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WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!! "
Yes dress a cock wasn't on the list......
It could be added  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its just a cock 
Yep only 1%
However its multifunction maybe the reason for it prolification on here..... "
I would have thought senses like smell, touch, sight, hearing have far greater multifunction than a penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."
Youre a catch then ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."
It must be difficult to NOT be occupied whilst it finishes a tournament ..... will it be playing in the Nationals by any chance - there maybe a few fannies watching I hear !!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish.
It must be difficult to NOT be occupied whilst it finishes a tournament ..... will it be playing in the Nationals by any chance - there maybe a few fannies watching I hear !!!
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To be total honest. Sometimes I'll just nap while it's playing. Or read a book. If I fidget too much it loses concentration and starts tutting and giving me " the look"
Things are looking good for the nationals. Especially for a newcomer. I'm starting to worry about what happens to me if it gets an agent. We might have to go our separate ways.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."
 that's hilarious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please. "
Oh...the windmill! That's hilarious to watch, and only guys with a good length while flaccid can achieve this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "
Have you never watched 'Puppetry of the Penis? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish.
It must be difficult to NOT be occupied whilst it finishes a tournament ..... will it be playing in the Nationals by any chance - there maybe a few fannies watching I hear !!!
To be total honest. Sometimes I'll just nap while it's playing. Or read a book. If I fidget too much it loses concentration and starts tutting and giving me " the look"
Things are looking good for the nationals. Especially for a newcomer. I'm starting to worry about what happens to me if it gets an agent. We might have to go our separate ways.
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Unfortunately if u separate - it's a STRAPON for u - ACE will have advice as he doesn't have one ..... u do get to choose colours and sizes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there anyone on here who can do that propellor thing? I gotta know, pics please. "
Ok another function added to the list .... I've not seen that - I want to see it now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use it as a towel hanger
Stir cold drinks with it
Poke someone in the eye
Use it as a serving device for ring donuts
XXX"
Some good suggestions - have these been implemented and proven functions ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!!
Yes dress a cock wasn't on the list......
It could be added "
There is a guy on here who does actually have glasses on his cock !!! Why oh why is beyond me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Peaches handy tip of the day
When hanging new curtains with wooden rings, thread said rings onto a nearby erect penis, now they are easily in reach preventing the need to go up and down the ladder
I thank you x
Peach x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've seen a profile of 97 cock pics. Very proud owner alert  "
- ok why -
are there 97 functions -
if they were action shots like our melon man PAC man pic or our Kellogg's pic man I understand - JUST WHY !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait 1% by what metric volume or mass?"
Actually less than 1%!!
I was going to quote the data source however I didn't think others would be interested so as I said in original post - relaxed internet source ...... we could gather fab data - perhaps it will be 1.5% then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5gjdbrd7dff
Typing"
Of course typing - now I bet a few have been true keyboard warriors - and tried that
Sword / lazer fighting..... forgot that one
And pee writing - forgot that one too ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I use mine as an open book holder sometimes & something to hang my flannel (when erect) whilst having a shower  "
Mmmm so a fastener for keeping things open ....
Book opener added to list -
perhaps this is the reason for so many cock pics - no wonder men are so proud of their multi faceted tool set ! |
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"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "
Being measu_ed apparently....in a variety of result-enhancing ways....
I've never bothe_ed to do that.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the 'hilarious' cock shot when you put sunglasses above it. Thus transforming it into what I can only imagine is supposed to be a very hairy sunbathing baby elephant. Many lol.  "
Well I did have on the list porn actor for those special vids we do occasionally receive from you chaps however comedic actor will be added to the list and animal impersonator (baby elephant sunbathing) added |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its even been know to make some people happy.... Shocking isn't it...
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Feel good factor / antidepressant natural substitute / vitamin D substitute / Comedy movie substitute .... good point !
It makes people happy added to the list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Peaches handy tip of the day
When hanging new curtains with wooden rings, thread said rings onto a nearby erect penis, now they are easily in reach preventing the need to go up and down the ladder
I thank you x
Peach x
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Well of course home and garden tips - ring holder added to list |
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"The Penis fly swatter
Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????
Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!! "
Brb, just going to find a dead fly & then cleverly video myself swatting it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Penis fly swatter
Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????
Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!!
Brb, just going to find a dead fly & then cleverly video myself swatting it "
Needs to be ur profile pick - I want to see this now xx |
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"The Penis fly swatter
Now this is not true .... is this from personal experience ????
Not on the list unless you have proof and supporters !!!
Brb, just going to find a dead fly & then cleverly video myself swatting it
Needs to be ur profile pick - I want to see this now xx "
Sorry, I'm currently sat in my office working hard |
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"You could use it to glaze a fruit pie in egg wash if you didn't have a conventional pastry brush to hand.
NO
NO
NO
NOT ADDED TO LIST "
Due to the heat that the oven would be set at it's not as unhygienic as first thought |
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By *am SnugMan
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't just a cock. It has it's own brain. Recently it's taken up chess and is making quite an impact at county level.
I don't play, so it's bloody boring having to sit around at tournaments waiting for it to finish."
Guess you could call yourself a Prawn Star! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about penis puppetry?
Aussie guys seen many moons ago in Edinburgh festival show.
The guys shaped and twisted cocks and balls into all sorts of shapes and items...from beef burger and a bun
To all other weird things
Very funny
Who can do a beef burger and bun? Haha
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A utensil for serving onion rings?
A kitchen-roll holder?
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This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ?? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"A utensil for serving onion rings?
A kitchen-roll holder?
This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ?? "
I might nibble on the onion rings, while they are still on the holder  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When i forget to put a watch on, and if it's sunny, I use it as a sundial..... "
Sundial added .... wow the list is certainly helping me understand why u chaps insist on so many pics of ur cocks ....
The thing is I think pics need to be in situ - sundial, onion ring holder, puppet etc
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A utensil for serving onion rings?
A kitchen-roll holder?
This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??
I might nibble on the onion rings, while they are still on the holder "
I thought the same .... no more Haribo pics - it will be hot onion rings pics ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You would think it would enable a man to piss straight whilst standing but judging by some of the public toilets around here i'm not so sure. "
So is it capable of misdirection ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!! "
Haha I did!! (Kind of) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thermometer, can be placed in the mouth or anus to see if the persons internal temperature is warm.
Chew toy when you just need to chew on something.
Steadying device, if you lose your balanace you could grab on to the nearest penis.
The most obvious one is a tool to see if your man is happy, like don't approach a dog with a still tail, don't approach a cat with a moving tail, when the penis is stiff you know it's safe to approach a man.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!! "
Even fabbed it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You would think it would enable a man to piss straight whilst standing but judging by some of the public toilets around here i'm not so sure.
So is it capable of misdirection ?
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It would appear so, especially after a few beers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thermometer, can be placed in the mouth or anus to see if the persons internal temperature is warm.
Chew toy when you just need to chew on something.
Steadying device, if you lose your balanace you could grab on to the nearest penis.
The most obvious one is a tool to see if your man is happy, like don't approach a dog with a still tail, don't approach a cat with a moving tail, when the penis is stiff you know it's safe to approach a man.
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So an symbol of friendliness- I'll accept that on the list it goes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is capable of many things
Painting abstracts perhaps ???
Show me the canvas
Pablo Penisasso...
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Oh clap hands for the funny man - I shall call Private Parts that next time he comes for abstract lessons ..good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can fly with it by spinning it around like a helicoptor
On the list very early on - apparently this is a common use for it "
It has to be over a certain size but we dont like doing it as it scares the neighbours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now don't get stealing my idea but I'm off to dragons den as I've drilled a bigger hole in a widget spinner to fit on mine.
It's such a simple idea but is so therapeutical and beats my stress balls idea as that was just really painful and Duncan Banatine said Nooooooooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wang shapes?
Ah puppetry of the penis  "
Mmmm being a puppet seems as popular as the helicopter .... both on the list much earlier however thank u for the mental refresh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now don't get stealing my idea but I'm off to dragons den as I've drilled a bigger hole in a widget spinner to fit on mine.
It's such a simple idea but is so therapeutical and beats my stress balls idea as that was just really painful and Duncan Banatine said Nooooooooooo "
Well when mass produced we will add it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now don't get stealing my idea but I'm off to dragons den as I've drilled a bigger hole in a widget spinner to fit on mine.
