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By *atcg OP Man over a year ago

Yorkshire

So share your opening message. Just so I can nick the best ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many do you think will tell you their best messages?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bookmarking so I ca Aldo steal good ones :,)

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Want to go halves on a bastard?

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

How heavy is a polar bear?

Heavy enough to break the ice..

It's awful but it works...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I message them and tell them I'm hungry, their maternal instincts kick in and they will come round to make you some food. Thats when you pounce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Name drop Jeremy Corbyn

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

I was asked if I had all my own teeth... Guys - please don't use this one. It doesn't work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I message them and tell them I'm hungry, their maternal instincts kick in and they will come round to make you some food. Thats when you pounce "

I love the word pounce.

People don't pounce enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I message them and tell them I'm hungry, their maternal instincts kick in and they will come round to make you some food. Thats when you pounce

I love the word pounce.

People don't pounce enough

I'd pounce a lot more if you changed your fecking age filters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you fancy being made airtight? Asking for a friend..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I message them and tell them I'm hungry, their maternal instincts kick in and they will come round to make you some food. Thats when you pounce

I love the word pounce.

People don't pounce enough

I'd pounce a lot more if you changed your fecking age filters

I have age filters?

*stumped as ive no clue what they are*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a lot of success just asking guys to send me a picture of their penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a lot of success just asking guys to send me a picture of their penis. "

Surely you only need to look at their profiles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a lot of success just asking guys to send me a picture of their penis. "

Yeah show me your vagina. I've heard it's quite beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was 74 years older I would send you pictures of my penis from all angles, I'd even dress it up with racial stereotypes. My penis really does look good in a sombrero.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I message them and tell them I'm hungry, their maternal instincts kick in and they will come round to make you some food. Thats when you pounce

I love the word pounce.

People don't pounce enough

I'd pounce a lot more if you changed your fecking age filters

I have age filters?

*stumped as ive no clue what they are*"

And that, is how you get a message in your inbox

Bitches love cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck.

Works every time

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By *kmanMan over a year ago

Letterkenny

Let me tie you up works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/07/17 12:12:12]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whose Sombrero ?

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Hi i just came across yoir pics on your profile.

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I have age filters?

*stumped as ive no clue what they are*"

Yes you have age filters, you set them!!

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Hi i just came across yoir pics on your profile.

I do hope you wiped it off after...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"So share your opening message. Just so I can nick the best ones

"
gizzashagyabitch

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Want to fuck? It DOES work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have age filters?

*stumped as ive no clue what they are*

Yes you have age filters, you set them!!

I've slept since then plus I'd had a wine or two when I set them so it will be what I fancied at that time

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

If only you were a washing machine,

I'd put my dirty load inside you...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't send them, but I rather liked the one which started off with "Fuck me, have you seen your pics!!!?"

Haha, that really made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Do you like the smell of chloroform?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanna have a sexual intercourse ?"

PS : it never worked aha

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Hi i just came across yoir pics on your profile.

I do hope you wiped it off after..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, want to ride my bicycle

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