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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on, share the worst, cringiest chat-up lines you've ever heard.

Funniest one I ever heard was a mate of mine from back when I was a teenager who reckoned he had actually gone up to a woman and said "are you a prossie or do you always stand like that?" Knowing him as I did, he probably socially oblivious enough to really use that line, and I imagine would almost certainly have received a slap for his troubles!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple  over a year ago

home sweet home

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get in the van

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

"I have a profile in Fab, are you a swinger?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again'

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By *xplicitMan  over a year ago

donegal

Ill bang you like a caravan door on a windy day..

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Do you want a drink?

That's great. Go and get one cos I'm gonna chat ya mate up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I make you with baby

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Do you want a drink?

That's great. Go and get one cos I'm gonna chat ya mate up"

Hahaha

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By *orum TrollWoman  over a year ago

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you've got me hard

meh, so what...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Excuse me i lost my number...can i have yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call nuts on a wall?

Walnuts

What do you call nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts

What do you call nuts on your chin?

My dick in your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again'"
hahaha. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Can I smell your armpits?'

'NO!'

'Oh it must be your feet then'

'SLAAAAAP'

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By *am SnugMan  over a year ago

East Mids

Nice legs ... what time do they open?

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