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Three Strikes and You're Out!
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"What are three mistakes someone could make on the first meet with you that would automatically make you turn down a second meet with them?"
They would only have to make one. Sometimes you just dont hit it off with someone or a second meet just isnt possible. But if they did one thing to piss me off then they wouldnt get a return match. Like the guy who walked in to a dinner party i was having and put a cider can down on my set table |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've seen a woman insert one bowling ball, a fair old way too, but ten is just impossible. "
I know i am going to regret asking but insert where?????  |
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I've seen a woman insert one bowling ball, a fair old way too, but ten is just impossible.
I know i am going to regret asking but insert where????? "
shit, soz, my mistake, i meant the bowling pin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore me to death with uninspiring conversations.
Bad personal hygiene.
Ungentlemanly behaviours."
i have to agree with you on bad hygene. I woudnt meet again under those circumstances.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We only ever play with couples and single men and the problems we've experienced have always been with couples where the girl wants to play with Siren, her partner wants to play with Siren too but when I want some fun they've said no, yet we've made it clear we're full swap or nothing. That's happened a couple of times but only in clubs. Single guys have never been a problem once we've decided on who we want to play with and they've always been courteous and respectful, and more importantly, they've remembered that I'm there too. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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a woman with a bigger cock than me
someone who answers the door and I scream instantly
a man who introduces himself as Harold Shipman and offers me a hot drink first |
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These are afew that really piss us off....
Arranging to meet then not turn up with no excuse or apology!
Saying they are bi when they clearly are not when playing!
Photos on profiles that are not what the person is like in the flesh....
Dishonesty....
Need we go on????
We just expect others to treat us with the same level of respect as we give them....to much to ask???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant stand peeps that go on and on about how fantastic they are.....
We had a meet with 2 couples the first couple kept telling us they wouldnt dream of playing with the others because they were beneth them. We made our excuses and left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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after being invited round for a morning call...
A lady wearing skanky slippers
and wearing a skanky dressing gown
and just that feeling of 'have you showered yet?'...
goodbye
all for real, after a couple of previously good meets |
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Ok firstly, lack of eye contact, without that nothing is gona happen!
Looking like they have just rolled out of the pub and stinking of beer!
Attempting to play bare back!!!!
Yes they have all happened too! grrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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lack of personal hygiene (esp bad breath)
insincerity (eg inattention cos too busy watching partner)
disrespect - (eg taking or suggesting photos and saying "It's all right, won't show your face".)  |
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Knocking one out on the doorstep whilst waiting for me to answer the bell.
Turning up with a bottle of formaldehyde.
Wearing ladies underwear and realising they belong to my mum.
Those 3 might put me off meeting them again.
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Attempting to play bareback, had that one recently.
Being too big for normal condoms, yet not supplying their own, that do fit, and suggesting it would be so much better, and easier if they went bareback.
Not bringing their own condoms. I prefer to use my own, but at least make an effort!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knocking one out on the doorstep whilst waiting for me to answer the bell.
Turning up with a bottle of formaldehyde.
Wearing ladies underwear and realising they belong to my mum.
Those 3 might put me off meeting them again.
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only MIGHT put you of!!!! lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knocking one out on the doorstep whilst waiting for me to answer the bell.
Turning up with a bottle of formaldehyde.
Wearing ladies underwear and realising they belong to my mum.
Those 3 might put me off meeting them again.
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*hides bottle and changes underwear quickly*
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