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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the best status you've ever seen ?
Chaps loved mine last week ....
Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid ...a unicorn dies !
What is your favourite FAB status
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My own one from last week..
"I need something as satisfying as a Twix when you're really hungry""
I like that - one of my girly friends on fab had a kitkat instead of twice on her status (similar to yours) and he turned up with it .......18 months later - they are married and a baby on the way ... FAB STATUS - chocolate marriage and babies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" What's the best status you've ever seen ?
Chaps loved mine last week ....
Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn't get laid ...a unicorn dies !
What is your favourite FAB status
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Property of TheSlutHunter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I had something along the lines of...
'A first for me. Just cleaned out the heat exchanger on my tumble dryer. Remember girls, that should be done monthly...'"
And that brought them flocking to you my sweet .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to play with my Penis Fly Swatter?  "
Wow how inventive ?
NOT TRUE THOUGH - can a man use it as a fly swatter ?
Mind you a penis has many capabilities.. |
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over a year ago
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"Mine 
Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives  "
That's fantastic .... so nobel .... we need to do our bit for the male race ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine
Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives
That's fantastic .... so nobel .... we need to do our bit for the male race ! "
I know the benefits of that, they have saved my life twice already |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine
Apparently a regular Blow Job can lower a man's risk of heart disease. I'm not stingy. I want to save lives  yours wins lol . my hearts feeling a bit weak today "
Good try - I think you need to send out an appeal ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines a bit pants today but it's honest
Yes it is pants .... change it ....I make scrummy cakes ladies ... let me make you a tea ... mwah xx
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I make scrummy cakes ladies ... let me make you a tasty treat ... |
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