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Where to advertise for a naughty cleaner?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Deartw Fabbers,
We would like to place a 100% genuine advertisement for a sexy/naughty lady to help with our ironing, vacuuming, dusting, and general cleaning in our home twice a week in Plymouth for 4-6 hours per week.
We are unsure where we could place this advertisement legally?
Any information would be grateful received. Many thanks.
Steph and Steve x |
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Hi O.P.
what do you mean by 'sexy' and 'naughty' ?
Serious Q.
See... do you mean she steals from you, breaks the ornaments and doesn't do the cleaning or tells you to fuck off.... what do you mean ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to do cleaning cash in hand for a few old ladies who pimped me out till I was doing about 10 hours a week. One of them was her sons house who had a 20 year old son who happened to be home one Thursday day and I walked in his room and he was in bed.
I told him that cos his car wasn't in the drive I didn't think he was there and I apologised for going in his room. He said it was in the garage for mot.
After that there were a few thursdays where he must've booked them off work, would park his car god knows where cos it wouldn't be on the drive and I'd open the door to find him naked on top of his quilt!
Fuck knows what he thought I was going to do. Felt like saying to him, oh dear sweet boy, I'd absolutely destroy you! |
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"I used to do cleaning cash in hand for a few old ladies who pimped me out till I was doing about 10 hours a week. One of them was her sons house who had a 20 year old son who happened to be home one Thursday day and I walked in his room and he was in bed.
I told him that cos his car wasn't in the drive I didn't think he was there and I apologised for going in his room. He said it was in the garage for mot.
After that there were a few thursdays where he must've booked them off work, would park his car god knows where cos it wouldn't be on the drive and I'd open the door to find him naked on top of his quilt!
Fuck knows what he thought I was going to do. Felt like saying to him, oh dear sweet boy, I'd absolutely destroy you! "
He wanted to park his car in your garage |
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