Without google simply copy and paste your knowledge of the a-z of sex, extra points for funny ones with explanations.
Ie c = cheese (sandwich as was bored and hungry during doggy)
A:
B:
C:
D:
E:
F:
G:
H:
I:
J: .
K: .
L:
M:
N:
O:
P:
Q:
R:
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A: anal
B: bugger(see above)
C: the c word
D: doggy
E: eggs
F: fanny(old school)
G: growler(see above)
H: hung
I: inside her(when d*unk and you're not sure)
J: .johnny(condom)
K: king prawn curry(when didn't pull so home alone)
L: lick
M: menstrual(blood stops play)
N: no(story of my life)
O: orgasm(see y)
P: prostitute
Q: quim(see fanny and growler)
R: roger(posh word for shag)
S: sex
T tv
U: umbrella(if she squirts to much)
V: vagina
W: wank
X: xrated
Y: yes yes yes(see orgasm)
Z: zombie (sex with someone very d*unk) |
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" z sounds bit like ra#e!
Could be someone who is sexually tilted in favour of sleeping with the dead
Or when the ex just lies there without moving
How on earth do you know my ex lol ? "
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