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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just fought I'd see if anyone else was stuck in the traffic jam!!!!!!!! On tHe m25 junction 8!!!! Damm lorry!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't that accident happen yesterday???

I'm not stuck btw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lol!!!!! Yer fought I'd just nip on for a junction as all seemed ok!! 1/2 miles down the road its grid lock!!!!!!!!! Lovely

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Hee hee, i bet if you'd cycled you'd be there by now. Drivers eh?

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Just fought I'd see if anyone else was stuck in the traffic jam!!!!!!!! On tHe m25 junction 8!!!! Damm lorry!!!"

Got stuck in a 25 mile tail back in August 2007 when a lorry shed its' load....never moved for six hours so i know where you're coming from. Missed our flight and everything and caused chaos at Gatwick with everybody trying to get alternative flights.

Next to us in the 'jam' one guy was so frustrated that he was kicking the living daylights out of his nice new shiney BWM. Made us laugh anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i believe they are opening the inside lane at 6pm if that helps..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best of luck....keep smiling if yer can Chill to some sounds...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

makes mental note to go other way round when going abfabs tonight just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm think about parking on hard shoulder and walking!!!!!!! Does anyoone live near the m25 lol!! Thanks suzy hopefully I'll be back for midnight

No ones kicking there wheels yet loadsa taxis here tho they must be rubbing there hands!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm just watching everone else in their cars, classic in the man driving with women in pasaager seat saying why have we come thiis way!!!! Lol think it might all kick oiff!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do you need a wee yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!!

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By *urreyfun2008Man  over a year ago

East Grinstead

Did accidents years ago close roads for so long?

What with the mud slide causing problems for Gatwick the other day, not a good time to be trying to get there.

Fortunately as I live around there, I know the way around without using M25

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!! "

When we got stuck we were lucky that the police were giving out bottled water...so that helped a little until, of course, you need to release it at the other end lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hard shoulder looks clear!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do you need a wee yet ? "

Don't! lol!

I got trapped for the best part of 6 hrs once.... I joined the traffic desperately needing to take a pee... I couldn't go anywhere and I remember crying in pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!! "

awww thats cheating i want to be able to pee in a bottle !

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

There are other ways to avoid using the M25.

Lovely countryside to boot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If anyone has a helicopter or motor bike and would like to pick me up would be great!!!!h

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!!

awww thats cheating i want to be able to pee in a bottle ! "

I'll hold it for you....how's your aim??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do you need a wee yet ?

Don't! lol!

I got trapped for the best part of 6 hrs once.... I joined the traffic desperately needing to take a pee... I couldn't go anywhere and I remember crying in pain "

2yrs ago christmas eve got stuck on a303 took 1 hr to go 4 miles ,i had my 24yr old son and 15yr old daughter in car was like you crying trying to drive i had to pull over in this little layby and pee leaning against car my kids were so embarrassed but i had to .I did worry about being seen by police then thought do you know what i would have been more of a danger driving than i am peeing in a layby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did accidents years ago close roads for so long?"

A huge amount of damage was done. A gantry needed taking down, tonnes of diesel to be cleared up, road surface and central reservation needs to be repaired too. Not a quick simple job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lol! I'll try not to cry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!!

awww thats cheating i want to be able to pee in a bottle !

I'll hold it for you....how's your aim?? "

useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do you need a wee yet ?

Don't! lol!

I got trapped for the best part of 6 hrs once.... I joined the traffic desperately needing to take a pee... I couldn't go anywhere and I remember crying in pain

2yrs ago christmas eve got stuck on a303 took 1 hr to go 4 miles ,i had my 24yr old son and 15yr old daughter in car was like you crying trying to drive i had to pull over in this little layby and pee leaning against car my kids were so embarrassed but i had to .I did worry about being seen by police then thought do you know what i would have been more of a danger driving than i am peeing in a layby

"

Yer allowed by law to take a leak by the nearside front wheel....horse and cart days...possibly..

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Try a bit of dogging to take your mind off it.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

There is some obscure law, at least in force 3-4 years ago, that a gentleman may take a piss if he remains holding onto the left rear of his car with one ( right? ) hand. Or something like that.

Watch yer shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do you need a wee yet ?

Don't! lol!

I got trapped for the best part of 6 hrs once.... I joined the traffic desperately needing to take a pee... I couldn't go anywhere and I remember crying in pain

2yrs ago christmas eve got stuck on a303 took 1 hr to go 4 miles ,i had my 24yr old son and 15yr old daughter in car was like you crying trying to drive i had to pull over in this little layby and pee leaning against car my kids were so embarrassed but i had to .I did worry about being seen by police then thought do you know what i would have been more of a danger driving than i am peeing in a layby

Yer allowed by law to take a leak by the nearside front wheel....horse and cart days...possibly.."

bugger i picked wrong wheel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol! I'll try not to cry! "

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!!

awww thats cheating i want to be able to pee in a bottle !

