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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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Anybody here who occasionally engages that part of the cerebrum that operates logic and reason...lol (only kidding cos threads are either boring and tame or downright offensive...) Considering lighter fuel as an option.... )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"errrrh yeah wot
ok, not the lighter fuel then.... any other suggestions? Or maybe... we should all join in a group hug... sniffing each other's arm pits...? "
fook me, but think you ave bin sniffing summit and it aint armpits sumhow  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why can't we have a group activity thats sexual? "
Well, I suppose we could but it is more fun when you had to work for a privilege. So... I am playing Bossyboots (no offense to the northern pussyboots) and suggesting that no sexual group activity takes place until... some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't we have a group activity thats sexual?
Well, I suppose we could but it is more fun when you had to work for a privilege. So... I am playing Bossyboots (no offense to the northern pussyboots) and suggesting that no sexual group activity takes place until... some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB "
A bit fuzzy as to what was wrong with the group hug? |
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over a year ago
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"Why can't we have a group activity thats sexual?
Well, I suppose we could but it is more fun when you had to work for a privilege. So... I am playing Bossyboots (no offense to the northern pussyboots) and suggesting that no sexual group activity takes place until... some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB
A bit fuzzy as to what was wrong with the group hug?"
we had to sniff each others armpits eeeewwwww  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why can't we have a group activity thats sexual?
Well, I suppose we could but it is more fun when you had to work for a privilege. So... I am playing Bossyboots (no offense to the northern pussyboots) and suggesting that no sexual group activity takes place until... some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB
A bit fuzzy as to what was wrong with the group hug?"
hug is... too... well... emotional, lol and not enough activity...says QB!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't we have a group activity thats sexual?
Well, I suppose we could but it is more fun when you had to work for a privilege. So... I am playing Bossyboots (no offense to the northern pussyboots) and suggesting that no sexual group activity takes place until... some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB
A bit fuzzy as to what was wrong with the group hug?
hug is... too... well... emotional, lol and not enough activity...says QB!!"
So therefore musical hugs, minus the armpit sniffing! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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" some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB
Marriage "
Well, QB will award points for funny comments now.. adn teh first one goes to the above remark... so hit the mark.. well done.. you may choose the armpits you wish to sniff...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why can't we have a group activity thats sexual?
Well, I suppose we could but it is more fun when you had to work for a privilege. So... I am playing Bossyboots (no offense to the northern pussyboots) and suggesting that no sexual group activity takes place until... some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB "
no offense taken from one pussy to another.
off to bed tho so shall leave ya all to play...
goodnite yer all
wot soz, cant hear ya, need to take the onion out of me ears |
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over a year ago
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" some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB
Marriage
Well, QB will award points for funny comments now.. adn teh first one goes to the above remark... so hit the mark.. well done.. you may choose the armpits you wish to sniff... "
what sort of prize is that?  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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" some bright spark has come up with a non-sexual activity... QB
Marriage
Well, QB will award points for funny comments now.. adn teh first one goes to the above remark... so hit the mark.. well done.. you may choose the armpits you wish to sniff...
what sort of prize is that? "
Ok, ok, it is not top prize, that will be based on a number of points collected over a period of time...
It may include a private soiree for a select few who are willing to follow the continental approach... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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what sort of prize is that?
Ok, ok, it is not top prize, that will be based on a number of points collected over a period of time...
It may include a private soiree for a select few who are willing to follow the continental approach... "
Rules me out then im bi lol
Craig x  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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what sort of prize is that?
Ok, ok, it is not top prize, that will be based on a number of points collected over a period of time...
It may include a private soiree for a select few who are willing to follow the continental approach...
Rules me out then im bi lol
Craig x "
Why cant you be included, being bi???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not "
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is?  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is? "
Ok, was teasing really but to put an end to misery regarding the continental bit... it means that in a few European countries, women do NOT shave their armpits, never mind their nether regions
(Yuk, I know but when I was imported to this country I was one of them lol) ... have been cured of that since...
Anyway... that is what continental is... ... )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol, I think many of us remember the famous 99 red baloon video, with the gorgeous girl (Nena) who suddenly raised her arms and all of a sudden sales or the single ceased!!!
Never had the urge to sniff her pits though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is?
Ok, was teasing really but to put an end to misery regarding the continental bit... it means that in a few European countries, women do NOT shave their armpits, never mind their nether regions
(Yuk, I know but when I was imported to this country I was one of them lol) ... have been cured of that since...
Anyway... that is what continental is... ... ))"
Ah yes it was obvious really  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is?
Ok, was teasing really but to put an end to misery regarding the continental bit... it means that in a few European countries, women do NOT shave their armpits, never mind their nether regions
(Yuk, I know but when I was imported to this country I was one of them lol) ... have been cured of that since...
