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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like she needs a bloody good seeing too the silly moo 
You're just insulting 
Over opinionated 
My pleasure 
FloppyTeddyBear more like,
MrB"
What a load of arse you speak! |
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"Looks like she needs a bloody good seeing too the silly moo
You're just insulting
Over opinionated
My pleasure
FloppyTeddyBear more like,
MrB
What a load of arse you speak! "
Better than munching on it. |
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By *eek12Man
over a year ago
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"Looks like she needs a bloody good seeing too the silly moo
You're just insulting
Over opinionated
My pleasure
FloppyTeddyBear more like,
MrB
What a load of arse you speak!
Better than munching on it."
Your mother was a whore and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!  |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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Better than munching on it.
Your mother was a whore and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!
I thought 'everything' was bigger in Texas??
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Found somewhere to park the bike lol !!! |
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By *eek12Man
over a year ago
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Better than munching on it.
Your mother was a whore and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!
I thought 'everything' was bigger in Texas??
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It's not the size of the gun, it's the bang of the barrel |
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Better than munching on it.
Your mother was a whore and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!
I thought 'everything' was bigger in Texas??
Found somewhere to park the bike lol !!! "
Only Amused the Bouches of local tramps with late night oral meets. |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
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Better than munching on it.
Your mother was a whore and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you again!
I thought 'everything' was bigger in Texas??
Found somewhere to park the bike lol !!!
Only Amused the Bouches of local tramps with late night oral meets."
Ha ha that made me lol !! So you amouse Boucher me |
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Found somewhere to park the bike lol !!!
Only Amused the Bouches of local tramps with late night oral meets.
Ha ha that made me lol !! So you amouse Boucher me "
We'd amouse the rest of you too.... :-$
Anyway this is an insults thread. Dolce and Gabana, Lidl own brand more like.
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
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Found somewhere to park the bike lol !!!
Only Amused the Bouches of local tramps with late night oral meets.
Ha ha that made me lol !! So you amouse Boucher me
We'd amouse the rest of you too.... :-$
Anyway this is an insults thread. Dolce and Gabana, Lidl own brand more like.
Well your buns look stale !! And the Belgian ones too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your meant to insult the above poster
I think you slipped up there
I think you can easily slip out of your chastity lock. "
Most disappointing cherry cream cake ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your meant to insult the above poster
I think you slipped up there
I think you can easily slip out of your chastity lock.
Most disappointing cherry cream cake ever!"
Moo by name, moo by nature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your meant to insult the above poster
I think you slipped up there
I think you can easily slip out of your chastity lock.
Most disappointing cherry cream cake ever!
Moo by name, moo by nature "
Pull the udder one 
Sweats so much his shirt is sopping wet |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"your meant to insult the above poster
I think you slipped up there
I think you can easily slip out of your chastity lock.
Most disappointing cherry cream cake ever!
Moo by name, moo by nature
Pull the udder one
Sweats so much his shirt is sopping wet"
Bitch you got a perfect body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got a mousse in your mouth???
Well your just a cow hiding away before I could insult you how rude "
Lol I'm seriously intrigued if you have mousse or a mouse or a moose in your gob as you may have skills dependent on which it is??? Lol ... Could be all three though I guess hey?! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that you waiting for someone to finally give you dick? (Sorry ha x)"
No it's me waiting for someone/anyone to give me an orgasm during penetrative sex!.. lol, tried 300 plus times and still waiting...
Is your profile piccy of you taking a dump??... a scatologist perchance??? Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've got a mousse in your mouth???
Well your just a cow hiding away before I could insult you how rude "
I've unbidden myself just to give you the opportunity to insult me lol... x |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"You've got a mousse in your mouth???
Well your just a cow hiding away before I could insult you how rude
I've unbidden myself just to give you the opportunity to insult me lol... x"
Yes you are as ugly as I thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That'll be the mouse, the mousse and moose giving you indigestion... I recommend you stop shoving things in you if you want to perceive reality in a less warped way... but I doubt that'll be possible at this late stage in the day lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That'll be the mouse, the mousse and moose giving you indigestion... I recommend you stop shoving things in you if you want to perceive reality in a less warped way... but I doubt that'll be possible at this late stage in the day lol x"
You need to exercise more |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"That'll be the mouse, the mousse and moose giving you indigestion... I recommend you stop shoving things in you if you want to perceive reality in a less warped way... but I doubt that'll be possible at this late stage in the day lol x"
Cheeky minx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That'll be the mouse, the mousse and moose giving you indigestion... I recommend you stop shoving things in you if you want to perceive reality in a less warped way... but I doubt that'll be possible at this late stage in the day lol x
You need to exercise more"
I already am Mr 'I'm only sexy from the back you seriously don't want me to turn round as I'masooo fugly!!!'
