I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Put the lard in some socks and sleep with them on.
I'm not going near them either.
Good plan actually. The dogs here would enjoy licking it all off.
Sorted. "
If you can train them to nibble (and not bite) then you might get the whole job done without having to go near them.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"These are pedicured 
I think they'd need danger money.
I have nice feet  "
Your picture does show very nice looking feet.
I can't put a foot picture up as it leads to messages I don't like to receive.  |
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"These are pedicured
I think they'd need danger money.
I have nice feet
Your picture does show very nice looking feet.
I can't put a foot picture up as it leads to messages I don't like to receive. "
I think I like the photo rather than the feet of you know what I mean. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"These are pedicured
I think they'd need danger money.
I have nice feet
Your picture does show very nice looking feet.
I can't put a foot picture up as it leads to messages I don't like to receive.
I think I like the photo rather than the feet of you know what I mean. "
I do. Feet are funny.
Although, I'm not going to object to someone giving mine a massage.
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By *ricovMan
over a year ago
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"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!"
Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ? |
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"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!
Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?"
Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me. |
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"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!
Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?
Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me. "
I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!
Martin |
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"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!
Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?
Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.
I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!
Martin"
Oooh lovely, a foot massage is bliss, my ex did them really well! |
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"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!
Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?
Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.
I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!
Martin
Oooh lovely, a foot massage is bliss, my ex did them really well! "
Well the offer stands for you too if you are ever in the midlands..! |
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"I've been feeding crew for three weeks in fields, cow sheds and farms and my feet are an utter disgrace.
Does anyone have a sander, cow hook and lard handy to return them back to normal?
I need some attention, I'm certainly not going there!
Surely a simply massage with some creams overtime would do just as good a job ?
Nope, if that's all it took I'd be doing them myself. I think I'll pay someone to do them for me.
I would happily do this for free! Wash, dry, remove hard skin, emery board the nails and massage with oils, candles and music. It's a service I give pretty often. Let me know please!
Martin"
You're more than welcome to sort them out Martin but the candles and music, although a smashing idea of it were a prelude to sex, are not needed.
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Get your self a very big bowel with nice soppy water and sit down and bath your feet ........... just doing that even in a field will help ... I go so horse shows at times for a week and my feet can hurt going from one ring to the next and miles away ..  |
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"Get your self a very big bowel with nice soppy water and sit down and bath your feet ........... just doing that even in a field will help ... I go so horse shows at times for a week and my feet can hurt going from one ring to the next and miles away .. "
The only bowl available is the one I wash up in and although they are all the sort to not care about working in dirt and cow poo, I think they'd draw the line at that!
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