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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago
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So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.
So tell me your messed up words!! |
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"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.
So tell me your messed up words!! "
It's my new word of the day 
My phrases are just brilliant.
If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.
So tell me your messed up words!!
It's my new word of the day
My phrases are just brilliant.
If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee "
Oh I love mashed up words. We use them all the time in our house. Having two sons with learning disabilities and speech problems we have our own language. Ambuman is one, and snowme. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.
So tell me your messed up words!!
It's my new word of the day
My phrases are just brilliant.
If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee
Oh I love mashed up words. We use them all the time in our house. Having two sons with learning disabilities and speech problems we have our own language. Ambuman is one, and snowme. X "
Love it
I'm still trying to remember my phrase mashes. They are just too funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We were talking about vegetarian food in Spain the other day when I called it vegeteranian....I got a little mixed up "
If you're from the area known as Vegeterania |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.
So tell me your messed up words!! "
I think she meant to say pernickety |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, The other half PrettyNorthernGirl is always getting words and phrases mixed up. Today she has told me not to be so Piniky, apparently she meant picky or finicky and got them all muddled.
So tell me your messed up words!!
It's my new word of the day
My phrases are just brilliant.
If there's one person who can take two different phrases and mash them together... it's meee "
You should write them down. I used to record mashed words and misquote s..hilarious. .. |
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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago
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You should write them down. I used to record mashed words and misquote s..hilarious. .. "
That is a great idea, think I will get it published. Available at all good book shops and some bad ones!!  |
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When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".
PTU xxx |
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You should write them down. I used to record mashed words and misquote s..hilarious. ..
That is a great idea, think I will get it published. Available at all good book shops and some bad ones!! "
There's probably already one - they're called malapropisms. |
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"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".
PTU xxx"
My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!' |
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"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".
PTU xxx
My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'"
Having kids and a cat that was always underfoot we termed the phrase "cooking fat" when he nearly tripped us which seemed to be his greatest task in life.. |
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"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".
PTU xxx
My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'"
Hahaha brilliant xx |
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My mate at work who trains new students had been doing it back to back for a while, he got an email from a supervisor telling him he deserved some "rest bite". I give up. |
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"When my oldest rose was a toddler it suddenly dawned on me that I should really stop swearing around her cos she started saying "oh for fussies sake".
PTU xxx
My kids would say 'oh for fish paste!'
Having kids and a cat that was always underfoot we termed the phrase "cooking fat" when he nearly tripped us which seemed to be his greatest task in life.."
I love a good spoonerism! |
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"I can not stop saying abominable snowman I say it like it's spelt but add to many ina's. 
PTU xxx
I have similar issues when trying to say innovative, too many va va's  "
Either of you been to Mississippi? |
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My favourite funniest thing ever was not a words mixed up it
Was actions mixed up .
Coming home from work on the underground one night
Sat opposite a woman & her 5/6 year old child who was reading a magazine .
Every time she was about to turn a page she licked her left thumb & index finger & turned the page with her right thumb & index finger if it diddnt work she licked again .
I was in silent stitches & her mother was starting to look at me funny until i just nodede at her daughters actions .
Had to pull a £5iver out of me pocket & told her mum to treat her for giving me one of the funniest 10 minutes ive ever had .
Sorry its not as OP intended . |
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By *lueWonder OP Man
over a year ago
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"My favourite funniest thing ever was not a words mixed up it
Was actions mixed up .
Coming home from work on the underground one night
Sat opposite a woman & her 5/6 year old child who was reading a magazine .
Every time she was about to turn a page she licked her left thumb & index finger & turned the page with her right thumb & index finger if it diddnt work she licked again .
I was in silent stitches & her mother was starting to look at me funny until i just nodede at her daughters actions .
Had to pull a £5iver out of me pocket & told her mum to treat her for giving me one of the funniest 10 minutes ive ever had .
Sorry its not as OP intended ."
You are forgiven on the grounds that your contribution is so hilarious |
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PTU xxx 
