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Misleading names

By *lacksausage OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

A profile name like ' smooth fucker', you can get away with because let's face it, you can never tell till he is actually fucking. If you call yourself ' busty mistress' and I can see from your pictures that the biggest you can lay claim to is probably a ' C' cup, that is misleading. I am sure several examples are on here.

What if white milf was not even white? At least we can argue the milf bit etc.

Any other examples ? Please no name calling. Blacksausage for instance can become blackxxxx for this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about my name...

I am a ms but I am obviously not a small dog like creature with a bushy red tail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmfao

There seem to be quite a few Hotwife's who don't seem that hot !!!!

Lmfao !

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

I am not really a squirrel...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh for fucksake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Xxxxxxxxx" isn't even an xxxx!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lmfao

There seem to be quite a few Hotwife's who don't seem that hot !!!!

Lmfao ! "

Meow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not that Pretty.

It was a high school nickname

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By *aria_aldershotTV/TS over a year ago

Aldershot

My real name isnt Maria

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

I've said this before but I think any username which references a body part or bodily characteristic is completely unescesaary..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh but I am an English rose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're not naughty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lmfao

There seem to be quite a few Hotwife's who don't seem that hot !!!!

Lmfao ! "

Maybe they're hot in a menopausel way....

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm definitely frisky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't really born in the year 2000!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm definitely cute... at least so I'm told. Repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a Queen and my name isn't Penelope...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was a pretty damned good winger in ma rugby & football playing days

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

Neither of us is called Ed.

There are 2 of us though!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm not a real fruit.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not even a goth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never been tied up

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elizabeth is not my real name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are a Highland Couple and Dorian was born in 93'

And whether someone is or isn't what their profile name says ie hotwife is subjective

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am actually a mermaid...but I'm not the littlest!

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

My names accurate. I got a face like a Picasso masterpiece!!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've said this before but I think any username which references a body part or bodily characteristic is completely unescesaary.."

Oh so being a redhead with a large bust is not for you then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Elizabeth is not my real name."

But you're so pwetty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm really more like Pinky.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

i don't even like 2sums but i am the queen of england, my pics are fakes obviously.

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

3sums even...

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

I can be wicked and naughty but I'm a bit older than 1, does this mean I have to change?

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am currently sat in pjamas ... call trading standards!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"I am currently sat in pjamas ... call trading standards! "

I knew it! I bloody knew it was all a ruse!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am left handed, left eye dominant.

My blood group is O negative, the universal doner.

I used them in my profile name because they are unusual individually and very rare together. 10% and 7% of population but a lot of notable lefties and O negatives though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am currently sat in pjamas ... call trading standards! "

Your profile pic covers that base though so we'll let you off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not really a character from Grease

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

My sensuality is quite complicated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am actually a doctor who specialised in ladies bits n bobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not really a character from Grease

Neither is your profile name

it was Frenchy

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Gawd how boring am I? Was born late May and last time I checked I was a male!!

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm not from Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a real fruit.

But you are a princess

I am also not a fruit but very socially awkward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not from Yorkshire

I thought you might like yorkie bars?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm not a real fruit.

But you are a princess

I am also not a fruit but very socially awkward

Course I'm a princess

Self titled obviously, but one day I shall wear a crown

Or dunce hat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine isnt because i have a diamond

smile but a lot seem to think so

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By *entleman55Man over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I am a gentle man and I was 55 once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is a town in Spain I spent my happiest summer in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My screen name is real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, I'm not really down a rabbit hole...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well, I'm not really down a rabbit hole... "

My illusion has just been shattered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lmfao

There seem to be quite a few Hotwife's who don't seem that hot !!!!

Lmfao ! "

You may need to google the term hotwife.. doesn't actually mean 'hot'.. just saying

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I have a nasty habit of 'seagulling' my sperm onto the heads of unsuspecting bald victims before running off sqwarking

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I'm not that Pretty.

It was a high school nickname

She is Pretty tho

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm not Blue but I do wonder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not that Pretty.

It was a high school nickname

She is Pretty tho

Give over

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By *lueWonderMan over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"I'm not that Pretty.

It was a high school nickname

She is Pretty tho

Give over

So Pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, I'm not really down a rabbit hole...

My illusion has just been shattered

I was down one though ( fibbing ).... Feel better gorgeous?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well, I'm not really down a rabbit hole...

My illusion has just been shattered

I was down one though ( fibbing ).... Feel better gorgeous?

Much, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not wearing heels, hell I'm not even wearing shoes.

Sue me.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm not wearing heels, hell I'm not even wearing shoes.

Sue me. "

Change yer name to FlipFlops then

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

I'm totally genuine!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm spanish and brunette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have some quite nice underwear.

