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"You surely know the drill by now.
I'm gonna start it for ya, not sure how long I'm gonna be here as my butt has a date with a plug. 
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"You surely know the drill by now.
I'm gonna start it for ya, not sure how long I'm gonna be here as my butt has a date with a plug.
Cowabunga smileyfaces yadda yadda yadda.
Welcome
Teenage Ninja mutant emojiis "
Good eeeeeeeevenibg Centaur, you heard from splinter recently? |
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"You surely know the drill by now.
I'm gonna start it for ya, not sure how long I'm gonna be here as my butt has a date with a plug.
Cowabunga smileyfaces yadda yadda yadda.
Welcome
Teenage Ninja mutant emojiis
Good eeeeeeeevenibg Centaur, you heard from splinter recently?"
Na, last time I saw him I was helping Shredder kick his rat ass.  |
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"You surely know the drill by now.
I'm gonna start it for ya, not sure how long I'm gonna be here as my butt has a date with a plug.
Cowabunga smileyfaces yadda yadda yadda.
Welcome
Teenage Ninja mutant emojiis
Good eeeeeeeevenibg Centaur, you heard from splinter recently?
Na, last time I saw him I was helping Shredder kick his rat ass. "
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"Say what
I don't bloody know.
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Good eeeevening Miss Honey, I hope you're feeling better. I did make you a little video. Not sure if you indulged in viewing "
I think my strong man turned up when I was at work  |
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"Say what
I don't bloody know.
Ahem
Good eeeevening Miss Honey, I hope you're feeling better. I did make you a little video. Not sure if you indulged in viewing
I think my strong man turned up when I was at work "
Took me 5 seconds to grow that beard ya know.  |
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"Good evening fabbers 
Good eeeeveening clumsy one.
This is long winded man. I'm saying it in my own words and cockney accent
"Ello Darlin" "
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"Is this some sort of secret appreciation society for the Teenage mutant ninja turtles?
If I said yes it would be an untruth.
So what is with all the references to the TMNT?"
One dude mentioned them. I followed suit.  |
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"Say what
I don't bloody know.
Ahem
Good eeeevening Miss Honey, I hope you're feeling better. I did make you a little video. Not sure if you indulged in viewing
I think my strong man turned up when I was at work
Took me 5 seconds to grow that beard ya know. "
I'm still working on the chest hair  |
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"Say what
I don't bloody know.
Ahem
Good eeeevening Miss Honey, I hope you're feeling better. I did make you a little video. Not sure if you indulged in viewing
I think my strong man turned up when I was at work
Took me 5 seconds to grow that beard ya know.
I'm still working on the chest hair "
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"Is this some sort of secret appreciation society for the Teenage mutant ninja turtles?
If I said yes it would be an untruth.
So what is with all the references to the TMNT?
Just checking it wasn't a requirement that you had to be a fan for this thread. Turtle power!.
One dude mentioned them. I followed suit. "
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"Say what
I don't bloody know.
Ahem
Good eeeevening Miss Honey, I hope you're feeling better. I did make you a little video. Not sure if you indulged in viewing
I think my strong man turned up when I was at work
Took me 5 seconds to grow that beard ya know.
I'm still working on the chest hair
Sharpie "
Ok I'll steal one from work.
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
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You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help..... |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help..... "
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help.....
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
*mops brow*"
The 'change' ??!  |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help.....
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
*mops brow*
The 'change' ??! "
Well, I did think I was growing a set of balls but it turned out to be some ping pong ones I misplaced |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help.....
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
*mops brow*
The 'change' ??!
Well, I did think I was growing a set of balls but it turned out to be some ping pong ones I misplaced "
You strumpet! |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help.....
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
*mops brow*
The 'change' ??!
Well, I did think I was growing a set of balls but it turned out to be some ping pong ones I misplaced
You strumpet!"
Nob strumpet |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help.....
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
*mops brow*
The 'change' ??!
Well, I did think I was growing a set of balls but it turned out to be some ping pong ones I misplaced "
Sticky Vicky? |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
You're doing splendid! And Jethro may even be along in fifteen mins or so to help.....
Phew! I'm all sweating n shit.
*mops brow*
The 'change' ??!