Anyway... that is what continental is... ... ))
Ah yes it was obvious really "
The other continental thing of course is... that woman stands (at some distance) before man and respectfully asks his permission to cum.. and only if he is in agreement, she can!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is?
Ok, was teasing really but to put an end to misery regarding the continental bit... it means that in a few European countries, women do NOT shave their armpits, never mind their nether regions
(Yuk, I know but when I was imported to this country I was one of them lol) ... have been cured of that since...
Anyway... that is what continental is... ... ))
Ah yes it was obvious really
The other continental thing of course is... that woman stands (at some distance) before man and respectfully asks his permission to cum.. and only if he is in agreement, she can!!! "
Bollox to that  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is?
Ok, was teasing really but to put an end to misery regarding the continental bit... it means that in a few European countries, women do NOT shave their armpits, never mind their nether regions
(Yuk, I know but when I was imported to this country I was one of them lol) ... have been cured of that since...
Anyway... that is what continental is... ... ))
Ah yes it was obvious really
The other continental thing of course is... that woman stands (at some distance) before man and respectfully asks his permission to cum.. and only if he is in agreement, she can!!!
Bollox to that "
No, not the bollox... the woman.... and I WAS joking... and PROVOCATIVE as per my previous profile name lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psssstt! whats the continental approach?
is it like a continental breakfast? bland and boring
I hope not
And the problem with qaso quason quass
Those bloody continetal rolls is?
Ok, was teasing really but to put an end to misery regarding the continental bit... it means that in a few European countries, women do NOT shave their armpits, never mind their nether regions
(Yuk, I know but when I was imported to this country I was one of them lol) ... have been cured of that since...
Anyway... that is what continental is... ... ))
Ah yes it was obvious really
The other continental thing of course is... that woman stands (at some distance) before man and respectfully asks his permission to cum.. and only if he is in agreement, she can!!!
Bollox to that "
Fook that for a game of soldiers...DOUBLE BOLLOX |
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"Anybody here who occasionally engages that part of the cerebrum that operates logic and reason...lol (only kidding cos threads are either boring and tame or downright offensive...) Considering lighter fuel as an option.... ))"
Now I'm rarely as basic... But can we have a posh shag?? |
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"Anybody here who occasionally engages that part of the cerebrum that operates logic and reason...lol (only kidding cos threads are either boring and tame or downright offensive...) Considering lighter fuel as an option.... ))
Now I'm rarely as basic... But can we have a posh shag??"
is that where one says 'One is arriving' |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Now I'm rarely as basic... But can we have a posh shag??
is that where one says 'One is arriving'
Thats the one... but arriving in style... Mmmmm "
NAH lol.. you got me all wrong... POSH SHAG means you are offered bubbly instead of cider..., canapes instead of crisps... and you need those for the sex is usually bad.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I'm rarely as basic... But can we have a posh shag??
is that where one says 'One is arriving'
Thats the one... but arriving in style... Mmmmm
NAH lol.. you got me all wrong... POSH SHAG means you are offered bubbly instead of cider..., canapes instead of crisps... and you need those for the sex is usually bad.. "
Mmmm Bad sex, sounds worth investigating further... Its only bad if your alone I find lol..  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Now I'm rarely as basic... But can we have a posh shag??
is that where one says 'One is arriving'
Thats the one... but arriving in style... Mmmmm
NAH lol.. you got me all wrong... POSH SHAG means you are offered bubbly instead of cider..., canapes instead of crisps... and you need those for the sex is usually bad..
Mmmm Bad sex, sounds worth investigating further... Its only bad if your alone I find lol.. "
Mr. Notts... you need spiritual guidance... I feel.. You cannot have sex... alone... or can you???? xx |
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Mr. Notts... you need spiritual guidance... I feel.. You cannot have sex... alone... or can you???? xx"
Glad you noticed the point then... No such thing as 'Bad' sex... Good sex, better sex, wild sex.. brilliant sex.. but bad???  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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Mr. Notts... you need spiritual guidance... I feel.. You cannot have sex... alone... or can you???? xx
Glad you noticed the point then... No such thing as 'Bad' sex... Good sex, better sex, wild sex.. brilliant sex.. but bad??? "
Trying to make up my mind whether you need my domination or else... haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Trying to make up my mind whether you need my domination or else... haha x"
I'd try the or else... never really found anyone I could take seriously enough or scary enough to make a difference lol..  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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Trying to make up my mind whether you need my domination or else... haha x
I'd try the or else... never really found anyone I could take seriously enough or scary enough to make a difference lol.. "
Oh dear.... you really want to see my scary side... lol |
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