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"I need a bedtime story read ... lol "
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording, of a favourite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read |
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"I need a bedtime story read ... lol
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording, of a favourite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read"
*resorts to earplugs at this point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a bedtime story read ... lol
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording, of a favourite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read
*resorts to earplugs at this point "
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"I have a window open and I'm still hot."
I was thinking about parking the other night
We was out on a back road
My and my woman was just getting' right
All systems on overload
The radio blasting in the front seat
Turning out the music fine
We was snuggled up in the back seat
Making up for lost time
Steamy windows - zero visibility
Steamy windows - coming from the body heat
You can wine and dine a woman all night
With good intent
But there's something about a confrontation on a back road
Breaks down the defense
Steamy windows - ain't nobody can see
Steamy windows - coming from the body heat
There's a sound outside the front door
And I know it's just the wind
But it makes her snuggle up just a little bit closer
And it starts things happening again
Steamy windows - zero visibility
Steamy windows - coming from the body heat
Steamy windows - steamy windows
That's how to sing Jimmy Boi   |
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"I have a window open and I'm still hot.
I was thinking about parking the other night
We was out on a back road
My and my woman was just getting' right
All systems on overload
The radio blasting in the front seat
Turning out the music fine
We was snuggled up in the back seat
Making up for lost time
Steamy windows - zero visibility
Steamy windows - coming from the body heat
You can wine and dine a woman all night
With good intent
But there's something about a confrontation on a back road
Breaks down the defense
Steamy windows - ain't nobody can see
Steamy windows - coming from the body heat
There's a sound outside the front door
And I know it's just the wind
But it makes her snuggle up just a little bit closer
And it starts things happening again
Steamy windows - zero visibility
Steamy windows - coming from the body heat
Steamy windows - steamy windows
That's how to sing Jimmy Boi "
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"That's how to sing Jimmy Boi
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Alice Winger could be your Private Dancer if you asked her nicely 
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
I want to make a million dollars
I want to live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah, I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
Deutch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me, do you want to see me do the shimmy again?
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
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"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?
Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you "
*jumps into bed and immediately forms the hair stroking appreciation society
Where's Hatter when ya need him  |
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"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?
Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you
*jumps into bed and immediately forms the hair stroking appreciation society
Where's Hatter when ya need him "
In my bed. He's too knackered to chat |
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"Can someone come and stroke my hair please?
Snuggle up, and I'll stroke your hair for you
*jumps into bed and immediately forms the hair stroking appreciation society
Where's Hatter when ya need him
In my bed. He's too knackered to chat "
Bloody part timer, make him a cup of tea and I'm sure he'll be up and stroking in no time at all |
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