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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone want to challenge for the fab king of puns?
Puns, one liners, and double entendre are the order of the day, so let your mind run free.
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The weather
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.  "
I snow what you mean, but if you want to be raining champ, you have to overcast every one else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition. "
Doubtful.... I set the isobar pretty fucking high |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.
Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it"
That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.
Doubtful.... I set the isobar pretty fucking high "
You wouldn't say that if you met me |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.
Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it
That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there"
Could you repeat that? I mist it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.
Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it
That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there
Could you repeat that? I mist it "
Foggy et it, you are obviously under high pressure |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"It's a hot topic, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but surely I would 'windy' competition.
Pfft you're blowing hot air, I'm clearly going to breeze it
That was a bit mild, I think you are pollen a fast one there
Could you repeat that? I mist it
Foggy et it, you are obviously under high pressure "
Yea but I'm keeping a positive altitude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment"
You can re-gale us with your victory story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment"
Not at this 'current' moment.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment. "
What is the raisin for that though?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment. "
careful you haven't mist any opportunities |
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities "
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted."
No need to cause an atmosphere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Bunny storms in to the chat
like a whirlwind?
I knew the clouds would lift when her sunny disposition came along. "
I had to, I couldn't stand this frosty atmosphere  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"*Bunny storms in to the chat
like a whirlwind?
I knew the clouds would lift when her sunny disposition came along.
I had to, I couldn't stand this frosty atmosphere "
Och you know it would all blow over afterwards. Some people are br-eezily wound up though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You definitely haven't mist an opportunity OP to re-gale us with some of the worst puns I have read in a long time. Weather I like it or not the flood of responses goes to prove the large amount of effluent that washes out of the crevices of the minds on here lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.
No need to cause an atmosphere "
Someone's outlook is changeable... |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.
No need to cause an atmosphere
Someone's outlook is changeable..."
Keep the altitude to yourself sun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.
No need to cause an atmosphere
Someone's outlook is changeable...
Keep the altitude to yourself sun "
Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your parade |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.
No need to cause an atmosphere
Someone's outlook is changeable...
Keep the altitude to yourself sun
Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your parade "
I fog-ive you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i was pregnant my bestie used to send me loadsa pregnancy puns, some were absolutely brilliant, i wrote them all down.
Womb raider
Hilary up the duff
Joseph and the technicolour zygote
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure who is winning here, some of the avatars have clouded my judgement
Oh I think I'm the raining champ at the moment
Not at this 'current' moment.
careful you haven't mist any opportunities
No need to blow your own trumpet? Calm down, chill your beans. We may need to clear the air after this thread is done and dusted.
No need to cause an atmosphere
Someone's outlook is changeable...
Keep the altitude to yourself sun
Sorry, didn't mean to rain on your parade
I fog-ive you"
Brolly good |
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Ok what have I mist?
who wind?
Who's the raining pun champ?
Snow fun waiting...
I'm trying to keep calm...
Shall we hail the OP?
Maybe he's gone for a cold shower?
Maybe he's fog-otten?
Or shooting the breeze with his sun?
Cake anybody? It's lemon drizzle, lashings of hot custard too!
I'll stop now, my humour has dried up, went he comes back will somebody let us snow please?
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