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Wank in a pot - aka fertility test.

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By *lowhands7 OP   Man  over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

Need to take a sperm sample to the hospital within half hour of depositing the sample in a tub... Now, that doesn't leave much time to get there and therefore the thought of a cheap wank in a humid, bleach smelling toilet doesn't fill me with excitement either.

Wouldn't it be better if they provided a wank room?! Somewhere where you can enjoy the task in hand (literally) while watching a bit of porn or invite a partner along to help!! Any other ideas/tips welcome?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

having gone through extensive and unsuccessful fertility investigations and treatment some years ago, i would say maybe think that the NHS have better things to do than worry about than whether you have a comfortable enough room to wank in. Having a wank in a non-conducive atmosphere pales into complete insignificance compared to the uncomfortable and sometimes painful procedures that women will undergo during fertility investigations. Get a bit of perspective!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watch porn on phone although this site seems to make guys horny.. Good luck

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By *ild_oatsMan  over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Reminds me of the time I provided samples for a lesbian couple for their diy AI. That was a clinical experience even in the comfort of someone's home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

70% live sperm here on my last test

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By *lowhands7 OP   Man  over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)


"having gone through extensive and unsuccessful fertility investigations and treatment some years ago, i would say maybe think that the NHS have better things to do than worry about than whether you have a comfortable enough room to wank in. Having a wank in a non-conducive atmosphere pales into complete insignificance compared to the uncomfortable and sometimes painful procedures that women will undergo during fertility investigations. Get a bit of perspective!"

Perhaps you are taking this a little too seriously..

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

I think the NHS has enough wankers to deal with on a fri/sat night?

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