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By *uck knows41Man over a year ago

Arbroath

Fuck knows

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By *horehouseprincessWoman over a year ago

small town near Munich

im neither a whore nor a princess. and i dont live in a whorehouse. oh well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,m not a miss...........xxxx

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

I'm not called Gordon

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

all true here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My temperature is normal and i wasnt born in 1636 honest!

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By *emplarWarriorMan over a year ago

Nottingham

Anything with BBW in the title, Fuck knows why people automatically become "Beautiful" because they are "Big"

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"I am not really a squirrel...

Aaah but are you "Nuts"?.....lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ignitemybody and you're up on a murder charge!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been DJing for 26 years and I've always got the horn

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By *emplarWarriorMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ignitemybody and you're up on a murder charge!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a miserable bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not really a pirate...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we just like grinding "n" bumping

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

I have been known to commit some ungentlemanly activities with willing participants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's coffee not tea

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

I really am a green fairy - I just photoshop my wings out of pics so they don't freak people out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a doctor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not a fucking mouse and I'm definitely not minnie

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Usernames, like product branding, don't come with any guarantees.

Apparently it's wise to even take profile descriptions with a pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a red fox. But I am 34. Just

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not in wunderland? I wish I was though

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"I'm not a red fox. But I am 34. Just "

You are foxy though;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My parts are't always private

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Im not really a wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name isn't Justin and i don't really like Cider but i do live upto my name

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

I'm not a flower or a girl. I'm all woman though

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

It's a username, in the grand scheme of things it's irrelevant, the only thing that matter is would you like to meet that person for whatever reason

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I got turned down by "ifuckanybody"

I removed a word to protect the innocent party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would look after you and be your biggest fan.

I'm named after my favourite movie heroine!

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By *VBethTV/TS over a year ago

Chester

You can't watch Love Island or any other broadcasts on me....

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I'm not really a smart beach however my arse does cover a vast expanse

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I'm not really a smart beach however my arse does cover a vast expanse

#_andybeachghostinthemachine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not wearing heels, hell I'm not even wearing shoes.

Sue me.

Change yer name to FlipFlops then

I used to know someone with the surname Sandal who got called flip flop all the time haha

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Mine's accurate. I do actually workout.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Mine's accurate. I do actually workout. "

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a real fruit.

Your joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not really a smart beach however my arse does cover a vast expanse

#_andybeachghostinthemachine

And it's impossible to get all of you from out of my naughty bits?

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By *WfuncoupleCouple over a year ago

I am Neil Diamond and Pearl's a singer.

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I spend very little time in Northolt but mrallovertheplace sounds like a bad driver or someone promising to touch you places you forgot you had!

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"You can't watch Love Island or any other broadcasts on me.... "

Is that why I'm better off going to Curry's than getting my next AV stuff from someone who advertises in a phonebox?

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

I haven't poisoned anyone yet so im not toxic

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By *aterjetWoman over a year ago

South West

I have my uses on a hot summers day

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By *londie8399Couple over a year ago

blackpool

I am a natural blonde and the year i was born not very orginal i know

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

I AM almost always horny, and ALWAYS little lol, AND mostly sub!

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By *ecretpassion100Couple over a year ago

Walsall

We are not so secret anymore but we do have passion still xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not that Pretty.

It was a high school nickname

I beg to differ, not about being northern or a girl obviously.

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I'm not wild nor am I a cereal crop....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 2metres tall, so i guess my name is perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barebackbuttfuckingprincess.

Heaven knows why I chose that initially

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

[Removed by poster at 13/07/17 13:06:27]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a real doctor, in case you were wondering.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Hands up, neither of us are actually rabbits.

Sorry for the deception

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

Errrm........

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By *lacksausage OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"It's a username, in the grand scheme of things it's irrelevant, the only thing that matter is would you like to meet that person for whatever reason "

Please don't spoil our fun! We love living in the land of makebelief.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is actually Miss P but I fucking hate a 69

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh but I am an English rose

A rose by any other neame would neer smell so sweet

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I don't answer to Lucy

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Well I'm hoping we aren't gruesome hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I'm hoping we aren't gruesome hahaha

Quite the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dalliances are non existent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not even a goth."

You may have said my old username suited me though...

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By *onestjohn1962Man over a year ago

Sheffield

I am honest

... mostly

and I was born in 62

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Ok, I'll admit it. We're not that bendy or roos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, I'll admit it. We're not that bendy or roos.

Maybe not but you're fucking hot though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How about my name...

I am a ms but I am obviously not a small dog like creature with a bushy red tail

I'd foxx the shit outta you

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

I'm not tall...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Hands up, neither of us are actually rabbits.