I'll hold it for you....how's your aim??

useless "

Bugger those golden showers!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Stick a running kit on, with number, diet a lot, go for a long run and squat down in the gutter. you should be Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do you need a wee yet ?

Don't! lol!

I got trapped for the best part of 6 hrs once.... I joined the traffic desperately needing to take a pee... I couldn't go anywhere and I remember crying in pain

2yrs ago christmas eve got stuck on a303 took 1 hr to go 4 miles ,i had my 24yr old son and 15yr old daughter in car was like you crying trying to drive i had to pull over in this little layby and pee leaning against car my kids were so embarrassed but i had to .I did worry about being seen by police then thought do you know what i would have been more of a danger driving than i am peeing in a layby

Yer allowed by law to take a leak by the nearside front wheel....horse and cart days...possibly..

bugger i picked wrong wheel "

As long as it wasn`t the spare...yer safe methinks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

There is some obscure law, at least in force 3-4 years ago, that a gentleman may take a piss if he remains holding onto the left rear of his car with one ( right? ) hand. Or something like that.

Watch yer shoes.

"

i aint changing me sex just to take a pee up side of me car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Stick a running kit on, with number, diet a lot, go for a long run and squat down in the gutter. you should be Ok."

haha bless her..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!!

awww thats cheating i want to be able to pee in a bottle !

I'll hold it for you....how's your aim??

useless

Bugger those golden showers! "

Perve

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"

There is some obscure law, at least in force 3-4 years ago, that a gentleman may take a piss if he remains holding onto the left rear of his car with one ( right? ) hand. Or something like that.

Watch yer shoes.

i aint changing me sex just to take a pee up side of me car "

Just so long as it's only a pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do you need a wee yet ?

Don't! lol!

I got trapped for the best part of 6 hrs once.... I joined the traffic desperately needing to take a pee... I couldn't go anywhere and I remember crying in pain

2yrs ago christmas eve got stuck on a303 took 1 hr to go 4 miles ,i had my 24yr old son and 15yr old daughter in car was like you crying trying to drive i had to pull over in this little layby and pee leaning against car my kids were so embarrassed but i had to .I did worry about being seen by police then thought do you know what i would have been more of a danger driving than i am peeing in a layby

Yer allowed by law to take a leak by the nearside front wheel....horse and cart days...possibly..

bugger i picked wrong wheel

As long as it wasn`t the spare...yer safe methinks "

fook that that would have meant unloading the boot of car first would have peed me pant by then

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I would hate to get stuck for hours... I would lose it big time.

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By *urreyfun2008Man  over a year ago

East Grinstead


"A huge amount of damage was done. A gantry needed taking down, tonnes of diesel to be cleared up, road surface and central reservation needs to be repaired too. Not a quick simple job. "

Yeah found some other articles that detailed the issue, resurface of the four lanes due to diesel damage.

More than just removing vehicles, goods and closing a lane while repairing barrier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just see a fella come out the bushes with a big smile on his face.with what seemed like water patches on his trousers either he's pissed on himself, or got lucky in the bushes!! If he got lucky in the bushes I'm going up there!!!!!! I'll wait and see if any one else comes down

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Not yet deb, have a bottle at the ready tho!!!

awww thats cheating i want to be able to pee in a bottle !

I'll hold it for you....how's your aim??

useless

Bugger those golden showers!

Perve "

Perve(fect) coming from the pervess!!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

fook that that would have meant unloading the boot of car first would have peed me pant by then "

i'm lost now, who's stuck on the M25?

Don't all post at once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I`m lost...perpetually..

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Become entrepreneurial, offer to wash windscreens when you can hold it no longer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

There is some obscure law, at least in force 3-4 years ago, that a gentleman may take a piss if he remains holding onto the left rear of his car with one ( right? ) hand. Or something like that.

Watch yer shoes.

i aint changing me sex just to take a pee up side of me car "

Ever heard of a she-pee?

....and no! I haven't got one before anyone asks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time fer a pissing contest....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any Pregnant Ladies needing the toilet !!

Just ask the first policeman you see to remove his police helmet for you to pee in its legal - but he may refuse to give it to you tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm stuckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

T

Ever heard of a she-pee?

....and no! I haven't got one before anyone asks "

careful, we dont want saucy3 getting all dyslexic on us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any Pregnant Ladies needing the toilet !!

Just ask the first policeman you see to remove his police helmet for you to pee in its legal - but he may refuse to give it to you tho lol

"

puts pillow in car just in case

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Any Pregnant Ladies needing the toilet !!

Just ask the first policeman you see to remove his police helmet for you to pee in its legal - but he may refuse to give it to you tho lol

"

And what about his helmet?

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Any Pregnant Ladies needing the toilet !!

