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For a giggle

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've done this previously so yes I'm boring and samey but we've had such fun before......

Status swap!

Say you're in and I will pair you with someone else from here. You then need to give each other a new status to post for 1 hour. All filters to come off in that time.

It's been hilarious previously and most people come up with some absolute crackers.

If I'm not able to keep pairing my lovely assisnt MrAlleycat will take over......

Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list.

I'm not playing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me

You've got me Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God no..last time i did this i had loads of blokes asking to rim me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then what the hell, but no blokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no..last time i did this i had loads of blokes asking to rim me"

There's been worse ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then what the hell, but no blokes

You get paired with the next person to join. That's how it works. I don't pick and choose who to match. Are you still in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then what the hell, but no blokes

Too late, you're in now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me

You've got me Mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody can be that bad, can they?

We're in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Privateparts and Chakalaka you're a match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody can be that bad, can they?

We're in"

PP. I think that means your stuck with us

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By *unguya2zMan over a year ago

coventry..ish

Go on then,I'm in.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Nobody can be that bad....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Funguy and Miss Honey you're a match

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nobody can be that bad....

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By *unguya2zMan over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Funguy and Miss Honey you're a match "

Wow really! I'm flattered.

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By *unguya2zMan over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Nobody can be that bad....

Hi looks like we're a match.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Funguy and Miss Honey you're a match

Wow really! I'm flattered."

You say that now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody can be that bad....

Nah Miss Honey, crazy moments you may have but still a pussy cat really you are

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Nobody can be that bad....

Nah Miss Honey, crazy moments you may have but still a pussy cat really you are

Shhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right I've thought of mine to give to MrAlleycat, just waiting on his for me! Get swapping people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone else started this in the swingers chat I've just noticed so I've messaged him saying sorry ha ha.

This thread usually becomes massive so we can combine when that happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sure why not

Will match you up when someone else joins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Privateparts and Chakalaka you're a match "

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's ready...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will offer my status to this cause

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I joined the other one but my match has gone offline!

Dare I join this one too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The cute one and killki you're a match. Go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I joined the other one but my match has gone offline!

Dare I join this one too??"

Yes you dare

just waiting on your partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My new status is up. How fucking embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My new status is up. How fucking embarrassing "

Right I'm off to the fruit and veg man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My new status is up. How fucking embarrassing

Right I'm off to the fruit and veg man

Hahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure why not

I can't send you a message, but yours is gonna be

"Anyone keen for being fucked till they make the noise of Bjork, trapped in a suitcase, thrown down a elevator travelling at high speed in the opposite direction?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure why not

I can't send you a message, but yours is gonna be

"Anyone keen for being fucked till they make the noise of Bjork, trapped in a suitcase, thrown down a elevator travelling at high speed in the opposite direction?""

Just sent yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sure why not

I can't send you a message, but yours is gonna be

"Anyone keen for being fucked till they make the noise of Bjork, trapped in a suitcase, thrown down a elevator travelling at high speed in the opposite direction?""

That just made me spit my coffee out, no joke!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haven't forgotten you shimmer lips. When someone new joins ill pair you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette "

See I told you disguising your kinks with this thread would help you find others who are in to fruit and veg based fun, but you wouldn't listen to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette "

Could be worse, they might want to use an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette

See I told you disguising your kinks with this thread would help you find others who are in to fruit and veg based fun, but you wouldn't listen to me

Shut up and start deepthroating toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had 19 messages. Most asking to fuck me with a courgette

Could be worse, they might want to use an aubergine

I'd rather an aubergine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go! "

I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go!

I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine"

You can post it on here for shimmer lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go!

I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine

You can post it on here for shimmer lips "

Enjoy...

'I have a new fetish..... to be stripped, bound, blindfolded.......covered in beef dripping, and strapped to a space hopper. Fancy a ride?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done this previously so yes I'm boring and samey but we've had such fun before......

Status swap!

Say you're in and I will pair you with someone else from here. You then need to give each other a new status to post for 1 hour. All filters to come off in that time.

It's been hilarious previously and most people come up with some absolute crackers.

If I'm not able to keep pairing my lovely assisnt MrAlleycat will take over......

Who's in? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Luscious lady and wandachimp you are a match. Go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shimmer lips and a naughty twosome. Go!

I'll have to await ours, filters prevent delivery of mine

You can post it on here for shimmer lips

Enjoy...

'I have a new fetish..... to be stripped, bound, blindfolded.......covered in beef dripping, and strapped to a space hopper. Fancy a ride?'"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Think my match has logged off so you can have the one I produced above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in

Think my match has logged off so you can have the one I produced above.

I've already matched up luscious lady so keep that cracker of a status and the next unsuspecting victim who says I'm in can have it!

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

I'll play

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By *antingfunboyMan over a year ago

mirfield

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll play

Right then young man. I'm afraid you've walked straight in to naughty twosome's magnificent status. Think of one for them and either message them or post it here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in"

As soon as the next person joins we'll match you up young man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry!

Childcare happened

I'll leave you to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry!

Childcare happened

I'll leave you to it "

Oh no you won't

You can use that status still

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry!

