Often. My first wife farted in bed once and started wafting it about, in retaliation, saying "pwoaarr smell that". Little did she know, i'd let out a long silent but filthy, which she was busy sniffing up and gratifying herself with, while i cried into my pillow with laughter  |
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"Often. My first wife farted in bed once and started wafting it about, in retaliation, saying "pwoaarr smell that". Little did she know, i'd let out a long silent but filthy, which she was busy sniffing up and gratifying herself with, while i cried into my pillow with laughter "
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