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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi,
I am a single male.
I have no pics on my profile other than of my cock.
The wording on my profile is 'brief' to say the least.
I rarely read someone elses profile, preferring to simply look at tits and ass.
I send out endless 'hi, how are you ?' messages to people who's partner profile I don't fit (again, I try to give away as few details about myself as possible).
When the local bitches knock me back (or worse still just ignore and delete my message) I send out even more 'hi' messages to people several hundred miles away in the hope that 1 day we will meet.
I don't like sending out pics of myself unless I have seen the other persons pics first (this is all due to my high profile job of course).
Although my profile says I cannot accomodate, this is not because I am married but because I am living with my parents on a kibbutz (and they also have lodgers).
I have been here just over 2 weeks now and haven't had a single 'look in' let alone the 3 shags a day I was hoping for.
I have tried highlighting my plight in the forums but all I get is people barking at me that I need to be more patient.
This, again, isn't what I asked for.
So rather than having a go at me, can someone please just tell me how to run my life, write my profile, approach single ladies in a successful manner and more importantly how to get my aching balls emptied - AND QUICKLY ! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Hi,
I am a single male.
I have no pics on my profile other than of my cock.
The wording on my profile is 'brief' to say the least.
I rarely read someone elses profile, preferring to simply look at tits and ass.
I send out endless 'hi, how are you ?' messages to people who's partner profile I don't fit (again, I try to give away as few details about myself as possible).
When the local bitches knock me back (or worse still just ignore and delete my message) I send out even more 'hi' messages to people several hundred miles away in the hope that 1 day we will meet.
I don't like sending out pics of myself unless I have seen the other persons pics first (this is all due to my high profile job of course).
Although my profile says I cannot accomodate, this is not because I am married but because I am living with my parents on a kibbutz (and they also have lodgers).
I have been here just over 2 weeks now and haven't had a single 'look in' let alone the 3 shags a day I was hoping for.
I have tried highlighting my plight in the forums but all I get is people barking at me that I need to be more patient.
This, again, isn't what I asked for.
So rather than having a go at me, can someone please just tell me how to run my life, write my profile, approach single ladies in a successful manner and more importantly how to get my aching balls emptied - AND QUICKLY !"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a fuck?
ach go on then - seeing as u asked so nicely !
Yeaaaaaaaaaah I've pulled "
you just be careful what ur pullin
it just might go off in ur hand ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have a wank like most of the other guys on here lol"
i have done that but am running out of people to think of
i ended up with bobby charlton the other night ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have a wank like most of the other guys on here lol
i have done that but am running out of people to think of
i ended up with bobby charlton the other night !
Now I'm scared "
no need, he doesn't compare babes
especially with ur newly couiffeured bonce |
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