Well, I did think I was growing a set of balls but it turned out to be some ping pong ones I misplaced
Sticky Vicky? "
Not really. I told a fib |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
"
What's your fave Jethro joke?  |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
What's your fave Jethro joke? "
Me attempting to hold the fort whilst he's pulling his pud or wherever he may be. Hurry Jethro hurry. I'm failing you! |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes? 
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?"
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC "
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
What's your fave Jethro joke?
Me attempting to hold the fort whilst he's pulling his pud or wherever he may be. Hurry Jethro hurry. I'm failing you!"
I've never seen a full Jethro stand up routine. Saw an advert on telly for one of his dvds though, he said.....
"I went and told my Doctor I'd got hereditary diarrhea.
He said "how do you know?"
I said "I can feel it in me jeans". |
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"Artorez
Artoreeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Will she hear my calls?
Estellaaaaaaaaa
Yes. What dya need sweetpea? I'm here xx
The people don't love me. I'm not the real Jethro.
They've sussed me out
What's your fave Jethro joke?
Me attempting to hold the fort whilst he's pulling his pud or wherever he may be. Hurry Jethro hurry. I'm failing you!
I've never seen a full Jethro stand up routine. Saw an advert on telly for one of his dvds though, he said.....
"I went and told my Doctor I'd got hereditary diarrhea.
He said "how do you know?"
I said "I can feel it in me jeans". "
I facepalmed at that.
Now, I'm not sure of the Jethro you're talking about. He sounds quite funny to be fair. I may have to indulge further into his comedic presence.
My Jethro is ErectJim. I'm not the best at calling people by their names. A rather naughty but personal habit I have. Means I like ya if I change your name |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am "
I'm still running XP Pro on this PC, but it's only 80 Gb hard drive memory and is pretty much full, and is no longer supported. I bought another one that runs 7 and has 500 Gb, but it confuses the fook out of me 
#technophobe |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I'm still running XP Pro on this PC, but it's only 80 Gb hard drive memory and is pretty much full, and is no longer supported. I bought another one that runs 7 and has 500 Gb, but it confuses the fook out of me
#technophobe "
I shall just nod like I know what you're on about.
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am "
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late? |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late? "
I have my phone. It does me grand |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late?
I have my phone. It does me grand "
I have a Galaxy S4, but I hardly use it for internetty type stuff as I have a 24" monitor with ma pc so all you sexy ladies' ( . )( . ) look much bigger |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late?
I have my phone. It does me grand
I have a Galaxy S4, but I hardly use it for internetty type stuff as I have a 24" monitor with ma pc so all you sexy ladies' ( . )( . ) look much bigger "
Holy moly! I bet my arse pic is like a fucking night light on that screen  |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late?
I have my phone. It does me grand
I have a Galaxy S4, but I hardly use it for internetty type stuff as I have a 24" monitor with ma pc so all you sexy ladies' ( . )( . ) look much bigger "
Better check for pimples and blemishes next time I load a pic. I assume everyone sees it as small as i do on my phone |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late?
I have my phone. It does me grand
I have a Galaxy S4, but I hardly use it for internetty type stuff as I have a 24" monitor with ma pc so all you sexy ladies' ( . )( . ) look much bigger
Better check for pimples and blemishes next time I load a pic. I assume everyone sees it as small as i do on my phone "
Fuck that, proves you're human!
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late?
I have my phone. It does me grand
I have a Galaxy S4, but I hardly use it for internetty type stuff as I have a 24" monitor with ma pc so all you sexy ladies' ( . )( . ) look much bigger
Holy moly! I bet my arse pic is like a fucking night light on that screen "
Nah, I just keep thinking of spanky bum time |
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"Rocks up fashionably late, what's happenin' dudes?
Ahhh Ace eveningtides me ol mucker. All good I trust?
Absolutely tip top Miss Peach, just a bit of a headache as ma mate keeps texting me with the woes he's having trying ti install Windows 7 on his PC
Why windows 7? Surely it's gotta be up to 29 or something now?
My laptop broke a few years ago. It ran vista. That's how out of touch I am
I had a laptop with Vista on it. It gave up the ghost a good few years ago now though. I've got windows now but don't know which number it's updated itself to of late?
I have my phone. It does me grand
I have a Galaxy S4, but I hardly use it for internetty type stuff as I have a 24" monitor with ma pc so all you sexy ladies' ( . )( . ) look much bigger
Holy moly! I bet my arse pic is like a fucking night light on that screen
Nah, I just keep thinking of spanky bum time "
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