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Your just a pair of limericks!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's try this.
Say your in. I'll pair you up with someone and you come back into the thread with a limerick for each other.
You might get another male / female if the numbers don't add up, but it is just fun.
E.g.
Misterbee is a lonely Manc
Who's ti_ed of having a wank
FaF doesn't work
And he resides to jerk
As his flirting is drawing a blank.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a young man called Errol.
Some say he might've been feral.
He scratches and bites,
There's a chance he has mites,
So meet with him at your own peril!
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"There once was a young man called Errol.
Some say he might've been feral.
He scratches and bites,
There's a chance he has mites,
So meet with him at your own peril!
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It would be hurtful if it wasn't so true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a young man called Errol.
Some say he might've been feral.
He scratches and bites,
There's a chance he has mites,
So meet with him at your own peril!
It would be hurtful if it wasn't so true."
Its hard to rhyme Errol  |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"There once was a young man called Errol.
Some say he might've been feral.
He scratches and bites,
There's a chance he has mites,
So meet with him at your own peril!
It would be hurtful if it wasn't so true.
Its hard to rhyme Errol "
There once was a chap from Wrexham
Who joined Fab in the hopes that he'd get some
But no-one would play
So at home he did stay
Masturbating until he was numb |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a lady called Spanish brunette
Who's hair is the colour of jet
I tried out my luck
Asked her fancy a fuck
But she hasn't got back to me yet  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i shall try and make this an ok ditty
_emini man has great pics and is witty
has a sexy bi lady
can sometimes be crazy
wish they lived nearer my city
Love it...thank you "
we did ok didnt we - im a gemini too btw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just sitting here watching the telly
Drew's hunting for salvage all smelly
I'd rather be romping
Or kissing or bonking
With angiebu, _eli or Kelly  "
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Fair game. That's brilliant. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
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i shall try and make this an ok ditty
_emini man has great pics and is witty
has a sexy bi lady
can sometimes be crazy
wish they lived nearer my city
Love it...thank you
we did ok didnt we - im a gemini too btw"
That we did Must be the Geminian in us!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sitting here watching the telly
Drew's hunting for salvage all smelly
I'd rather be romping
Or kissing or bonking
With angiebu, _eli or Kelly "
haha very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mister bee started a limerick thread
rhymes a plenty it has to be said
the giggles increase
we will never have peace
todays lesson - dont believe all you read
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upon perving bunnyhops pics,
I get my sexual kicks,
That smooth looking pussy,
Looks tasty and juicy,
bunnyhop bunnyhop,
Once I start to pop, I simply wont stop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sexyspecs sexyspecs with statuses so fine,
A woman well read and looking sublime,
with her jugtastic tits and her other hot bits,
she gives me the raging horn,
Nuff said about popcorn! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"mister bee started a limerick thread
rhymes a plenty it has to be said
the giggles increase
we will never have peace
todays lesson - dont believe all you read
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I didn't ask for one. Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Misterbee the OP of the post,
was in one day making some toast,
he ran out of marg and butter,
getting himself into a flutter,
So wanked on the toast and spread it thick,
Misterbee...you are really sick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll just write this down
Whilst wearing a frown
Knowing Piece of Cake will do better
But I kid you not the guy really does look hot
Whilst wearing a shirt getting himself wetter.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mister bee started a limerick thread
rhymes a plenty it has to be said
the giggles increase
we will never have peace
todays lesson - dont believe all you read
I didn't ask for one. Thank you. "
some things you get without asking - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sexyspecs sexyspecs with statuses so fine,
A woman well read and looking sublime,
with her jugtastic tits and her other hot bits,
she gives me the raging horn,
Nuff said about popcorn!"
Popcorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Princess peach lay on the beach,
the weather was hot and very sticky,
she got so horny and needed a quickie,
with no toys at hand,
she sculpted some sand,
into the shape of a very big dickie. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Lady Lick has some super fine pics
With strawberries, flowers and knicks
She is an absolute star
I admire from afar
And I'd love to give her a few licks
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I love that. Didn't see I'd been pai_ed up I thought MrB had given up. I'll have a think.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just write this down
Whilst wearing a frown
Knowing Piece of Cake will do better
But I kid you not the guy really does look hot
Whilst wearing a shirt getting himself wetter.
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I don't think sexyspecs wears glasses
It would appear she's lying to the masses
Ill try and be passive
And say her tits are massive
But if she was my teacher I would attend all her classes |
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