Sorry for the deception

"Bright eyes, burning like fire"

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By *ishopstippleMan over a year ago

Purley

I'm not a Bishop.

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By *lacksausage OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"I'm not a Bishop."

You just spoilt my day, Bishop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We haven't got an itch but we're born in 66

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't got an itch but we're born in 66"

I've got an itch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not luscious but I am a lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We haven't got an itch but we're born in 66"

We're in kiddy r u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My names boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

"
your a milf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

I think a few might disagree ... you look luscious to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

You're kidding, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

You're kidding, right?

About the luscious part, i don't doubt that you're a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

your a milf"

Milf? I'm not a mum haha

Thanks for the compliments

I'm far from a lady in the bedroom but don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We weren't created in Jim Henson's creature workshop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

I think a few might disagree ... you look luscious to me "

Ironically in your sexiest pic i don't see any lingerie.

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By *ishopstippleMan over a year ago

Purley

"I'm not a Bishop.

You just spoilt my day, Bishop.

God bless you my son.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short and Scottish here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

I think a few might disagree ... you look luscious to me

Ironically in your sexiest pic i don't see any lingerie.

Haha i already admitted to being a fraud further up! But that wont be staying public for long it was for a bum pic thread ... i normally like to keep my public pics a bit of a tease which is where the lingerie comes in handy ... not usually one for getting out the whole kebab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

I think a few might disagree ... you look luscious to me

Ironically in your sexiest pic i don't see any lingerie.

If you remove your bum how on earth are you going to sit down?

Lingerie is great for a tease i agree but i'm still disappointed at the the loss of your delectable derriere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine is shavedkitty.. make of it what you want lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

I think a few might disagree ... you look luscious to me

Ironically in your sexiest pic i don't see any lingerie.

If you remove your bum how on earth are you going to sit down?

Lingerie is great for a tease i agree but i'm still disappointed at the the loss of your delectable derriere

haha well i wont be removing it just hiding it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have blue eyes, and I'm a female. It's pretty simple...

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

Had many profiles names in past as single fem and they were very apt to me & still even now lol

Lady aka CurvesCraves...

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By *iercedItMan over a year ago

North West

Mine isn't so much misleading as it's misread.

Lots of guys read it as PierceCLit rather than PiercedIT.

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By *lacksausage OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Mine isn't so much misleading as it's misread.

Lots of guys read it as PierceCLit rather than PiercedIT. "

Did you not know that a lot of guys go into a bar, hoping very much and thinking they were in a bra?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not luscious but I am a lady

I think a few might disagree ... you look luscious to me

Ironically in your sexiest pic i don't see any lingerie.

If you remove your bum how on earth are you going to sit down?

Lingerie is great for a tease i agree but i'm still disappointed at the the loss of your delectable derriere

haha well i wont be removing it just hiding it "

Guess i'm going to have to find something else to look at then when i need cheering up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A profile name like ' smooth fucker', you can get away with because let's face it, you can never tell till he is actually fucking. If you call yourself ' busty mistress' and I can see from your pictures that the biggest you can lay claim to is probably a ' C' cup, that is misleading. I am sure several examples are on here.

What if white milf was not even white? At least we can argue the milf bit etc.

Any other examples ? Please no name calling. Blacksausage for instance can become blackxxxx for this thread."

Erm

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By *lacksausage OP Man over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

What if white milf was not even white? At least we can argue the milf bit etc.

Any other examples ? Please no name calling. Blacksausage for instance can become blackxxxx for this thread.

Erm

Ern are you lost because someone mislaid you? Or are you actually lost because you just got here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine sucks but what every i put does not work and i cannot change it till next year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peach is my nickname due to my ass and face having peach fluff lol

Fuzz always has a stubbly chin (grrrr!) hence Peachfuzz

Always peachy keen too...

Peach x

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By *ipsxxCouple over a year ago

I have fab lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

KD Lang didn't really sing about me, nor am I really a "miss" (or a "Mrs" for that matter) as my pics will testify.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have fab lips

Both sets?

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By *ishopstippleMan over a year ago

Purley

"I have fab lips

so XX must mean your single then :lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have fab lips

I can't see from where i'm sat you tease but everything else looks damn fine..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant stay i have to dash!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are not new....

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"We are not new....

2 out of 3 aint bad.

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Mine.. there's nothing wild about me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peach is my nickname due to my ass and face having peach fluff lol

Fuzz always has a stubbly chin (grrrr!) hence Peachfuzz

Always peachy keen too...

Peach x "

I'm quite often fuzzy minded too

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's my real name.. honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's my real name.. honest "

So is mine

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