It's such a simple idea but is so therapeutical and beats my stress balls idea as that was just really painful and Duncan Banatine said Nooooooooooo
Well when mass produced we will add it "
I garrenttee you will see it takes the world by storm.You won't be able to go past a cafe or go on the bus or even the local hairdressers without seeing people spinning there love truncheon widget spinners.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "
Well what about all the ladies profiles with 20/30/40+ pics of just her tits or just her pussy or just her ass?
So what else are tits capable of?
Or just a vagina on its own? Or her ass?
What is any of it capable of?
Its a really stupid question really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It can be used as a dibber for gardening... erm, so I've been told. 
Is a dibber - for making holes in the soil for seed planting ? "
Right googled it - yes added to the list ... definitely a good idea - night planting too ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Replacement sherbet dabber for if you drop your lolly on the floor  "
Now we are talking .... dip it in the bag and .... well u know .....
I can see chaps and sherbet bags (do u have those in the uk - its in bags in Australia ) no more haribos - come lick the sherbet - replacement sticks noted |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Replacement sherbet dabber for if you drop your lolly on the floor
Now we are talking .... dip it in the bag and .... well u know .....
I can see chaps and sherbet bags (do u have those in the uk - its in bags in Australia ) no more haribos - come lick the sherbet - replacement sticks noted "
We have a proud history of sherbert dib-dabs and sherbert fountains here in the UK... |
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"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF?
Well what about all the ladies profiles with 20/30/40+ pics of just her tits or just her pussy or just her ass?
So what else are tits capable of?
Or just a vagina on its own? Or her ass?
What is any of it capable of?
Its a really stupid question really"
I quite enjoyed the question personally. Looks like lots of others did too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is capable of many things
Painting abstracts perhaps ???
Show me the canvas
Pablo Penisasso...
Oh clap hands for the funny man - I shall call Private Parts that next time he comes for abstract lessons ..good one "
haha will you now |
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"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a well known fact ! if you are having a picnic, and the fly's are pestering you, by buzzing around your head and food. Do the gentlemanly thing, and flop your cock out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Use it as a towel hanger
Stir cold drinks with it
Poke someone in the eye
Use it as a serving device for ring donuts
XXX
Some good suggestions - have these been implemented and proven functions ? "
I will force my FWB to try these activities, he can poke another lady in the eye though xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WHAT ELSE IS A PENIS CAPABLE OF?
BRILL!!! LOVE IT LOL
What if I went to a profile and there were 13 penis pics .... I would think JUST WHY?????
So on this thought I did some light internet research.
DO YOU REALISE that a penis represents less than one percent of the total male human anatomy!
I was AMAZED. Penis less than 1% OMG
If it's less than one percent why 13 pics?
The penis impact upon the psyche can be profound it said!
They carry it
Pee with it
Talk to it
Compare with it
Have sex with it
Control it
Play with it
Impress others with it (it can do the sexual act),
Hide it
Show it off
Blame it
Name it
Groom it
Talk about it
Adjust it
Expose it to the great outdoors
Make it a porn star in its own vids
and
Find a friend FOR IT to play with
Is this the reason men make it their profile pic and send it to us?
WHAT ELSE IS IT CAPABLE OF? "
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By *eegMan
over a year ago
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"A utensil for serving onion rings?
A kitchen-roll holder?
This does have issues - how long would it keep the kitchen roll on and how do we remove the onion rings ??
I might nibble on the onion rings, while they are still on the holder "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are profiles out there with 30 or more. Some people even go gold to break the 50 pics barrier so they can have more cock pics. By that point I'd be so determined to vary the pics that I'd have made little tiny sunglasses and a false moustache for it!!
Yes dress a cock wasn't on the list......
It could be added
There is a guy on here who does actually have glasses on his cock !!! Why oh why is beyond me "
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
What a fun thread
However, I'm amazed that no-one has mentioned the most magical power a hard penis has...
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It's magical ability to stop a woman talking!
Unless she talks with her mouth full of course
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"What a fun thread
However, I'm amazed that no-one has mentioned the most magical power a hard penis has...
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It's magical ability to stop a woman talking!
Unless she talks with her mouth full of course
(I'm going to hide now )"
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