Childcare happened

I'll leave you to it

Oh no you won't

You can use that status still

Yes you two are back together

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry!

Childcare happened

I'll leave you to it

Oh no you won't

You can use that status still

Yes you two are back together "

' Awful night in A&E, but after 3 hours the aubergine is finally removed!!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry!

Childcare happened

I'll leave you to it

Oh no you won't

You can use that status still

Yes you two are back together

' Awful night in A&E, but after 3 hours the aubergine is finally removed!!' "

Well this will get tongues wagging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in. "

Right then young man, we'll match you up as soon as the next unsuspecting sausage commits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Count me in. "

Just waiting on your partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in.

Just waiting on your partner "

I've got this fruit and veg girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Count me in.

Just waiting on your partner

I've got this fruit and veg girl

Thanks hairy toe enthusiast

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Ok I'm in, its my first time so be nice people x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry!

Childcare happened

I'll leave you to it

Oh no you won't

You can use that status still

Yes you two are back together

' Awful night in A&E, but after 3 hours the aubergine is finally removed!!'

Well this will get tongues wagging

Or pulses racing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in.

Just waiting on your partner

I've got this fruit and veg girl

Thanks hairy toe enthusiast

I've polished off four particularly hairy pairs of feet already. Can't get enough of them and I might not take my status down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go! "

Sorry, had another pair of feet on the go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

Get your fabulous backside back in here

Duchess

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

There are some crackers.

I've been propositioned by lots of men wielding courgettes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

There are some crackers.

I've been propositioned by lots of men wielding courgettes "

And...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

There are some crackers.

I've been propositioned by lots of men wielding courgettes "

Just watch out for the marrows

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match "

Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

Get your fabulous backside back in here

Duchess

O'Malley

.....only if they play nicely....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match

Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting

Wantingfun that's yours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

Get your fabulous backside back in here

Duchess

O'Malley

.....only if they play nicely....

Well no guarantees, you know this lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no

not after last time.

It will be fun reading everyone else though

Get your fabulous backside back in here

Duchess

O'Malley

.....only if they play nicely....

Get involved sexyspecs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sexyspecs and letmelickyou you're a match. Go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexyspecs and letmelickyou you're a match. Go! "

And remember, lick, play nice (don't play nice - she can't see this)

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go! "

Do I post it here as well as in a pm?

If so its....

Keen to explore cosplay. I've an alien fantasy I wish to bring to life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Status sent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go!

Do I post it here as well as in a pm?

If so its....

Keen to explore cosplay. I've an alien fantasy I wish to bring to life"

I love that! I know PlatinumPaul so that's brilliant! Go girl! Posting it here is fine, he'll see it

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Ok. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Status sent

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok. I'm in "

Just waiting for your partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok. I'm in "

Stand by for your match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I'm in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'm in...

You have letmelickyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'm in...

Mmmmm foot fromage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So we still need someone for Vine. Roll up fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr....

*cough* courgettes *cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr....

*cough* courgettes *cough*"

Suck my toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for one more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr....

*cough* courgettes *cough*

Suck my toe "

No, it's not hairy enough. Oh hang on, that is quite hairy actually

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By *antingfunboyMan over a year ago

mirfield

"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match

Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting

Wantingfun that's yours! "
so what now??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match

Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting

Wantingfun that's yours! so what now??"

You give pocket rocket one and you post them for 1 hour

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle you're a match. Go!

Do I post it here as well as in a pm?

If so its....

Keen to explore cosplay. I've an alien fantasy I wish to bring to life

I love that! I know PlatinumPaul so that's brilliant! Go girl! Posting it here is fine, he'll see it "

Cool x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pocket rocket and wantingfun boy you're a match

Just been to Aldi for the super six now off to go fox hunting

Wantingfun that's yours! so what now??"

Wrote each other a comedy filth based status and post it for an hour. Remove all message filters too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Vine and Ranger you're a match. Go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vine and Ranger you're a match. Go! "

And order has been restored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list.

I'm not playing."

Yep lol

There's another similar post happening now too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list.

I'm not playing.

Yep lol

There's another similar post happening now too."

We noticed after we started this and messaged apologies. There's always plenty of room for these sorts of things. Now, are you in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is the sort of thing that gets me splattered across everybody's block list.

I'm not playing.

Yep lol

There's another similar post happening now too.

We noticed after we started this and messaged apologies. There's always plenty of room for these sorts of things. Now, are you in?"

And the original poster of that is now playing here too. Great fun for all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you for that.

Here you go.

"Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you for that.

Here you go.

"Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me""

PlatinumPaul and Wyldstyle great statuses...get these posted for 1 hour!!! All filters off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then

Just waiting for your partner

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"Thank you for that.

Here you go.

"Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me""

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you for that.

Here you go.

"Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me"

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr....

*cough* courgettes *cough*

Suck my toe "

Noooo that's me

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Go on then

I'll match with you if allowed as my match has disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'm in

Ok, you and T1zz. Write each other a status and enjoy your feedback for the next hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then

I'll match with you if allowed as my match has disappeared. "

They've just been allocated. We'll sort another one out for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MrAlleycat is getting ahead of himself. Remember who's in charge here Mr....

