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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone want one message me

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple over a year ago

Bedworth

How do you wank a phone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you wank a phone?"

Maybe it's the phone that gets wanked over?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The original phones are best for wanking, if you've got a thing for Bakelite or, if you really want to be scientific and impress your mates: polyoxybenzylmethylenglycolanhydride

(I'm not smart, I got that off Wikipedia)

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Tried to wank a phone once, it didnt like it very much as the police soon turned up....apparently what I though was its g spot was its 9 button

Oh well

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