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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Sundays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Almost off to bed

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

Just catching up on some tv ...... anyone fancy joking me ?? Lol

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks..

A little perving and chilling tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ayyy, nice one, Meli.

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By *hunkyThighsMan over a year ago

Gloucester

"Just catching up on some tv ...... anyone fancy joking me ?? Lol

What jokes do you want to tell?

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

I know........ shitty auto correct !!!

Joining me ..... but jokes are welcome too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Almost off to bed

Get to bed.

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

Just chilling Jim.

My month off for concerts ended Friday, so the last 3 12 hour shifts have been a bit of a shock to the system. Just gotta get through a night shift tomorrow, then hit the cinema Tuesday and Eurekas Wednesday to unwind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how has your Sunday been?

I had a lovely day yesterday, though my head wasn't thanking me for it this morning x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Ayyy, nice one, Meli.

I'm a badass gal! So happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just catching up on some tv ...... anyone fancy joking me ?? Lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Woody. What you watching? I've just started Stranger Things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Almost off to bed

Get to bed."

Yes sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet cheeks..

A little perving and chilling tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Red. Sounds good to me. Happy pilling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening BigMat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know........ shitty auto correct !!!

Joining me ..... but jokes are welcome too

Knock Knock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeevening jim

Standard Sunday evening for us, pga on the box vegged out on the sofa

Might treat Lacey to a brew in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just chilling Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jonny. I bet they've been a shock to the system. Tuesday will be here in no time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how has your Sunday been?

I had a lovely day yesterday, though my head wasn't thanking me for it this morning x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. I've had a nice lazy Sunday. How was your afternoon?! x

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By *ot40sCouple over a year ago

birmingham

Evening Jim and everyone else I've just been having a play with my new gadget Andy bought me for my birthday !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ayyy, nice one, Meli.

I'm a badass gal! So happy. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Almost off to bed

Get to bed.

Yes sir."

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Almost off to bed

Get to bed.

Yes sir.

Good girl."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gate. Happy Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Peachy Peach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

Drove back from the sunny North West today. Jebus there are a lot of roadworks on the M6!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been listening to indie folk band villagers. Very chilled music. Now in bed hoping to sleep at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeevening jim

Standard Sunday evening for us, pga on the box vegged out on the sofa

Might treat Lacey to a brew in a minute

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening L&S. Make sure Lacey gets a biscuit or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]"

Spit it out Sexy.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Evening Jethro, evening reprobates

Evenin'.

Have you recovered from your antic filled weekend yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone else I've just been having a play with my new gadget Andy bought me for my birthday !!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening AB. Happy birthday.

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By *ot40sCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"Evening Jim and everyone else I've just been having a play with my new gadget Andy bought me for my birthday !!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening AB. Happy birthday.

Thank you kind sir he has well and truly spoilt me !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

Drove back from the sunny North West today. Jebus there are a lot of roadworks on the M6!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. There's roadworks everywhere, or it seems like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy."

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been listening to indie folk band villagers. Very chilled music. Now in bed hoping to sleep at some point "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Happy. Are Villagers a local band?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how has your Sunday been?

I had a lovely day yesterday, though my head wasn't thanking me for it this morning x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Angie. I've had a nice lazy Sunday. How was your afternoon?! x"

That sounds good, Back to cooking and cleaning as usual x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone else I've just been having a play with my new gadget Andy bought me for my birthday !!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening AB. Happy birthday.

Thank you kind sir he has well and truly spoilt me !!! "

Excellent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

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By *uperbreak1Couple over a year ago

Blackburn

Evening! First post after lurking for a while! We've gone to a nice hotel so just having a break from taking advantage of the room with some crap tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening! First post after lurking for a while! We've gone to a nice hotel so just having a break from taking advantage of the room with some crap tv "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Super. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gate. Happy Sunday."

How's it going buddy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and all.....thought I'd pop in to take cover from the seagulls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. "

Awwww you're too kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening and it's a goodnight from me but have fun you night owls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

Hey you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

And even had a change of clothes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gate. Happy Sunday.

How's it going buddy?"

It's going good, thanks. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening and it's a goodnight from me but have fun you night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

Hey you.

You nocing everyone up again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all.....thought I'd pop in to take cover from the seagulls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Mistress. You're always welcome here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

And even had a change of clothes

I'm barely wearing this tshirt. It's my favourite sloppy comfy tee. But it's only for in private. No one needs this much exposure to my bosoms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been listening to indie folk band villagers. Very chilled music. Now in bed hoping to sleep at some point

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Happy. Are Villagers a local band?"