Just ask the first policeman you see to remove his police helmet for you to pee in its legal - but he may refuse to give it to you tho lol

"

....and his helmet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We`re on the Road to Nowhere....hums....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

There is some obscure law, at least in force 3-4 years ago, that a gentleman may take a piss if he remains holding onto the left rear of his car with one ( right? ) hand. Or something like that.

Watch yer shoes.

i aint changing me sex just to take a pee up side of me car

Ever heard of a she-pee?

....and no! I haven't got one before anyone asks "

seeing as me aim is soo bad think i will stick with layby cant miss that can I

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?"

lol I love this type of thread

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?

lol I love this type of thread "

You seem to cotton on to everything. You are easily reeled in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's that fella going on about the op??!?!?!?! This threds a good laugh!!! Even if it is at my exspence!!!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"What's that fella going on about the op??!?!?!?! This threds a good laugh!!! Even if it is at my exspence!!!"

Not neceesarily at your expense, think of it as a different form of in car entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's that fella going on about the op??!?!?!?! This threds a good laugh!!! Even if it is at my exspence!!!"

Chill..its all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Brilliant dexy!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We`re on the Road to Nowhere....hums...."

lmfao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We`re on the Road to Nowhere....hums....

lmfao!!! "

Did yer dribble..

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By *inkershoes69Woman  over a year ago

maidstone

thought it was suppose 2 reopen at lunchtime? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Think it might be time to get the football out and play a little on the m25!!!! Anyone ever done that before!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?

lol I love this type of thread

You seem to cotton on to everything. You are easily reeled in "

Oi you cheeky bugger i had a shower this morning there is nothing fishy about me reeled in indeed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think it might be time to get the football out and play a little on the m25!!!! Anyone ever done that before!!! "

On the head son..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We`re on the Road to Nowhere....hums....

lmfao!!!

Did yer dribble.."

The OP's the one playing football... ask him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We`re on the Road to Nowhere....hums....

lmfao!!!

Did yer dribble..

The OP's the one playing football... ask him "

haha...cute

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?

lol I love this type of thread

You seem to cotton on to everything. You are easily reeled in

Oi you cheeky bugger i had a shower this morning there is nothing fishy about me reeled in indeed!!! "

To requote from another thread...that was trout of order

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hey say they hope to have it opened at 6!!!! Lovely what a result lol!!! Atm I'm doing a average of 1 mile every 2 hours not bad ay!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Altought being stuck in traffic I'm enjoying the banter and post love them!!! Thanks guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey say they hope to have it opened at 6!!!! Lovely what a result lol!!! Atm I'm doing a average of 1 mile every 2 hours not bad ay!!! "

Not bad at all for the M25

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By *exybabyMan  over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Hey say they hope to have it opened at 6!!!! Lovely what a result lol!!! Atm I'm doing a average of 1 mile every 2 hours not bad ay!!!

Not bad at all for the M25 "

Could be worse...it could be 2 hours a mile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey say they hope to have it opened at 6!!!! Lovely what a result lol!!! Atm I'm doing a average of 1 mile every 2 hours not bad ay!!!

Not bad at all for the M25

Could be worse...it could be 2 hours a mile! "

Yer suppose it could be a mile every 120 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think it might be time to get the football out and play a little on the m25!!!! Anyone ever done that before!!! "

I've just read the AFC Bournemouth players were stuck in it all and had a go at 'keepie-uppie' on the hard-shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?"

.?????????????????????

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By *urreyfun2008Man  over a year ago

East Grinstead

If only someone could invent some system where you drive to a nice big car park and park the car and take some form of shared vehicle to where you want to go.

Make it cheap, make sure it connections all towns and major places and viola.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well i had a kip and some food and been a wee wonder if he has moved yet

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By *urreyfun2008Man  over a year ago

East Grinstead

Two lanes on one side are open apparently, nice and quiet around Gatwick, guess they are all stuck in traffic.

Travelling on my own would be bad enough, but missing flight with kids does not make for a good start to summer holiday.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Lol!!!!! Yer fought I'd just nip on for a junction as all seemed ok!! 1/2 miles down the road its grid lock!!!!!!!!! Lovely

"

This accident and subsequent closure have been broadcast on all major radio channel's Traffic Reports, and even got mentioned on BBC1, ITV1, and SKY News from yesterday afternoon.

And I live in the North of England!

What planet have you been on over the past 18 - 24 hours? Don't you ever plan ahead?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He was playing ...chase...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

lol!!!! im home at 7!!!! damm wont do that again! oh well hey ho , thanks for all your messages!!!! take care

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An oldie but appropriate song for you. Re the M25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xecm2p6xdjg&feature=fvst

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Hope the jam clears before this thread reaches 175 posts.

C'mon fabsters the OP needs you.

Where's that Mr Now on his favourite subject?

.?????????????????????"

C'mon... surely it's got to be Damson?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

luckily returned by the coast road

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