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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can't beat that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction."

I had a chameleon that wouldn't change colour because it had reptile dysfunction

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.

I had a chameleon that wouldn't change colour because it had reptile dysfunction"

I'm impressed by both efforts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.

I had a chameleon that wouldn't change colour because it had reptile dysfunction"

That's actually quite funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction.

I had a chameleon that wouldn't change colour because it had reptile dysfunction

That's actually quite funny"

I've already sent the wrecked isle dysfunction joke to 3 friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldnt finish fitting a bathroom last week as one of the mosaics in the shower unit was cracked, I had a wrecked tile dysfunction

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought a 2nd hand car the other day. The previous owner was Bonnie Tyler.

It's okay but every now and then it falls apart

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By *ocks99Man over a year ago

Reading

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, 'Does this taste funny?'

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By *ulldog_71Man over a year ago

Sedgefield

Why does an Elephant have 4 feet?

Because it would look stupid with 6 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i might just nick that

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