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Have I missed any PENIS USES..? Help please
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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COMPLETE LIST OF PENIS CAPABILITIES over 60 responses from last weekend ....have I missed any uses?
Recap - DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy! The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it has been said!
AFTER OUR ... serious data collection on fab last weekend .... and to try to understand the proliferation of cock shots... the results of the research for its (PENIS) capability are as follows :-
Men carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Dress it in little outfits
Serious chess tournament participation for Shaggydog
Help create a prosthetic for Ace Winger
Lift weights with it
Propeller, windmill & helicopter substitute (something tells me chaps do this a lot)
Tent pole
Towel rack
Drink stirrer - cold drinks
Donut holder
Onion ring server (so want to try that)
It grows and retracts
Puppetry was popular
Wooden ring holder for curtain hanging
Kitchen towel holder
Antidepressant substitute )makes people happy)
Animal impersonator such as baby elephant, giraffe, snake and dinosaur
It is a philosopher
Open book holder (fastener)
Apparently it uses a keyboard to type
Sword / laser fighter
Pee writing instrument
It's an algorithm of spine
Use it as a pastry brush for egg wash
Being handsome and making a sky remote look good
It can bring tears to eyes
It can be transformed
Alien creature that can spit out of its eye
Protein injector
As a sundial
Capable of misdirection (not peeing straight)
As a thermometer
As a chew toy it was suggested
As an indicator of when to approach
It can dance
As a weapon to hit foreheads and cheeks
Stir ex mother in laws cold soup
As A substitute bat for table tennis
A dibber (making holes in a garden bed for planting)
Sperm delivery equipment
Replacement Sherbert dabber
Bingo dabber
Hoopla pole
Substitute Frankfurt for a hot dog bun
Fly Paper
Apparently thinking with it ....
Yet to be Proven .....
1. Relieve stress - support pole for new design of giant widget spinner
2. Opening a can of paint
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There is no support from u chaps for .....
3. As a fly swatter !!! (That's just a lie !)
Have I missed anything ???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To do the helicopter  "
It was in the list so many times last week - it is above compiled list - I think you chaps do this a lot - perhaps it needs to be the new fab shots ... I love a Chinook .... hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To do the helicopter
It was in the list so many times last week - it is above compiled list - I think you chaps do this a lot - perhaps it needs to be the new fab shots ... I love a Chinook .... hehe "
Note to self ....must read OP more carefully  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To do the helicopter
It was in the list so many times last week - it is above compiled list - I think you chaps do this a lot - perhaps it needs to be the new fab shots ... I love a Chinook .... hehe
Note to self ....must read OP more carefully "
Not at all darling ..... I think it was almost it's main function - a lot of u chaps love doing that xx mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cd rack
I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one .... "
I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's
What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cd rack
I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....
I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's
What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop "
Only zero calories if she doesn't swallow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cd rack
I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....
I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's
What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop "
Defo a new one calorie free lollipop - tick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cd rack
I left that off as I don't see how that it can be a cd rack - explain .... u obviously have personal experience with this one ....
I suppose a skinny one could be used to store CD's
What about a zero calorie replacement for a lollipop
Only zero calories if she doesn't swallow "
THIS IS TRUE |
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"A vagina massager, also a sperm dispenser for babies, heart burn and sore throats  "
Some already on the compiled research above - heart burn ... explain ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A vagina massager, also a sperm dispenser for babies, heart burn and sore throats
Some already on the compiled research above - heart burn ... explain ??? "
Kind of like man made gaviscon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"stress toy
to dial phone with"
Stress toy done already see list ....
Phone dialer..... has been suggested keyboard warrior - have u dialed the phone with it ..... these must be provan ! |
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"My ex and I once bought one of those paint kits with water based paint, used my little fella as a paint brush.
It's harder to use than a brush though XD"
Glad u had fun - already on completed list darling .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As proved by my lovely chum Naked Mr Darcy, a handy place to hang your handbag in a club "
Well - he's been working out then - proven so added to the list .... |
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