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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fill in the blank

I would rather _________ than sleep with the person above

And remember it's just for fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fill in the blank

I would rather _________ than sleep with the person above

And remember it's just for fun

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch Donald Trump knock one out

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I would rather _be tickled_ than sleep with the person above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat my own shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rather _be tickled_ than sleep with the person above."

Would rather 'have lunch' than sleep with this person

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By *eovilcouple76Couple over a year ago

yeovil

Sleep alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep alone "

Spend a night in Wookey Hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep alone "

I would rather be the one tied to the bed than sleep with the person above...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep alone

I would rather be the one tied to the bed than sleep with the person above..."

I would rather have sex than just sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep alone

I would rather be the one tied to the bed than sleep with the person above..."

Promise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat my own pubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleep alone

I would rather be the one tied to the bed than sleep with the person above...

I would rather have sex than just sleep with the person above

I would rather tease him with endless foreplay than sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would rather wank off a horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit in my hands and clap.

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By *airymagicWoman over a year ago

goblin city

Lick a brothels toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit blood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather drive a Toyota Corolla than sleep with the person above...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather fuck Quasimodo than sleep with the person above.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would rather fuck Quasimodo's mother than fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rather have a real woman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather eat pineapple on my pizza that sleep with the person above

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I would rather cup my hands behind me, shit in them and then clap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather suck shit from a tramps sock than sleep with the person above

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather sleep with the person above the person above, than sleep with the person above

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'd rather sleep with the person above the person above, than sleep with the person above

I'd rather have an mff than sleep with the person above....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id rather fall down some stairs than sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz"

costa - has to be

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By *im ZeeMan over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz

costa - has to be

I'd rather stay awake with than sleep with the person above

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd rather not go there

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz

costa - has to be

I'd rather stay awake with than sleep with the person above"

I'd rather staple my scrotum to a scaffold plank and walk around with it while pouring vinegar over my nads than...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather be able to give you a call then sleep with you.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz

costa - has to be

Good call. Or we could grind our own beans

Fuzz

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I would rather be able to give you a call then sleep with you.

PTU xxx"

Ok,

The number is 0898 696969.. Calls are charged at £1.99 a minute and always get the bill payers permission before dialling..

Ps, please don't dialling the number, it probably is some ropey ol' sex chat line..

Psx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz

costa - has to be

Good call. Or we could grind our own beans

Fuzz"

I would rather you answered my WhatsApp than....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rather be able to give you a call then sleep with you.

PTU xxx

Ok,

The number is 0898 696969.. Calls are charged at £1.99 a minute and always get the bill payers permission before dialling..

Ps, please don't dialling the number, it probably is some ropey ol' sex chat line..

Psx"

dam though I'd pulled then

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather lick a dirty mans arsehole then sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather suck off a traffic warden than sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id rather have a coffee than sleep with the person above

Costa or Starbucks?

Fuzz

costa - has to be

Good call. Or we could grind our own beans

Fuzz

I would rather you answered my WhatsApp than....

Peach x "

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd rather have marmite on toast than sleep with the person above "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather paint my balls than sleep with the person above

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'd rather suck off a traffic warden than sleep with the person above

I'd rather just tie him up and leave him there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give birth to an 8lb hedgehog. Out of my arse.

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By * kiss like morphineMan over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Read the joy of sex and suffer a paper cut than.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give birth to an 8lb hedgehog. Out of my arse."

That's gonna hurt

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Give birth to an 8lb hedgehog. Out of my arse.

That's gonna hurt

Bake cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather mark Diane Abbotts maths homework than....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather suck on my own fart than sleep with the person above

Oh god did I really just say that

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

I would rather slice the skin off my testes with a blunt spoon, cauterise the wound and run about with a Fez on my head and a 10 inch dlido (fab straight

) shoved up my arse than sleep with you

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By * kiss like morphineMan over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"I would rather suck on my own fart than sleep with the person above

Oh god did I really just say that

That was therapy, bit of sudconscience desire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rather paint my balls than sleep with the person above

What colour?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rather slice the skin off my testes with a blunt spoon, cauterise the wound and run about with a Fez on my head and a 10 inch dlido (fab straight

) shoved up my arse than sleep with you

made me tickle that

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By *im ZeeMan over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire

"I'd rather not go there "

Booo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather be covered with jam than sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jam next to an anthill*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather paint my shed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather not work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather listen to One Direction than sleep with the person above!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rather listen to One Direction than sleep with the person above!"

That hurts man lowblow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather touch the tip of my tounge on a cows bum hole lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eer ahh carp she's to good looking

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I would rather slice the skin off my testes with a blunt spoon, cauterise the wound and run about with a Fez on my head and a 10 inch dlido (fab straight

) shoved up my arse than sleep with you

And I'd pay to watch you do that...

For no other reason than I'm a sick Bastard..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather arrested for murder then become the bitch of the prisonmate after which I get shoved in the showers than sleep with the person above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather be forced to watch Jersey Shore than sleep with the person above!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick piss off a thistle.