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By *yldstyle OP Woman over a year ago

A world of my own

I've just written an advert to sell my car. As I always do my car has a name and a personality. (I know, its a bit sad)

If you were to rewrite your profile as a car advert, what type of car would you become?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

For sell red 2cv, body needs attention.

Curvy and a bit peculiar, you either like it or not

Engine in good condition.

One periovous owner neglected her but current owner maintains engine well and has receipts and mots.

Test drive on request.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This classic has been going for some time. Suitable for ladies or men. Always ready to start. Smooth gears. Soft upholstery. Complete and utter bargain.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Kick it, it's fucked.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Car for sale, it shows signs of hard use and in some cases, abuse. However it's got a friendly look, is comfortable and keeps going very well.

No leaks, despite the age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even 'webuyanycar' would reject me

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

This example has not been regularly serviced. Reliable first time starter. Future classic?

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By *aughty_kittyWoman over a year ago

finger licking good

For sale.... a silver with speckled dirt automatic car. All doors open . Bits are falling off under the car as I park by touching the curb.. inside you may find change.. food and some cans.. it's just passed a mot with no working horn or drivers indicator.. engine light is on and broke down three days later.. it had had a few kicks. If you want something to smash up its yours for a fiver

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Kick it, it's fucked."

I'd still go for a test drive

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Audi Quatro very reliable car comes with several sets of number plates never let me down on any blaggings but it likes to be driven like it's stolen reluctant sale but won't have a use for it for the next 15 years .

Can be viewed in the car park at HMP pentonville

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple over a year ago

London

It's dead

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Tax exempt, 2 previous lady owners, usual signs of wear and tear for age, all original parts, no spare tyre, no CD/TV, ideal weekend runabout, needs a little TLC, cheap to run, starts first time, bodywork in reasonable condition... no rust and never been rear ended, open to sensible offers, test drives welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You overlook at your peril, drives well low mileage for its age and will never let you down,

Resonable offers accepted

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By *hips n FursMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

Classic barn find.

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By *yldstyle OP Woman over a year ago

A world of my own

I've realised how much I have in common with my car..

This is an extract from said advert...

Wonderful beetle in need of some love. She has a broken heart. The engine needs replaced.

If repaired she will have plenty life ahead of her.

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