I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes. |
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
Best description of a toot ever! |
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Had a cam chat with _rincess peach ahead of our EPIC RAP BATTLE!!! The highlight was her saying "hold on...I need to fart" what happened next would put the Hindenburg disaster to shame. Not bad norks though
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My mum (who has bad mobility) has an annoying habit of getting out of her chair and farting all the way to the downstairs loo. She starts laughing and her farts start making a tune.
We have learned not to sit near the door. |
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My Grandma (notice I didn't say Nan, that means the posh one) used to disguise hers by banging kitchen cupboards and thumping the cutlery drawer shut.
Trouble was her timing was as bad as a rusty tractor and the effect was cupboards being slammed in between wet farts sounds.
We never told her we knew. |
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"My Grandma (notice I didn't say Nan, that means the posh one) used to disguise hers by banging kitchen cupboards and thumping the cutlery drawer shut.
Trouble was her timing was as bad as a rusty tractor and the effect was cupboards being slammed in between wet farts sounds.
We never told her we knew."
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
made me laff too much lol |
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By *aeganaWoman
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My nans fave game was to wait until you were in.a crowded shop and drop a loud stinker then sneak off so whoever was with her would get the blame. She would be going down the aisle.laughing her head off. |
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"My Grandma (notice I didn't say Nan, that means the posh one) used to disguise hers by banging kitchen cupboards and thumping the cutlery drawer shut.
Trouble was her timing was as bad as a rusty tractor and the effect was cupboards being slammed in between wet farts sounds.
We never told her we knew.
I'd say Grandma was posher than Nan! "
Ha. How funny. I've told that very same story on a fresh thread this morning |
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
This was made even better for me that you are from tooting... |
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"I held onto one through a staff meeting, my gut was killing then I thought fuck it, I'll let it go on the sly.
It sounded like Chewbacca throwing a strop and we were all in hysterics for a good 5 minutes."
The force was strong with this one |
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I wind Jayne up when we go shopping by waiting until we are in amongst a group of people, then letting one go and sneaking off, she's stood there with all these people with their noses twitching and she knows what's happened but cant say anything, I'm round the corner dying lol! |
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Dropped a silent but violent fart in the dairy aisle of Morrison’s a few evenings ago next to a couple and walked away. Before I was at the top of the aisle the wife was giving the husband pelters for being a “disgusting smelly bastard”. Poor guy! |
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