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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
i recently purchased,a fly swatting device.
it's shaped like a badminton racket,only instead of strings,it's got a metal grid.
already i can hear yous say,sounds expensive,but the pies ta resistance is,
there's a switch in the handle,
when you press the switch,the metal grid
becomes electrified.
yep one ZAP,and the fly is fried.
WOW! WOW! and treble WOW!!!
how much was this amazing device,i hear yous cry.
20,30,maybe even 40 pounds,wrong.
it was 1 pound,yes that's right 1 pound.
when leaving the shop,i now know how a thief feels,when leaving the scene of the crime.
happy happy days.
what was your,deal of the century. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx
mmdil,consider it zapped.
can i get on your tits.
(no need for sarcasm) "
damn mmdfil, I can't answer that one now then!!!  |
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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx
mmdil,consider it zapped.
can i get on your tits.
(no need for sarcasm)
damn mmdfil, I can't answer that one now then!!! "
hmmmmm you still managed to be sarcastic,without being sarcastic.
how do you do that.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"mmdfil, can you come over and zap that one that's been bugging ma tits for the past 2 days xxxx
mmdil,consider it zapped.
can i get on your tits.
(no need for sarcasm)
damn mmdfil, I can't answer that one now then!!!
hmmmmm you still managed to be sarcastic,without being sarcastic.
how do you do that. "
hehehe, it's a gift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet? 
you b******,honey,
you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.  "
I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?
you b******,honey,
you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.
I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing... "
what about his willy though? |
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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?
you b******,honey,
you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.
I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing... "
thank you,i took your advice,it sounded a bit to dangerous.
so i got my son to do it.
he's going to tell me what it was like,as soon as he gets back from the hospital.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One assumes one is agile enough to swat the little fuckers in mid flight. They always dodge my pathetic attempts to splat them into the next life and fly off laughing at me. Wankers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you played the game where you put your tongue on it yet?
you b******,honey,
you know i'll have to now grrrrrr.
I got one for Christmas, I don't recommend the tongue thing...
thank you,i took your advice,it sounded a bit to dangerous.
so i got my son to do it.
he's going to tell me what it was like,as soon as he gets back from the hospital. "
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