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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you done yet?
Nah, I go for a while. I'm freehanding right now. Gotta love a wand. 
Mine is literally constantly plugged in atm... don't know what I would do with out it somedays haha"
I just ordered a new one online!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time 
Haha... how about a good old fashioned frigging...??? But I love all these young expressions... ladette.... lady gardening, manscaping... "
Frigging works |
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"Ladywank time "
Please don't tell me you're on this rigid a schedule? Cos you'll have me thinking about you and your wand every Saturday evening and I'd like to think you have much better things to do with your weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was at 10:24 this morning. Surely time for another?
To be fair this might actually be my fourth session today.  "
To be fair I've enjoyed my hand, a man and now my hand again. Go us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Please don't tell me you're on this rigid a schedule? Cos you'll have me thinking about you and your wand every Saturday evening and I'd like to think you have much better things to do with your weekend. "
Better things than enjoying my own company and having sex with myself my way? Nope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen 
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*"
You've got me harder than a chestnut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine was at 10:24 this morning. Surely time for another?
To be fair this might actually be my fourth session today.
To be fair I've enjoyed my hand, a man and now my hand again. Go us "
Yeah gurrrrrl!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut "
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* |
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"Do I have to find a lady to wank ? I doubt I'll find one agreeable especially not my 90 year old neighbor
It's good to help the elderly. "
Where's Tina ? should have got some fab forum insurance I'm off to a and e that's some swing she's got with her walking stick .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gotta love a wand xx
I just ordered a Doxy! So excited. nice I didn't spend a lot on mine as was not if id like it or use it much xx"
I've decided to have a more formal relationship with my wand so upgraded. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I have to find a lady to wank ? I doubt I'll find one agreeable especially not my 90 year old neighbor
It's good to help the elderly.
Where's Tina ? should have got some fab forum insurance I'm off to a and e that's some swing she's got with her walking stick . "
Tina is probably mid ladywank! We love Tina  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am*"
omg yesssss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dammit I'm late!!!! I need time to prepare... will be an hour late... is that acceptable? 
Totally acceptable.
Excellent... . *starts running bath*"
Phwoaaaar. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss"
*I want it so bad* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*"
Mmmmmm want what |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what"
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle. |
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle."
That would nave tipped me over the edge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!"
Ooooffffttttttt the branston makes it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!"
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!"
You didn't |
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!"
I'm so in lust right now... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!
You didn't "
So did. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!
I'm so in lust right now..."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine was at 10:24 this morning. Surely time for another?
Now that I would loved to have seen  xxx"
Throws porkpie at you!
It's a look at *me* thread!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!
You didn't
So did."
Pork pie whilst bein porked ???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladywank time
Do we get to listen
*breathy moans*
*cackles of laughter* say it agen ya dirty bitch
*oh oh oh ohhhhh*
You've got me harder than a chestnut
*fuck me like the dirty bitch I am* omg yesssss
*I want it so bad*
Mmmmmm want what
A porkpie actually, and some Branston pickle.
That would nave tipped me over the edge!
I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!
You didn't
So did.
Pork pie whilst bein porked ????"
In my pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gotta love a wand xx
I just ordered a Doxy! So excited. nice I didn't spend a lot on mine as was not if id like it or use it much xx
I've decided to have a more formal relationship with my wand so upgraded. "
ohhhh I hope you and your wand have a long and fruitful relationship xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I ate a porkpie whilst being fucked once (there had been a bed picnic) and it was eyeing me up whilst I was flailing and bugger me, porkpie and orgasms is the best thing ever!"
I would have word-beginning-with-c-that-means-breathing-would-have-been-difficult-and-I-might-have-swallowed-in-a-bad-way-at-the-same-time! 
*Learning more mundane words I can't use on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mastutbate in my airing cupboard cos I'm paranoid my next door neighbour can hear me.
Let him.... you never know what might happen xxx"
I know what would happen he's a 25 year old boy he'd wanna come round and shag me. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Dammit I'm late!!!! I need time to prepare... will be an hour late... is that acceptable?
Totally acceptable.
Excellent... . *starts running bath*
Phwoaaaar.
Sorted and no mess to clean up "
Such a tidy woman.
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"Dammit I'm late!!!! I need time to prepare... will be an hour late... is that acceptable?
Totally acceptable.
Excellent... . *starts running bath*
Phwoaaaar.
Sorted and no mess to clean up
Such a tidy woman.
"
I wish, but let's keep that illusion  |
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