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It's not Thursday but....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rant incoming.....
That moment when you decide to get a taxi to work because you're feeling a little stressed and decide to treat yourself with an easy journey away from public transport and people so you can prepare yourself for work and the day...read, think, relax. Your commute is an hour by train or an hour by taxi. And then the taxi driver moans from the moment you get in the car that it's going to be an hour driving, and then questions you saying it's less than an hour by train isn't it?
I was not best pleased with the judgment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imagine calming music... steady your breathing...
I have found many taxi drivers to be miserable. Bring your own sunshine  "
I could start singing. That'll teach him.... |
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By *rman82Man
over a year ago
Manchester |
"He may be a hay fever sufferer... I can't be sure on that but he's defo a miserable twat.
I handed him a tissue.
#passiveaggressiveorwhat?!"
Haha. That's very good of you. Out with anger, in with love... don't tip him tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank god for a rant thread. Well done op.
He's a professional driver, it's his chosen job. Get on with it pal. Your rant is well approved by me.
My rants. I need to put them in words? Can I just scream instead?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He may be a hay fever sufferer... I can't be sure on that but he's defo a miserable twat.
I handed him a tissue.
#passiveaggressiveorwhat?!
Haha. That's very good of you. Out with anger, in with love... don't tip him tho "
Swing wants me to biro tip him! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank god for a rant thread. Well done op.
He's a professional driver, it's his chosen job. Get on with it pal. Your rant is well approved by me.
My rants. I need to put them in words? Can I just scream instead?
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Scream into the abyss, Bee, scream into the abyss....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calm!! The taxi drivers a miserable twat but fuck it... the suns out x
He's also sniffing noisily. 
Biro to the throat
Job done
Mine or his? "
His - it will be a kindness to every other would be passenger after you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Earphones or headphones...
Sorry Mr taxi driver, I'm listening to a motivational podcast from my sex therapist  "
I looked him in the eye in the mirror, no smile, and said "Would you like me to get another taxi?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Calm!! The taxi drivers a miserable twat but fuck it... the suns out x
He's also sniffing noisily.
Biro to the throat
Job done
Mine or his?
His - it will be a kindness to every other would be passenger after you "
I dunno, I've only got my special pen with me.  |
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By *rman82Man
over a year ago
Manchester |
"He may be a hay fever sufferer... I can't be sure on that but he's defo a miserable twat.
I handed him a tissue.
#passiveaggressiveorwhat?!
Haha. That's very good of you. Out with anger, in with love... don't tip him tho
Swing wants me to biro tip him!"
Go for it. Wait till you get where you're going tho, You might even avoid the fare if you do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh seconding the biroing him. Why do they do that? Listen to music! "
To be fair, he's channelled my general anxiety into specific rage. I can work with rage, I'm productive on rage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He may be a hay fever sufferer... I can't be sure on that but he's defo a miserable twat.
I handed him a tissue.
#passiveaggressiveorwhat?!
Haha. That's very good of you. Out with anger, in with love... don't tip him tho
Swing wants me to biro tip him!
Go for it. Wait till you get where you're going tho, You might even avoid the fare if you do."
Don't want blood spatters on my dress though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He may be a hay fever sufferer... I can't be sure on that but he's defo a miserable twat.
I handed him a tissue.
#passiveaggressiveorwhat?!
Haha. That's very good of you. Out with anger, in with love... don't tip him tho
Swing wants me to biro tip him!
Go for it. Wait till you get where you're going tho, You might even avoid the fare if you do.
Don't want blood spatters on my dress though. "
These are just excuses Estella. Snuff him 
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
"Rant incoming.....
That moment when you decide to get a taxi to work because you're feeling a little stressed and decide to treat yourself with an easy journey away from public transport and people so you can prepare yourself for work and the day...read, think, relax. Your commute is an hour by train or an hour by taxi. And then the taxi driver moans from the moment you get in the car that it's going to be an hour driving, and then questions you saying it's less than an hour by train isn't it?
I was not best pleased with the judgment."
Sounds like a great business man |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
Deep breath and relax.
He's maybe had a rough night. Take yourself to a happy place in your head and let him get on with being a miserable git!
Then smile the rest of the journey as you remember the best night you've had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But you might have got one that wants to talk incessant drivel to you for the hour. That's as bad. You need to perfect a stare that means shut up and drive x |
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"Oh seconding the biroing him. Why do they do that? Listen to music!
To be fair, he's channelled my general anxiety into specific rage. I can work with rage, I'm productive on rage "
Haha .. trust you to find a use for his crabby attitude
Just flash him that winning smile
He will wither from the inside sometime after lunch and you'll have a pleasant journey home
...unless maybe you take an uber |
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