... 5 times a week I go jogging now love, no flies on me!!... Thou yes I'm still phat and sexy lol... Kiss my phat ass! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Late 40s and still here? You are almost OAP
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Says the 38 year old?!... Lol you have 12 years to go till you're irrelevant, I hope you're racking up the sex honey, tic toc!!
Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That'll be the mouse, the mousse and moose giving you indigestion... I recommend you stop shoving things in you if you want to perceive reality in a less warped way... but I doubt that'll be possible at this late stage in the day lol x
You need to exercise more
I already am Mr 'I'm only sexy from the back you seriously don't want me to turn round as I'masooo fugly!!!'
... 5 times a week I go jogging now love, no flies on me!!... Thou yes I'm still phat and sexy lol... Kiss my phat ass! X"
I'd rather fuck that arse of you, bitch!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Late 40s and still here? You are almost OAP
Says the 38 year old?!... Lol you have 12 years to go till you're irrelevant, I hope you're racking up the sex honey, tic toc!!
I'm shugging like an 18yo rabbit. As often and as fast. Wanna check me out?
Lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to exercise more
I'd rather fuck that arse of you, bitch!
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How scintillating another generic Fab single male response to a woman they find out is exercising = yaaaawn!
Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to exercise more
I'd rather fuck that arse of you, bitch!
How scintillating another generic Fab single male response to a woman they find out is exercising = yaaaawn!
Lol x"
You have no education, do you? My massages will slim down your fat arse a lot faster that bouncing your wobly bits on the treadmill for hours.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm shagging like an 18yo rabbit. As often and as fast. Wanna check me out?
Lol x"
Are we talking of an 18yr old rabbit, as in a vintage rabbit dildo, as in one of the first ever made?!!... If so might need refurbishing to bring you into line with modern speeds... not everything was better back in the day you know!, that's a subjective delusion grandiose personalities love to romanticise about...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have no education, do you? My massages will slim down your fat arse a lot faster that bouncing your wobly bits on the treadmill for hours. "
Omg you're dead right I'm real thick in body and in mind... I'm so thick I jog for free outdoors because I can't figure out how to get my sexy phat ass to the gym... I really need someone with a sexy back to teach me how to melt my far by letting him sweat all over me... Errr mah Gawd?!, I think it's my lucky day my frog hath arriveth!!
Lol x |
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"Is unsure how to button a shirt correctly.
Thinks socks, a scarf and wearing an Eskimo hat whilst having sex makes him sexier than men that don't "
Haha brilliant, but you are actually boring yourself with your own profile picture pose  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thinks socks, a scarf and wearing an Eskimo hat whilst having sex makes him sexier than men that don't
Haha brilliant, but you are actually boring yourself with your own profile picture pose x"
Why do you guys think I'm bored??? Lol I'm awaiting awesomeness, hola at me when it arrives please lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thinks socks, a scarf and wearing an Eskimo hat whilst having sex makes him sexier than men that don't
Haha brilliant, but you are actually boring yourself with your own profile picture pose x
Why do you guys think I'm bored??? Lol I'm awaiting awesomeness, hola at me when it arrives please lol"
That dress looks like the curtains my colour blind nana used to have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For your information my clothes flew off when we hit 70ish"
You mean your clothes disintegrated because they were made from initial polyester prototypes |
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Thinks socks, a scarf and wearing an Eskimo hat whilst having sex makes him sexier than men that don't
Haha brilliant, but you are actually boring yourself with your own profile picture pose x
Why do you guys think I'm bored??? Lol I'm awaiting awesomeness, hola at me when it arrives please lol
That dress looks like the curtains my colour blind nana used to have "
Has a shit tumble dryer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do you guys think I'm bored??? Lol I'm awaiting awesomeness, hola at me when it arrives please lol
Smelly pirate hooker! "
If Jonny Depp were the one spouting those words of yours that indeed would be awesomeness and I'd immediately cum on your face.. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do you guys think I'm bored??? Lol I'm awaiting awesomeness, hola at me when it arrives please lol
Smelly pirate hooker!
