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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Current fashion of turned up knee length denim shorts accompanied with plimsolls.
Crocs. Just don't get me started. The holes are where your dignity drains from.
Longer at the back t-shirts. Just why.
Snap backs. Look ridiculous.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stupid oversized 'snap back ' caps. Worn back to front, it has chav written all over it& especially when just perched on the head like a nervous budgie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where to start!!!
Crocs are wrong on anyone, likewise with Baseball Caps.
Joggers as casual or god forbid best.
White pants
Short sleeve shirt and a tie.
3/4 trousers
Hankie hats
Socks and sandals
Flip flops with manky feet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3/4 length pants, what the hell were guys thinking this was a good look 
Over to you guys, what men's fashion has you wondering why oh why?"
3/4 length pants ??? I wear boxers  |
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Who thought it would be a good idea to bring back tank tops and cardigans for men? Seriously! When I was a kid they were something your parents made you wear for special occasions. They are called "Nodads" for a reason! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently my grandad tops that I posted on here last week went down like Theresa May at Chams with a used set of love eggs..  "
I bought one the other day to see what it looked like. I quite like it |
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By *ew2878Man
over a year ago
Warminster |
"Who thought it would be a good idea to bring back tank tops and cardigans for men? Seriously! When I was a kid they were something your parents made you wear for special occasions. They are called "Nodads" for a reason!"
I wear both of these and love them |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"Apparently my grandad tops that I posted on here last week went down like Theresa May at Chams with a used set of love eggs..
I bought one the other day to see what it looked like. I quite like it "
Good man....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pink shirts on men, no matter what shade. Wrong, wrong, wrong! 
I still disagree lol I have some lovely pink t-shirts with the low v neck"
It ain't pink it's salmon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Polo or short sleeved shirts buttoned right up under the chin.
Bare ankles with dress shoes.
Or even worse buttoned up polo shirt with bare ankles and dress shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Polo or short sleeved shirts buttoned right up under the chin.
Bare ankles with dress shoes.
Or even worse buttoned up polo shirt with bare ankles and dress shoes "
I have a couple mates that do all of that... Just makes me go cold thinking of it...  |
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"Polo or short sleeved shirts buttoned right up under the chin.
Bare ankles with dress shoes.
Or even worse buttoned up polo shirt with bare ankles and dress shoes
I have a couple mates that do all of that... Just makes me go cold thinking of it... "
Do they roll their trousers up too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Polo or short sleeved shirts buttoned right up under the chin.
Bare ankles with dress shoes.
Or even worse buttoned up polo shirt with bare ankles and dress shoes
I have a couple mates that do all of that... Just makes me go cold thinking of it...
Do they roll their trousers up too? "
I am guilty of the rolled up denim shorts mentioned above, but not with plimsoles  |
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"Polo or short sleeved shirts buttoned right up under the chin.
Bare ankles with dress shoes.
Or even worse buttoned up polo shirt with bare ankles and dress shoes
I have a couple mates that do all of that... Just makes me go cold thinking of it...
Do they roll their trousers up too?
I am guilty of the rolled up denim shorts mentioned above, but not with plimsoles "
No they are perfectly acceptable. It's when you go for the wideboy look. I will find an image |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Double denim...."
God yes...was guilty of this in my yoof!! And recently threw on my denim jacket as it was chilly out, only to be horrified to realise, when I got halfway down the road, that I was wearing denim shorts!! |
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"No guy over 21 should wear blue denim jeans. If over 40 they should be shot on sight.
Oh well that's me on the look out for snipers every time I go out now then!! "
Delete my post. Just remembered I bought a pair at Tescos last week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anything a fat guy wears
lol,,not that I'm suggesting a fat guy should walk about naked 
When they are so fat their t-shirt is too short and then have a fat gut hanging out "
yuk,yuk,yuk,,same goes for both sexes mind you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anything a fat guy wears
lol,,not that I'm suggesting a fat guy should walk about naked
When they are so fat their t-shirt is too short and then have a fat gut hanging out "
Lol bit harsh that but funny X |
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Large men wearing trousers that are probably 6 to 8 " narrower than their waist, somehow staying put below their sextuplets pregnancy bulge of a belly. Buy your size only.
