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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just taken a delivery to house and a lady opens the door just wearing her knickers and a smile. I checked her up and down smI led and said enjoy your meal  |
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Brother-in-law used to do delivery driving when in uni. One time came to a house and the guy was wearing nothing's but his pants and a gas mask. Didn't say a word, just handed over the money slowly and shut the door. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brother-in-law used to do delivery driving when in uni. One time came to a house and the guy was wearing nothing's but his pants and a gas mask. Didn't say a word, just handed over the money slowly and shut the door."
What's strange about that pmsl |
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"Brother-in-law used to do delivery driving when in uni. One time came to a house and the guy was wearing nothing's but his pants and a gas mask. Didn't say a word, just handed over the money slowly and shut the door.
What's strange about that pmsl "
On the more fun side, never flashed delivery people but we did accidentally flash the police. We were in a hotel with huge windows and thought it would be fun to go on top in front of said window. Was like "fuck, fuck, fuck yea-FUCK it's the cops". They were on the street outside and couldn't have missed us  |
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"I've just taken a delivery to house and a lady opens the door just wearing her knickers and a smile. I checked her up and down smI led and said enjoy your meal "
I'm in the wrong profession, lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once accidentally flashed the postie. Was mortifying and he looked embarrassed haha.
~Mia
Hope he wasn't delivering that massive dildo "
No just a phone cover 
~Mia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just taken a delivery to house and a lady opens the door just wearing her knickers and a smile. I checked her up and down smI led and said enjoy your meal
I'm in the wrong profession, lol.
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You are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should have joined her pp 
If I had the time 
There's always time for a quicky
Oh special deliveries 
Damn you pp. Now I have postman pat special delivery services some in my head  "
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"I once accidentally flashed the postie. Was mortifying and he looked embarrassed haha.
~Mia"
Ditto, he had just caught me coming out of the shower and a corner of the towel slipped from my grip as I was taking the parcel from him and it fell to the side.
He just smiled.
- Amy. x |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"I've just taken a delivery to house and a lady opens the door just wearing her knickers and a smile. I checked her up and down smI led and said enjoy your meal
I'm in the wrong profession, lol.
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ha ha ha i was gonna post this too lol |
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I went to the door in nothing but my lingerie to speak to my postman, he didn't know where to look...
I don't know if he was more shocked at Me standing there in a Basque, thong and stockings or if it was the fact I'd found out where he lived  |
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"I went to the door in nothing but my lingerie to speak to my postman, he didn't know where to look...
I don't know if he was more shocked at Me standing there in a Basque, thong and stockings or if it was the fact I'd found out where he lived "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had our cooker fixed yesterday. The guy arrived at 08.30 and she answered the door wearing her short dressing gown fully open and tied at the back to hold it open. Oh, and fully naked underneath. I don’t know why he had to call another guy out to help him diagnose the fault and fit an overheat temperature stat, but they said they had enjoyed fixing our cooker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went to the door in nothing but my lingerie to speak to my postman, he didn't know where to look...
I don't know if he was more shocked at Me standing there in a Basque, thong and stockings or if it was the fact I'd found out where he lived "
Brilliant  |
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I've never been caught off-guard by a deliveryman. If I'm expecting a delivery I know not to open the door in my lingerie lol... But I was once caught out by the postman... I'd thrown on a tshirt and wellies to cross the yard and let the dog out of her kennel when the post van turned into my driveway.... I had to leg it back across the yard into my house with the bare cheeks of my arse winking at him from under the end of my tshirt... Running in wellies is no joke either!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Our post man was always super happy to see me, would always have a quick chat, he used to always do favours like sign for deliveries and leave them in a safe place. Just thought it was the both of us being friendly with one another, and then my sister pointed out that my loungewear goes see through in daylight, and I never wear underwear at home.  oooops. |
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I used to deliver carpet cleaning machines to houses ..then pick them up 48 hrs later....went to one house ...smart lady little on ...showed her how to use machine ...she very flirty ....smiled and left .....48 hrs later ...knocked at door ....she shouted come in .....machine by front door all neat and tidy ...she walked from kitchen area in stockings high heels etc wow.....she never paid for the hire but I called at her house for a year or so till I moved away ...boy she had clean carpets x |
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