No from Dublin I believe, previous winners of an Ivor novella award

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

Hey you.

You nocing everyone up again? "

Hell yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening and it's a goodnight from me but have fun you night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight."

Night Jim I will dream of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gate. Happy Sunday.

How's it going buddy?

It's going good, thanks. How are you doing?"

No complaints. I've had a dead busy weekend so looking forward to going back to work for a break

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been listening to indie folk band villagers. Very chilled music. Now in bed hoping to sleep at some point

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Happy. Are Villagers a local band?

No from Dublin I believe, previous winners of an Ivor novella award "

Ah, another band for me to check out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?"

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

And even had a change of clothes

I'm barely wearing this tshirt. It's my favourite sloppy comfy tee. But it's only for in private. No one needs this much exposure to my bosoms. "

We could have a vote on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening and it's a goodnight from me but have fun you night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight.

Night Jim I will dream of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating. "

That sounds far more exciting than it is! Hot wax recovery evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gate. Happy Sunday.

How's it going buddy?

It's going good, thanks. How are you doing?

No complaints. I've had a dead busy weekend so looking forward to going back to work for a break

Haha.

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Gooooood Evening everyone!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening and it's a goodnight from me but have fun you night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight.

Night Jim I will dream of you

I've gone all a quiver

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooood Evening everyone!! "

Just to let everyone know.. this is the other half

He's not used to us all yet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating. "

What did they do to you?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

I had that the other night....it's a bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooood Evening everyone!! "

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you BlueWonder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating. "

Poor you. As I'm such a gent, I'll touch it for you instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

Hey you.

You nocing everyone up again?

Hell yeah."

How many little Jims are there running around these days?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening and it's a goodnight from me but have fun you night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening and goodnight.

Night Jim I will dream of you

I've gone all a quiver

You'll be getting off soon.

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Gooooood Evening everyone!!

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you BlueWonder."

Thank you very much!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in."

Thank you

Any interesting topics tonight Estella?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

I'm the other way around. My phone just decided to be naughty, so I have switched to laptop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Ace. It's nice of you to phone me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr."

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

Hey you.

You nocing everyone up again?

Hell yeah.

How many little Jims are there running around these days?!"

There's only one 'Lil Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooood Evening everyone!!

Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you BlueWonder.

Thank you very much!! "

You're very welcome. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!"

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

I'm the other way around. My phone just decided to be naughty, so I have switched to laptop! "

Weird!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)"

Chocolate? Is this a new thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

Poor you. As I'm such a gent, I'll touch it for you instead

How gallant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

Chocolate? Is this a new thing?

Chocolate Lycon Wax - it's amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)"

Chocolate Hollywood, fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy. Good evening everyone.

Chores done

Hey you.

You nocing everyone up again?

Hell yeah.

How many little Jims are there running around these days?!

There's only one 'Lil Jim."

*howling with laughter*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

Chocolate Hollywood, fancy."

I'm virtually edible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

Chocolate Hollywood, fancy.

I'm virtually edible."

Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

Poor you. As I'm such a gent, I'll touch it for you instead

How gallant!"

I'm quite the people pleaser by nature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in.

Thank you

Any interesting topics tonight Estella?

Yes, the variety of depilatory methods available these days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

Poor you. As I'm such a gent, I'll touch it for you instead

How gallant!

I'm quite the people pleaser by nature

My people will be sure to tell your people how pleased they are.

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

Evening Jim and everyone x

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

Chocolate? Is this a new thing?

I'm not getting involved in any waxing shenanigans again,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

Chocolate Hollywood, fancy.

I'm virtually edible.

Sweet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

Shanks & Bigfoot -- Sweet Like Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in.

Thank you

Any interesting topics tonight Estella?

Yes, the variety of depilatory methods available these days. "

I'm going off razors. Immensely.

I'm guessing this chocolate wax also leaves you craving a mars bar after

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Minxy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful boy.

Awwww you're too kind

If the cap fits... how are you Gate?

I'm well 'stelle. How the devil are you young lady?

Horny. Although unable to touch down there till tomorrow! It's frustrating.

What did they do to you?!

Chocolate wax Hollywood!

(you just need to not upset the area afterwards, so I have an imposed ban)

Chocolate? Is this a new thing?

