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Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.
That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.
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Best I get training, just in case I'm spotted by a hungry T Rex.
Was working on a training plan for the zombie apocalypse and alien Invasion.
Now something else to worry about.
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I really do hate to be the bearer of such tragic and upsetting news.. You may need to be sitting before you read on....
Ok, is you derriere firmly planted on something stiff or rigid? Ok, take the grin off your face and read on..
Tyrannosaurus Rex unfortunately died 66 million years ago... This may have come as a surprise to some of you, but Rex, or king as he preferred to be called is no more, e's passed on,'e has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff (no giggling in the back!), bereft of life, 'is metabolic processes are of interest only to the victorians,'e's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-tyrannosaurus!!
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Well, I did try to break I gently to you.. |
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"I really do hate to be the bearer of such tragic and upsetting news.. You may need to be sitting before you read on....
Ok, is you derriere firmly planted on something stiff or rigid? Ok, take the grin off your face and read on..
Tyrannosaurus Rex unfortunately died 66 million years ago... This may have come as a surprise to some of you, but Rex, or king as he preferred to be called is no more, e's passed on,'e has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff (no giggling in the back!), bereft of life, 'is metabolic processes are of interest only to the victorians,'e's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-tyrannosaurus!!
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Well, I did try to break I gently to you.. "
One word.
DNA
Ok,i suppose it's probably three but cut me some slack here 
Can't they grow one now or whatever they do with it  |
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"I really do hate to be the bearer of such tragic and upsetting news.. You may need to be sitting before you read on....
Ok, is you derriere firmly planted on something stiff or rigid? Ok, take the grin off your face and read on..
Tyrannosaurus Rex unfortunately died 66 million years ago... This may have come as a surprise to some of you, but Rex, or king as he preferred to be called is no more, e's passed on,'e has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'e's a stiff (no giggling in the back!), bereft of life, 'is metabolic processes are of interest only to the victorians,'e's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! This is an ex-tyrannosaurus!!
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Well, I did try to break I gently to you.. "
He's just having a nap |
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"A T-Rex might catch you but he can't pull your hair when he's doing you from behind.
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And i don't think it's possible that a t-Rex is able to have a wank...
Maybe that's why they became extinct, died out through extreme frustration... |
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"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.
That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.
Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens. "
Erm, actually, in best adanoid tone, you just needed to run in a zig-zag pattern because due to T-Rex's physiology they couldn't change direction easily. |
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"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.
That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.
Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.
Erm, actually, in best adanoid tone, you just needed to run in a zig-zag pattern because due to T-Rex's physiology they couldn't change direction easily. "
I heard that about crocodiles, but the truth is they just run straight get in front of you and wait to zag the zig  |
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"There just an oversize chicken anyhow
Ooh does he taste like it as you'd get a mean sized breast off of one of those buggars "
Just looked at your profile.
Yep you truly are an Authority on mean Sized breasts. Totally awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.
That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.
Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.
Erm, actually, in best adanoid tone, you just needed to run in a zig-zag pattern because due to T-Rex's physiology they couldn't change direction easily.
I heard that about crocodiles, but the truth is they just run straight get in front of you and wait to zag the zig "
So the best defence would be a 90 degree turn then? |
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"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.
That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.
Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens. "
This isn't fact btw how the fuck do they know for 100% they can't run ? .....what if some anti Scientists said the same thing about us....just think about it  |
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"Scientists at the University of Manchester, not feeling the effects of austerity, have produced a computer simulation of how a T-Rex moved. They conclude that it couldn't actually run since its weight would snap its legs.
That's the good news. The bad news is that even when it walks it can do 12 mph. Now if you can run a mile in 4 minutes then that's 15 mph. So it's possible some forumites could outrun a T-Rex if needs be, but most wouldn't. I guess it depends how long it chased you for.
Just thought you should know in case a jurrasic park or time travel scenario happens.
This isn't fact btw how the fuck do they know for 100% they can't run ? .....what if some anti Scientists said the same thing about us....just think about it "
You can't say for 100% that you even exist. There's a chance this is all a simulation, elon musk thinks it is and he ain't dumb. |
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