*cough* courgettes *cough*

Suck my toe

Noooo that's me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then

"
ok my status for you is " I'm actually married but hubbies gone out for day I'm looking for at least 5 twenty year old guys to come round mine for a party leave me your kiks and I will get back soon as sexy pics on request "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then

ok my status for you is " I'm actually married but hubbies gone out for day I'm looking for at least 5 twenty year old guys to come round mine for a party leave me your kiks and I will get back soon as sexy pics on request "

What's this, anarchy? Outrageous. However, as you were you seabed is a job

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you for that.

Here you go.

"Decided to go out dogging tonight, all I want is for men to come and wank all over my windscreen while watching me and my friend. Message me"

Oh god

Be brave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had.

What's other people had?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had.

What's other people had? "

I haven't had any. Your depraved thoughts are clearly too out there for those who have seen mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha"

Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha"

I've just spat tea at reading yours. Legend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've already had an intrest and a foot live picture selfie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha

Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters?"

True but I have had my profile hidden for a while. Just un hid it for this so I guess I've been sheltered from the craziness for a while haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had.

What's other people had?

I haven't had any. Your depraved thoughts are clearly too out there for those who have seen mine

They're all messaging me about fruit and veg stalls and luscious lady about bareback sex by the sounds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already had an intrest and a foot live picture selfie

Yours is great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha

Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters?

True but I have had my profile hidden for a while. Just un hid it for this so I guess I've been sheltered from the craziness for a while haha "

So this thread has reminded you why you hid it in the first place. We are a public service, fruit and veg girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

MrAlleycat, ours have been up for 2 hours....are we having just too much fun do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive lost count of the vegetable based innuendos I've had.

What's other people had?

I haven't had any. Your depraved thoughts are clearly too out there for those who have seen mine

They're all messaging me about fruit and veg stalls and luscious lady about bareback sex by the sounds! "

Result

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh oh

Your status

Please,please tease me with a lovely big vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"MrAlleycat, ours have been up for 2 hours....are we having just too much fun do you think?"

Has it really? Time flies when you're having fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys if we get to 175 posts I'll move over to For a giggle part 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping

How wrong is it that that just makes me hungry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha

Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters?

True but I have had my profile hidden for a while. Just un hid it for this so I guess I've been sheltered from the craziness for a while haha

So this thread has reminded you why you hid it in the first place. We are a public service, fruit and veg girl

Oh no. Someone not far from me has offered to clean up the trail for me

there really are some lovely helpful people about haha

And yes it will be hidden again after I've had a laugh with this

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"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha

Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters?

True but I have had my profile hidden for a while. Just un hid it for this so I guess I've been sheltered from the craziness for a while haha

So this thread has reminded you why you hid it in the first place. We are a public service, fruit and veg girl

Oh no. Someone not far from me has offered to clean up the trail for me

there really are some lovely helpful people about haha

And yes it will be hidden again after I've had a laugh with this

We're glad you enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had lots of offers for bareback sex already

lucky me haha

Isn't that just another day on fab if you remove your filters?

True but I have had my profile hidden for a while. Just un hid it for this so I guess I've been sheltered from the craziness for a while haha

So this thread has reminded you why you hid it in the first place. We are a public service, fruit and veg girl

Oh no. Someone not far from me has offered to clean up the trail for me

there really are some lovely helpful people about haha

And yes it will be hidden again after I've had a laugh with this

We're glad you enjoyed

Yes we are x

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping

You're welcome

I'll get you next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........

Nice

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's some odd folks that want to cover me in beef dripping

You're welcome

I'll get you next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared.

Excellent. Have you had any comments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........

Yuk. But funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared.

Excellent. Have you had any comments?"

Happy to help

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By *ocketrocket80Man over a year ago

Walsall

"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared.

Excellent. Have you had any comments?"

Not yet ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss T1zz is a star and stepped in and gave me a status after my match disappeared.

Excellent. Have you had any comments?

Not yet ..."

There's still time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........

Yours is brilliant...disgusting but brilliant. Watch out for roadkill flies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone wants to clean my windscreen with his tongue........

Yours is brilliant...disgusting but brilliant. Watch out for roadkill flies

That's the least of their worries

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers

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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers "

And this can only be a good thing, right?

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers

And this can only be a good thing, right?"

Not enough to tempt me but surprising!

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"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers

And this can only be a good thing, right?

Not enough to tempt me but surprising!"

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who knew so many hot young men were into dogging.. I thought it was all old creepy truckers

And this can only be a good thing, right?

Not enough to tempt me but surprising!"

An eye opening and funny Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any other updates gang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any other updates gang?"

I now have a man practically packing up his ropes and ties and bringing his fruit bowl

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

"Any other updates gang?

I now have a man practically packing up his ropes and ties and bringing his fruit bowl "

What more could any woman want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any other updates gang?

I now have a man practically packing up his ropes and ties and bringing his fruit bowl

What more could any woman want!"

A hot woman?

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