much drink...I said sorry what was that..he said "she's a rate sock cucker"
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"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy. "
I think I know your friend! |
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"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.
I think I know your friend!"
My sister said this at a dinner party!! |
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"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.
I think I know your friend!
My sister said this at a dinner party!!"
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"Complaining that she couldn't stay awake a friend once shouted out to me across the street in a loud voice, 'i've got necrophilia'. I think she meant narcolepsy.
I think I know your friend!
My sister said this at a dinner party!!"
Is she a dead easy lay |
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"I swear I heard a child, walking out of school today, tell his mum he made a dildo out of Lego that day in school. "
My year 6 son came out of school infront of the entire playground, (packed with parents and teachers) shouting "mum mum we were watching a video about boners " lol.
Turned out it was just a basic sex education video.
The things kids say!
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We had an unfortunate and embarrassing incident with our child of about 4. She had seen some blackbirds on a playhouse roof on the way to school and started shouting over and over "go away blackies" About 20 foot in front of us was a young black man taking his children to school too.
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