Silly little plimsol shoes worn with just about anything
Overpriced labels, garments thrown together because they're very expensive and branded but without good style or taste, screaming to keep yourself well away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some really nice retro short shorts or ripped skinny jeans look lush but yh 3/4 length shorts look shit wouldn't be seen dead in stuff like that or joggers or trackies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ripped jeans, skinny jeans, Schmedium sized shirts, flip flops or sandals, and anything pink
Flip flops are fucking HOT."
On women with their toes done. Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ripped jeans, skinny jeans, Schmedium sized shirts, flip flops or sandals, and anything pink
Flip flops are fucking HOT.
On women with their toes done. Yes"
On guys with shorts and chunky legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pink shirts on men, no matter what shade. Wrong, wrong, wrong!
I LOVE a pink shirt on a man. I also love floral shirts. "
Floral shirts should be bought and LEFT in Hawaii |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pink shirts on men, no matter what shade. Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Ooh no I love a man in a pink shirt - has to be the right kind of pink though!
Just for reference, which is the right kind? "
Not pink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No guy over 21 should wear blue denim jeans. If over 40 they should be shot on sight.
Oh well that's me on the look out for snipers every time I go out now then!!
Delete my post. Just remembered I bought a pair at Tescos last week."
Theres your problem. Buying your jeans at tescos |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Jesus I sound like a fashion failure 
I am known to live in footy tops when not in the office along with adidas tracksuit bottoms
On dress down Fridays in the office I wear button up polo shirts
I love white classic trainers
I do like wearing jeans with funky tshirt when I can't wear football tops |
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"Pink shirts on men, no matter what shade. Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Ooh no I love a man in a pink shirt - has to be the right kind of pink though!
Just for reference, which is the right kind? "
Hard to explain - pale pink is fine, a deep died pink with a leaning toward the blue end of the spectrum is best - never salmon pink or cheap 'barbie' pink, they are always bleugh lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jewellery
Skinny jeans...real men don't fit in skinny jeans 
Skinny jeans with a slim fit white shirt "
Donning a full beard an a leather satchel....and very pointy black polished shoes. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man. Never knew so many people had problems with skinny jeans. They show off your calves so well!
- Football shirts (you look like a child)
- Cargo trousers/ shorts
- Shorts with a polo (standard, "I'm a dad and it's warm outside")
- Novelty t-shirts or t-shirts that just say things like "Brooklyn 1885".
- Anything ill fitting really. Learn your size and choose accordingly! |
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The biggest faux pas men make is poor tailoring. There are still plenty of tailors, but definitely not getting enough business. It's criminal. Your body shape will change over time; so do something about your jackets, shirts and trousers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jewellery
Skinny jeans...real men don't fit in skinny jeans
Skinny jeans with a slim fit white shirt
Donning a full beard an a leather satchel....and very pointy black polished shoes. . "
Ditch the full beard and you've pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do like a man who can pull off an Haiwaian shirt.
I'm thinking of you Seeside (be afraid) "
I don't know what Disney you've been watching. But no man can pull off a haiwaian shirt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fat women in leggings that have streached so much they are transparent and worse with a thong! Under no circumstances should a thong contain more fabric than my tshirt."
WTF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fat women in leggings that have streached so much they are transparent and worse with a thong! Under no circumstances should a thong contain more fabric than my tshirt.
WTF? "
wasn't me...
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"3/4 length pants, what the hell were guys thinking this was a good look
Over to you guys, what men's fashion has you wondering why oh why?"
Oh god, those silly silly buggers with top nots or neck/head tattos . Cringgggeee |
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Current 'fashion' is atrocious. Skin tight jeans above their ankles, no socks, loafers, work shoes or boat shoes. Ridiculously long t-shirts that look like dresses, which are usually too tight as well. |
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