I'm not getting involved in any waxing shenanigans again,

Poor shenanigans. Will you get involved with her if she goes 70s bush?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not getting involved in any waxing shenanigans again,

You did ok. Wasn't your fault my skin is so sensitive

You did really well considering!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in.

Thank you

Any interesting topics tonight Estella?

Yes, the variety of depilatory methods available these days.

I'm going off razors. Immensely.

I'm guessing this chocolate wax also leaves you craving a mars bar after

Nah, you can eat during the treatment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm virtually edible.

Sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

Shanks & Bigfoot -- Sweet Like Chocolate "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in.

Thank you

Any interesting topics tonight Estella?

Yes, the variety of depilatory methods available these days.

I'm going off razors. Immensely.

I'm guessing this chocolate wax also leaves you craving a mars bar after

Nah, you can eat during the treatment.

I meant after. I'd be heading straight to the shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all. Just got into bed. Browsing the forums and wishing there was someone here to play with!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty checking in. Good evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Pretty. Consider yourself checked in.

Thank you

Any interesting topics tonight Estella?

Yes, the variety of depilatory methods available these days.

I'm going off razors. Immensely.

I'm guessing this chocolate wax also leaves you craving a mars bar after

Nah, you can eat during the treatment.

I meant after. I'd be heading straight to the shop

I suppose. To be honest though, you just want to lie down naked with your legs open afterwards in reality! Send someone else to the shop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Just got into bed. Browsing the forums and wishing there was someone here to play with!"

Deano! Deano! Deano! Hello! Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™.

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Poor shenanigans. Will you get involved with her if she goes 70s bush?"

Depends on my mood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This just came on, haven't heard it for ages!

Memories!

Spiller feat Sophie Ellis Bextor - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eDlZbOkiZA&spfreload=10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Howdy sir! Relatively new on here so nice to get a big welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This just came on, haven't heard it for ages!

Memories!

Spiller feat Sophie Ellis Bextor - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eDlZbOkiZA&spfreload=10"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy sir! Relatively new on here so nice to get a big welcome

You're very, very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Just got into bed. Browsing the forums and wishing there was someone here to play with!"

Jim is very playful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing."

Shameful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tweezers.

Now there's an instrument of torture.

I'm sure a man invented them just to punish us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sounds like the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like the voice of experience

You have no idea.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Sounds like the voice of experience

Did someone call????

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tweezers.

Now there's an instrument of torture.

I'm sure a man invented them just to punish us

My new tweezers arrived today! Tweezerman Slant in Neon Pink, my favourite ones.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

5hr drive to spend a few days with my mum, my arse is now numb & I need gin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday."

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all, everybody alright?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"5hr drive to spend a few days with my mum, my arse is now numb & I need gin! "

Somebody get Phoenix a gin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tweezers.

Now there's an instrument of torture.

I'm sure a man invented them just to punish us

My new tweezers arrived today! Tweezerman Slant in Neon Pink, my favourite ones.

You're my new hair removal guru now. As well as female part guru.

Is there anything you don't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all, everybody alright?

Cowabunga Doc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tweezers.

Now there's an instrument of torture.

I'm sure a man invented them just to punish us

My new tweezers arrived today! Tweezerman Slant in Neon Pink, my favourite ones.

You're my new hair removal guru now. As well as female part guru.

Is there anything you don't know

There are many things I am yet to learn or experience!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will."

Confessed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

Confessed

Do you feel better?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

Confessed

Do you feel better?"

You need to reply and say that my sins aren't all that bad once you've read them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

Confessed

Do you feel better?

You need to reply and say that my sins aren't all that bad once you've read them

I'm going to to take a look.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?"

Night off tonight.

Trying to sort out meets up here but no-one wants to know.

Apart from that, I'm ok.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

I'm the other way around. My phone just decided to be naughty, so I have switched to laptop! "

Well there's always one who has to be different isn't there Miss Smarty Pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

Confessed

Do you feel better?

You need to reply and say that my sins aren't all that bad once you've read them

Forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, I'm having to use ma phone to post inane drivel this evening as I don't seem to be able to get any Internet connection on either of ma PC's

I'm the other way around. My phone just decided to be naughty, so I have switched to laptop!

Well there's always one who has to be different isn't there Miss Smarty Pants

True story. And the name fits too -- perhaps modified to Smarting Pants after the salon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depilatory fact number one:

One Renaissance-era DIY depilatory, according to a recipe from 1532, involved mixing one pint of arsenic and an eighth of a pint of quicklime, then smearing all over. “When the skin feels hot,” the text read, “wash quickly with hot water so the flesh doesn’t come off.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?