If Jonny Depp were the one spouting those words of yours that indeed would be awesomeness and I'd immediately cum on your face.. x"
Has a shit wonkey mirror |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That dress looks like the curtains my colour blind nana used to have "
...eeerm is the wet rumpled shirt look meant to be like Kate Moss's sexy London Look but totally not?!
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hasn't got the first clue how to play pool lol
So you fuck feet?... any kind of feet or do they have to be special soles to get you off?"
Can only criticise the composition of the pics - the subject matter is divine.
Ps I do love feet but only pretty female varieties |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"Hasn't got the first clue how to play pool lol
So you fuck feet?... any kind of feet or do they have to be special soles to get you off?
Can only criticise the composition of the pics - the subject matter is divine.
Ps I do love feet but only pretty female varieties "
Your gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hasn't got the first clue how to play pool lol
So you fuck feet?... any kind of feet or do they have to be special soles to get you off?
Can only criticise the composition of the pics - the subject matter is divine.
Ps I do love feet but only pretty female varieties
Your gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean "
You're* not your. We're gonna need some strong soap to clean up your grammar. |
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"Hasn't got the first clue how to play pool lol
So you fuck feet?... any kind of feet or do they have to be special soles to get you off?
Can only criticise the composition of the pics - the subject matter is divine.
Ps I do love feet but only pretty female varieties
Your gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean "
I going to make the bold assumption that, Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hasn't got the first clue how to play pool lol
So you fuck feet?... any kind of feet or do they have to be special soles to get you off?
Can only criticise the composition of the pics - the subject matter is divine.
Ps I do love feet but only pretty female varieties
Your gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean
I going to make the bold assumption that, Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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If you want to be bold you have to be on time. |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Hasn't got the first clue how to play pool lol
So you fuck feet?... any kind of feet or do they have to be special soles to get you off?
Can only criticise the composition of the pics - the subject matter is divine.
Ps I do love feet but only pretty female varieties
Your gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean
You're* not your. We're gonna need some strong soap to clean up your grammar. "
Ok smart arse, my grammar is usually second to none just thought it might be wasted on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean "
Tell you what why don't you join me in the brown nose department Mademoiselle Amousse and shove that pretty little nose of your up my derrière where you can chatter to your heart's content whilst I grind on your sexy boatrace
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
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You're gonna need some strong soap to get that brown nose clean
Tell you what why don't you join me in the brown nose department Mademoiselle Amousse and shove that pretty little nose of your up my derrière where you can chatter to your heart's content whilst I grind on your sexy boatrace
X"
You dirty mare, you think I'm easy or something ?
Buy me a drink first at least ! Then who knows !!!! There are some tarts on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I going to make the bold assumption that, Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Is the above an actual insult?!! And what fucking culture do you hail from 'cos it's very overly wordy .. Next thing you know Bun will start telling you off for verbosity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You dirty mare, you think I'm easy or something ?
Buy me a drink first at least ! Then who knows !!!! There are some tarts on here "
Everyone's easy to sit on... to be fair I doubt it's rocket science in practise lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A quoted insult I think you'll find - verbose but verbatim
Try a little culture "
One mam's culture is another mam's crock of shit... There's a lot of culture on this planet... not sure I should be so greedy to digest all of it lol |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"A quoted insult I think you'll find - verbose but verbatim
Try a little culture
One mam's culture is another mam's crock of shit... There's a lot of culture on this planet... not sure I should be so greedy to digest all of it lol"
You nearly made me pmsl.... quick with the sarcy replies aren't you madam |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A quoted insult I think you'll find - verbose but verbatim
Try a little culture
One mam's culture is another mam's crock of shit... There's a lot of culture on this planet... not sure I should be so greedy to digest all of it lol"
Leave my mam out of this - that's such a childish comeback x |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"A quoted insult I think you'll find - verbose but verbatim
Try a little culture
One mam's culture is another mam's crock of shit... There's a lot of culture on this planet... not sure I should be so greedy to digest all of it lol
Leave my mam out of this - that's such a childish comeback x"
You mean someone actually gave birth to you !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A quoted insult I think you'll find - verbose but verbatim
Try a little culture
One man's culture is another man's crock of shit... There's a lot of culture on this planet... not sure I should be so greedy to digest all of it lol
You nearly made me pmsl.... quick with the sarcy replies aren't you madam "
Why thank you Mademoiselle Amousse xx lol |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"Did you still think it was storks ?? Have you no real idea what's between your legs?? "
Unlike your avatar pic I don't need to keep grabbing hold of what's between my legs !!!
