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Grandad Won't Swing....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have been interested in swinging for some time now.

Sadly , Grandad Crumpet isn't so keen.

I've tried to get him into it by kissing Granny GingerLoaf for an inappropriate length of time when she arrives.

He carries on reading the obituaries and saying .... ooo there's another one we knew! She's reported me to the vice squad.

I'm getting so desparate for new cock that I've threatened to stop starching his dog collar!

Any suggestions?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I'll drill you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If both parties arent interested your wasting your time, now delete your single profile and go bake scones.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll drill you."

You'll get burnt buttocks young man. Put your panties on when you go out in the sun x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If both parties arent interested your wasting your time, now delete your single profile and go bake scones.

I only want him to whack one up some unsuspecting parishioner...... not too much to ask is it ?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I'll drill you."

Watch it granny he may have funky spunk.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love it if you need a male I'll join ya lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well Gran your welcome to come stay with me .... and come rock the boat .... we can have a feast you pick some i will too and we can feed ourselfs all weekend long , lol xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Careful Jo .. I might just take you up on that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll drill you."

I'd think I had died and gone to funky heaven if you drilled me ...

FM's benign stalker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll drill you.

I'd think I had died and gone to funky heaven if you drilled me ...

FM's benign stalker"

Bloody hell I never get responses like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Careful Jo .. I might just take you up on that. "
my lovely boat on the broads sleep 8 , lol xxx be fun rocking xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if u need a different cock maybe u shouldnt be in a relationship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only want him to whack one up some unsuspecting parishioner...... not too much to ask is it ?"

May I ask if its "Father Grandpa"? If so you may be using the wrong bait.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'll drill you.

I'd think I had died and gone to funky heaven if you drilled me ...

FM's benign stalker

Bloody hell I never get responses like that

I wouldn't get too jealous, she is weird and keeps short people in her garden shed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh Come on. Just cos I married him in a blind monogomous moment doesn't mean I can't get down there and rub up some one elses rollers !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

try knitting instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get him on the holy communion wine soon sort him right out Granny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll drill you.

I'd think I had died and gone to funky heaven if you drilled me ...

FM's benign stalker

Bloody hell I never get responses like that

I wouldn't get too jealous, she is weird and keeps short people in her garden shed."

Haha sounds like perfect women then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooohhhh Granny, you and Mr. can come on my carmens any time.

If I entice him with a glimpse of my lacy bed jacket do you think he may be tempted?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ooooohhhh Granny, you and Mr. can come on my carmens any time.

If I entice him with a glimpse of my lacy bed jacket do you think he may be tempted? "

He may be once winter sets in Laine.... but what will you wear ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

Fuck! Keep going you two, I'm wanking. Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

Fuck! Keep going you two, I'm wanking. Mmmmmmm"

Liberal sprinklings of cold lavender water for you young man!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

Fuck! Keep going you two, I'm wanking. Mmmmmmm

Liberal sprinklings of cold lavender water for you young man! "

Nearly there...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

One dark night he told me it was putty in my hands... a familiar smell told me he lied.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

Fuck! Keep going you two, I'm wanking. Mmmmmmm

Liberal sprinklings of cold lavender water for you young man!

Nearly there..."

That's it! I'm taking my teeth out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have the flanelette nighty and bed socks, he'll be putty in my hands...ooer....maybe NOT what's required.

One dark night he told me it was putty in my hands... a familiar smell told me he lied."

ooh hoo hell I'm off to change my tena!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

JIZZ BANG WOLLAP SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

Finished!

Thanks girls xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Laine .... leave it on Funky likes it that way.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Told you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Splooooosh ...... not into the fishbowl again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Splooooosh ...... not into the fishbowl again?"

Hit the tena

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Laine ..... grim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a filthy minx.

think Mr Crumpet will be interested now?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Splooooosh ...... not into the fishbowl again?

Hit the tena "

That is so hot. Hard again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Splooooosh ...... not into the fishbowl again?

Hit the tena

That is so hot. Hard again."

Freak!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hello Tittsierosta ....how are you ?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Splooooosh ...... not into the fishbowl again?

Hit the tena

That is so hot. Hard again.

Freak!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Tittsierosta ....how are you ?"

Long time no spar Gran- just a thought but you could take graps teeth out then he can't argue with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gramps not graps!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's quite simply Granny, tie the bugger up and cuckold him if he refuses to play.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hello Tittsierosta ....how are you ?

Long time no spar Gran- just a thought but you could take graps teeth out then he can't argue with you?

His suck was always worse than his bite!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Tittsierosta ....how are you ?

Long time no spar Gran- just a thought but you could take graps teeth out then he can't argue with you?

His suck was always worse than his bite!"

Well that would be one way to initiate him- drop him in at the deep end

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

i think everyone is being rude to the OP.

The usual suspects..."clique" have been quick to condemn her desire to have a quick roll with the verger, whilst Grandpa performs for the WI.

However you have all failed to help in any way.Typical juvenile behavior.The OP has only been on the site 2 weeks, is it any surprise newbies dont post?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi Jem! I offered to shag grandpa!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Oi Jem! I offered to shag grandpa!

Great, what time?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Does Grandpa take a length?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Oi Jem! I offered to shag grandpa!

i am offended you didnt take my complaint seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi Jem! I offered to shag grandpa!

i am offended you didnt take my complaint seriously

I've only been here eight weeks myself. Forgive my flippancy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ah fuck it, go on then granny, i'll av a go of ya! waybe rooneys my distant cousin an he said that the oldies are the best. . . . . . but to make sure i use plenty of lube cos many old dears dont get as moist as they used to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*wayne

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