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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
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"click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
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I knew I was doing something wrong - I was wiping my cock on the sheets  |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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haha yeah i think so
and, women:
comes online, sees 200+messages already
influx of hotlist stalkers notice she's online, inbox now exceeds 300
does a bulk delete, might as well coz they'll message again soon
goes looking for men herself, finds mostly empty profiles or willie galleries
goes off the idea of having sex for another day
posts in the forums and has a lovely time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
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Beef curtains? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"haha yeah i think so
and, women:
comes online, sees 200+messages already
influx of hotlist stalkers notice she's online, inbox now exceeds 300
does a bulk delete, might as well coz they'll message again soon
goes looking for men herself, finds mostly empty profiles or willie galleries
goes off the idea of having sex for another day
posts in the forums and has a lovely time"
fap fap fap
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
Beef curtains?"
No cos they will already be sticky innit |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"haha yeah i think so
and, women:
comes online, sees 200+messages already
influx of hotlist stalkers notice she's online, inbox now exceeds 300
does a bulk delete, might as well coz they'll message again soon
goes looking for men herself, finds mostly empty profiles or willie galleries
goes off the idea of having sex for another day
posts in the forums and has a lovely time
fap fap fap
"
pervert.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
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nahhh you talk for months and makes sure you've been very exclusive..then get the best meet EVERrrrrrr |
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"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!
Love your new avatar  "
Oh thankyou,it's my daughter taking photos and just snapping away. That's the only one that wasn't wonky,well there may have been two,this was the better one |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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use fab for choosing event..go out, have fun, come on here and keep in touch with the people you've met there, arrange to see them again or, look for another event..repeat as necessary. As an added bonus you may find someone here you can meet 'there' however, don't wait for it, your life is ticking away
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Create fake female profile
Copy FAF message from a guy
Login to your male account
Click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
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Make sure she's actually got curtains before meeting.....I didn't take this simple precaution last time n ended up cutting my cock to ribbons on the bloody blinds! |
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"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!
How do you lose a curtain?
P.S. Sorry about the new spiders web on the ceiling "
I won't lose a curtain you'll lose your bananas! Permanently! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"click on profile
select woman that offers the sex acts you want
mail her to sort a time and place
cock out
woop woooop
wipe cock on curtains
job done
Works for us
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See! I knew it worked. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Anyone that wipes their cock on my curtains will lose it!
How do you lose a curtain?
P.S. Sorry about the new spiders web on the ceiling
I won't lose a curtain you'll lose your bananas! Permanently!"
The bananas are over ripe now anyway  |
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