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Who's up for a nonsense thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just say any thing you want (I nearly said any shit you want but don't want to offend anybody with foul language).

You know the stuff, like hey my friend thinks you're really sexy and would like to take you to the local church to do some brass rubbing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's beginning to smell like vinegar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck people who are offended by foul language.

Shitheads

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

One fish... Two fish...

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing."

You can fuck pieces of cake while I stick _rozac up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would like to start a naked water fight

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

As much use as tits on a fish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The policeman's donkey has molested my bicycle...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just ate a grape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would like to start a naked water fight

I'd like to finish it.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I hate some of the people i work with their so fuckin lazy

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

D.What are you doing?

B.I'm burying you!!

D.But im not dead!!!

B.shut up! You'll wake the neighbours!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many is ten?

Fuzz

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

I t'bagged your drumset!!!

My drum sets a guy...so that makes you gay mother fucker.....!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hate some of the people i work with their so fuckin lazy "

Let's hope they read this and get the message.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing."

Thanks for your permission

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

Bitch...are you sure you ain't a hobbit???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/17 15:00:54]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, but never has 5.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing.

Thanks for your permission

As if you needed it

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

"What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, but never has 5.

I know this.... haha

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

"What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, but never has 5.

I know this.... haha

I don't?

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

[Removed by poster at 17/07/17 15:05:54]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I'm ready if u are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, but never has 5.

I know this.... haha

I don't?"

Its very easy. You are over thinking it

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

"What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, but never has 5.

I know this.... haha

I don't?"

What = 4 letter

Sometimes = 9 letter

Never = 5 letters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of one more person comes into the salon and says 'it's lovely out there isn't it'

I'm going to scream and accidently on purpose slip and run the grade 1 over the middle of there head lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, but never has 5.

I know this.... haha

I don't?

What = 4 letter

Sometimes = 9 letter

Never = 5 letters

. It peed me right off when the penny dropped after a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing.

You can fuck pieces of cake while I stick _rozac up my arse

how about we make it a menage a trois

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ??

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

"Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing.

Thanks for your permission

Sorry about the weather

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By *odkaredbull23Man over a year ago

some where central

Why are you so sweaty?

I was watching cops!!

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

That's what you get for sewing geese

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Fuck pieces of cake.if that's your thing.

Thanks for your permission

As if you needed it

I'm always polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you noticed how the forum gets quieter during the school run.

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"Have you noticed how the forum gets quieter during the school run. "

That's not nonsense though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tomorrow I used to be yesterday, and on Friday I'll sound like the colour magenta.

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