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over a year ago
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"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.
Salmon Paste
I love salmon paste
Jo!!!! Nooooooooo lol"
Ooopsy I deny all knowledge in liking salmon paste |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.
Salmon Paste
Thought you would prefer crab.
You taking the piss out of my walk ?"
As if you would. How are your piles anyway?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket 
Dry roasted myself 
I do really like dry roasted but only with a. Ice cold beer... and warm bum of course  "
Oh yes ....would have to agree with you there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
Holy moly  typo
Salted*
I would never slate cashews they are one of my favourites... like Jos bum
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew? "
You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
New word for salted ..."
I thought you had to verbally abuse it or something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. "
That's it...slated. |
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea. "
That escalated quickly 
I have a bag of cashews crying being consoled by a handful of almonds that profess to be nut straight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bout time someone hijacked the nut cupboard thread.
Salmon Paste
Thought you would prefer crab.
You taking the piss out of my walk ?"
Stop giving it all that*
*does hand pincers. Joke doesn't work in written word  |
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There's a few folk in my cupboard now...
Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews
They aren't that bad the cashews "
I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here
Just rooting around hands free |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There's a few folk in my cupboard now...
Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews
They aren't that bad the cashews
I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here
Just rooting around hands free "
Just mouths remember |
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There's a few folk in my cupboard now...
Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews
They aren't that bad the cashews
I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here
Just rooting around hands free
Just mouths remember "
Indeed with tied hands remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a few folk in my cupboard now...
Best stock up more nuts, especially dry roasted and bastard cashews
They aren't that bad the cashews
I know but they caused a bit of slating grief earlier they are on a warning, we don't want any trouble in here
Just rooting around hands free
Just mouths remember
Indeed with tied hands remember "
Oh I'm remembering .... hands tied and mouths only |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jo you're in charge of the cupboard
I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week 
Ps watch those cashews ! "
Oh my ...im in charge ...something terrible could happen
Enjoy mwahahaha ...evil laugh there ... madness |
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Jo you're in charge of the cupboard
I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week
Ps watch those cashews !
Oh my ...im in charge ...something terrible could happen
Enjoy mwahahaha ...evil laugh there ... madness "
I'm counting on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jo you're in charge of the cupboard
I got to go do family dinner and stock up on some items for a photo shoot this week
Ps watch those cashews !
Oh my ...im in charge ...something terrible could happen
Enjoy mwahahaha ...evil laugh there ... madness
I'm counting on it "
Yes boss .... |
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea.
That escalated quickly
I have a bag of cashews crying being consoled by a handful of almonds that profess to be nut straight "
Nuts pah .... they're FAB nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roasted slated cashews eaten off a peachy bum... just the ticket
How do you slate a cashew?
You go ..... you're fucking bent. You curvy nut. You're split in two and short of a shell you greasy kernel, bag sitting relative of a pea.
That escalated quickly
I have a bag of cashews crying being consoled by a handful of almonds that profess to be nut straight
Nuts pah .... they're FAB nuts"
FAB nuts are better |
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"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here
Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!
You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them "
Whaaaaaat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here
Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!
You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them
Whaaaaaat? "
You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if fruit and nut counts "
It counts toward one of my 5 a day 
It has to be peanuts for me, especially the salt and vinegar ones.
Or plain almonds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if fruit and nut counts
It counts toward one of my 5 a day
It has to be peanuts for me, especially the salt and vinegar ones.
Or plain almonds "
Even better then .... |
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"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here
Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!
You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them
Whaaaaaat?
You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice "
Tots sis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here
Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!
You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them
Whaaaaaat?
You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice
Tots sis "
jobs a goodun |
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"I love nuts and I'm nuts so I should be right at home here
Just don't abuse the cashews they've been through enough!
You can kick the macadamias if you like.. most folk don't like them
Whaaaaaat?
You like them ....shall we bring them back whilst he's away ...he won't notice "
You were saying Jo ....
Face into the naughty corner and bend over |
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