Night off tonight.

Trying to sort out meets up here but no-one wants to know.

Apart from that, I'm ok."

Keep trying and your luck will change. Might not be tonight, but keep trying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depilatory fact number one:

Stick with the Chocolate Hollywood.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?

Night off tonight.

Trying to sort out meets up here but no-one wants to know.

Apart from that, I'm ok.

Keep trying and your luck will change. Might not be tonight, but keep trying."

Yeah, I know! Should know by now! Senility reigns!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depilatory fact number one:

Stick with the Chocolate Hollywood.

Do you want to have a go?! We could chocolate wax you all over! Bwahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

Confessed

Do you feel better?

You need to reply and say that my sins aren't all that bad once you've read them

Forgiven.

Thank you I can sleep easy tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi all

Watching Arrow and eating chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?

Night off tonight.

Trying to sort out meets up here but no-one wants to know.

Apart from that, I'm ok.

Keep trying and your luck will change. Might not be tonight, but keep trying.

Yeah, I know! Should know by now! Senility reigns!

You're a long way from senile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depilatory fact number one:

Stick with the Chocolate Hollywood.

Do you want to have a go?! We could chocolate wax you all over! Bwahahaha"

I'll stick to trimming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm trying to sleep but it's too warm and I have to be up early so there's added pressure to sleep so I can't lol

And hello everyone x

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hic

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?

Night off tonight.

Trying to sort out meets up here but no-one wants to know.

Apart from that, I'm ok.

Keep trying and your luck will change. Might not be tonight, but keep trying.

Yeah, I know! Should know by now! Senility reigns!

You're a long way from senile. "

Flatterer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/07/17 22:29:37]

Spit it out Sexy.

I'm off for a shower, wash away my sins

Phwoaarr.

Oh the sins, I've sinned twice today and my second sin was so much worse than the first

I don't think I'm the only one who wants to know what you've been doing.

Shameful

And on a Sunday.

Yep I have to wait a whole week to confess my sins, will you hear my confession in your mailbox?

Of course I will.

Confessed

Do you feel better?

You need to reply and say that my sins aren't all that bad once you've read them

Forgiven.

Thank you I can sleep easy tonight

You should sleep well, you've had a busy day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening GG. How are you?

Night off tonight.

Trying to sort out meets up here but no-one wants to know.

Apart from that, I'm ok.

Keep trying and your luck will change. Might not be tonight, but keep trying.

Yeah, I know! Should know by now! Senility reigns!

You're a long way from senile.

Flatterer!

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depilatory fact number one:

Stick with the Chocolate Hollywood.

Do you want to have a go?! We could chocolate wax you all over! Bwahahaha

I'll stick to rimming."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim...just in from the pub...few drinks with hubby...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all

Watching Arrow and eating chocolate

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening KG. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm trying to sleep but it's too warm and I have to be up early so there's added pressure to sleep so I can't lol

And hello everyone x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Lusty. An early start usually makes sleep difficult for me. At least you've got us, swingers and roundabouts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hic

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Frisky. What you been drinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim...just in from the pub...few drinks with hubby...x"

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hic

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Frisky. What you been drinking?"

Well, I will give you THREEE guesses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depilatory fact number one:

Stick with the Chocolate Hollywood.

Do you want to have a go?! We could chocolate wax you all over! Bwahahaha

I'll stick to rimming.

I didn't write that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hic

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Frisky. What you been drinking?

Well, I will give you THREEE guesses!

Um Bongo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depilatory fact number one:

Stick with the Chocolate Hollywood.

Do you want to have a go?! We could chocolate wax you all over! Bwahahaha

I'll stick to rimming.

I didn't write that!"

Prude!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hic

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Frisky. What you been drinking?

Well, I will give you THREEE guesses!

Um Bongo."

By the bucket.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you...it is late but having had a few drinks I'm now wide awake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

heavy eyelids - off to the pit xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I missed Lights! Sorry Lights. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"heavy eyelids - off to the pit xxx"

I just got round to you. Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hic

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Frisky. What you been drinking?

Well, I will give you THREEE guesses!

Um Bongo.

By the bucket.....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"heavy eyelids - off to the pit xxx"

Me too, the sour mash is doing it's job!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you...it is late but having had a few drinks I'm now wide awake."

You're welcome.

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