It will fall off if you hold it that tight !!
And don't be silly stalks don't exist... I was found under a cherry tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you still think it was storks ?? Have you no real idea what's between your legs?? "
Your mama's so fstupid she put two quarter pennies in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cents |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you still think it was storks ?? Have you no real idea what's between your legs??
Unlike your avatar pic I don't need to keep grabbing hold of what's between my legs !!!
It will fall off if you hold it that tight !!
And don't be silly stalks don't exist... I was found under a cherry tree "
Stalks exist but beans grow on them as for the tree, you must have fell out of it and hit a couple of branches in the way down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you still think it was storks ?? Have you no real idea what's between your legs??
Your mama's so fstupid she put two quarter pennies in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cents "
Mathematics and currency are clearly not your strong points - a quarter of a penny x 2 = a half pence |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
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"Did you still think it was storks ?? Have you no real idea what's between your legs??
Unlike your avatar pic I don't need to keep grabbing hold of what's between my legs !!!
It will fall off if you hold it that tight !!
And don't be silly stalks don't exist... I was found under a cherry tree
Stalks exist but beans grow on them as for the tree, you must have fell out of it and hit a couple of branches in the way down "
Your just a bitch !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you still think it was storks ?? Have you no real idea what's between your legs??
Unlike your avatar pic I don't need to keep grabbing hold of what's between my legs !!!
It will fall off if you hold it that tight !!
And don't be silly stalks don't exist... I was found under a cherry tree
Stalks exist but beans grow on them as for the tree, you must have fell out of it and hit a couple of branches in the way down
Your just a bitch !!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mathematics and currency are clearly not your strong points - a quarter of a penny x 2 = a half pence "
We're talking about you stooopid mama dude lol x... I'd out my headphones on if I wanted to listen to Fiddy Cents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems English isn't exactly your forte either xx
But certain you look divine in those headphones "
What's worse than being Beautiful or being fugly????
Being you I should imagine xx |
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"Seems English isn't exactly your forte either xx
But certain you look divine in those headphones
What's worse than being Beautiful or being fugly????
Being you I should imagine xx"
That's right, average is my middle name - just like your IQ xx |
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That's right, average is my middle name - just like your IQ xx "
Wowserz!!...I've never met a real life human IQ barometer before... is that the same as a bigot, a racist or a dickhead who only has to look upon someone to know the value and potential of another human being?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That's right, average is my middle name - just like your IQ xx
Wowserz!!...I've never met a real life human IQ barometer before... is that the same as a bigot, a racist or a dickhead who only has to look upon someone to know the value and potential of another human being??"
Towel very much thrown in after that sucker punch "R" word caught me with my guard down - well played my worthy adversary xx |
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To all and sundry, I have greatly enjoyed insulting as many of you as I could in one evening = lol.
I hooe no one's butt hurt and that no humans were maimed in the making of this insulting thread lol, sending y'all so much love to slather on an open ego wounds, may you heal quickly and painlessly.
Till we meet again I'll look forward to crossing word swords with you once again... sometime soon I hope lol xxx |
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"To all and sundry, I have greatly enjoyed insulting as many of you as I could in one evening = lol.
I hooe no one's butt hurt and that no humans were maimed in the making of this insulting thread lol, sending y'all so much love to slather on an open ego wounds, may you heal quickly and painlessly.
Till we meet again I'll look forward to crossing word swords with you once again... sometime soon I hope lol xxx"
Wouldn't trust you with my sword if you had a blade in your hand you bloody maniac lol xx
Until next time - thou art my nemesis |
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Wouldn't trust you with my sword if you had a blade in your hand you bloody maniac lol xx
Until next time - thou art my nemesis "
You may call me Ms Biatcho Cunty Chops and you're right not to trust me with your sword as I'd own it within seconds and I'd drain your ball sack, very very slowly with exquisite precision... which you'd glady consent to due to my prowess |
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