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The Statement Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A forum is not much of a forum without the right to reply and the introduction of new thoughts and ideas to add to the debate, yet some people seem t to give opinions without them expanding the debate or take it too personally if someone disagrees on the subject matter.

Sooooooooooo (because Im a sod) on this thread you can write what you like without anyone making any reference to it whatsoever, acknowledging, expanding or challenging it.

I'm gonna stand with a gong and gong you out if you can't resist temptation and have to comment. See how it pans..

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

oh can i play with the gong

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Manchester United are the greatest football team in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"oh can i play with the gong

You're gonged for referring to my OP!! I'll let you off this time but I'm watching you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't be gonged for quoting and bringing attention to what I'm gonging before you get gonged for commenting on the gonging rules.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who start smelly fires at t'allotment should be made to fetch the tea and post letters if they are in tha toon.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I can't be gonged for quoting and bringing attention to what I'm gonging before you get gonged for commenting on the gonging rules.

spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't be gonged for quoting and bringing attention to what I'm gonging before you get gonged for commenting on the gonging rules.

spoil sport

Gong gong gong!!! Naughty step for you!!! Youre gonna win this!!! Make a statement man!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Ok gonna behave

Still have this twitch in my eye and driving me mad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My youngest and his friend have been indoors today as it's raining too heavily to play out.

I know with that unfailing mums sixth sense that I'll be greeted with devastation as soon as I walk into the kitchen.

They have been making rice crispie chocolate cakes and fruit smoothies.

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By *heplaysCouple over a year ago

cheshire

God i hate ginger pubes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wiggy Geordie Wiggy

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I find this thread divisive. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A forum is not much of a forum without the right to reply and the introduction of new thoughts and ideas to add to the debate, yet some people seem t to give opinions without them expanding the debate or take it too personally if someone disagrees on the subject matter.

Sooooooooooo (because Im a sod) on this thread you can write what you like without anyone making any reference to it whatsoever, acknowledging, expanding or challenging it.

I'm gonna stand with a gong and gong you out if you can't resist temptation and have to comment. See how it pans..

I know this is the complete oposite to the point of the thread, but you are guilty of the crime this hole thread is about.

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate poeple/idiots, who make threads aimed at you in a snidy way, i find it embarrasing for them, especially as the point they are trying to make describes there behaviour perfectly. I love the fact i piss them off enough to make a hole thread about it. i also hate people who think they are cleverer then what they are and there opinion is more inportant then your's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism"

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like turtles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism"
love it , lol xx yes

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I'm hungry and want the chippy van to hurry up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Manchester United are the greatest football team in the world"

gonna get gonged here but i cant stand by and let someone degrade themselves by saying such a statement. i think you need councilling and a long stay in the funny farm for making such a statement.

In fact, I think you should be well and truely GONNNNGGGGGED for saying it!

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand."
The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think women are lower class citezens, and shouldnt be given equal rights. and deffinetly shouldnt have high powerd jobs, just dinner ladies receptionists, and cleaners

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Paraonoia is particularly prevalent between the ages of 15 and 25 and left untreated becomes terminal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is the thread about a hole. Am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand."

Must have blooming big hands to fit them words in

off to find out what it means thank goodness for cut and paste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My gong's going mad!! You know who you are

I have a particularly evil forfeit planned.

I might have forgotten to mention there was a forfeit.... isn't there always?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like sitting with cheesy wotsits a drink and an interesting read.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit"

This is meant to be a fun thread NOT an opportunity to badmouth forum users. All forum rules still apply. Take your argument out of the forum as a mod would say if they were here. If you're having problems with other members then do it in PM.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.

Must have blooming big hands to fit them words in

off to find out what it means thank goodness for cut and paste "

a piece of wool trifle a hair and nothing yep all makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit

lamo you r funny, ill give you that, but as you made this hole thread to have a dig at me, ill say what I wont, isnt that the hole point?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Manchester United are the greatest football team in the world

gonna get gonged here but i cant stand by and let someone degrade themselves by saying such a statement. i think you need councilling and a long stay in the funny farm for making such a statement.

In fact, I think you should be well and truely GONNNNGGGGGED for saying it!"

You cracked far too easily

GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Manchester United are the greatest football team in the world

gonna get gonged here but i cant stand by and let someone degrade themselves by saying such a statement. i think you need councilling and a long stay in the funny farm for making such a statement.

In fact, I think you should be well and truely GONNNNGGGGGED for saying it!

You cracked far too easily

GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!"

I seen it, I avoided it, I come back to it and then I just couldnt help myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit

lamo you r funny, ill give you that, but as you made this hole thread to have a dig at me, ill say what I wont, isnt that the hole point?"

Im sorry but I dont know what youre talkign about. I write dozens of threads and always say if Im inspired by anything. Most of mine begin with an anecdote. You are way off the mark in your guesstimation.

Just join in and stop behaving like everything is about you.

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By *heplaysCouple over a year ago

cheshire

"Manchester United are the greatest football team in the world

gonna get gonged here but i cant stand by and let someone degrade themselves by saying such a statement. i think you need councilling and a long stay in the funny farm for making such a statement.

In fact, I think you should be well and truely GONNNNGGGGGED for saying it!"
I think it is you sir that have degraded yourself in your statement an let me give you a lift to the funny farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Manchester United are the greatest football team in the world

gonna get gonged here but i cant stand by and let someone degrade themselves by saying such a statement. i think you need councilling and a long stay in the funny farm for making such a statement.

In fact, I think you should be well and truely GONNNNGGGGGED for saying it!

You cracked far too easily

GONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

I seen it, I avoided it, I come back to it and then I just couldnt help myself

Double GONGGGGGGGG!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit

lamo you r funny, ill give you that, but as you made this hole thread to have a dig at me, ill say what I wont, isnt that the hole point?

Just join in and stop behaving like everything is about you."

Lmao u r unbelivable, It ent a guess, it's just you made this point to me, saying i done exactly what this thread is about, when infact it was you who done that, and then literrally 1 min l8er you made this thread, then you say it wernt a dig at me, ha ha, get real

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i wish people who behave like kids could keep it out forums just makes them look sad

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

I think that you can safely say that

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

is a very appropiate word, which at 35 letters, would do some peoples' brains in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Murdoch bears an uncanny resembelance to my scrotum

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Sooooooooooo (because Im a sod) on this thread you can write what you like without anyone making any reference to it whatsoever, acknowledging, expanding or challenging it.

I'm gonna stand with a gong and gong you out if you can't resist temptation and have to comment. See how it pans..

i actually like being gonged, so i am gonna challenge your right to establish the rules on a thread,unless your a mod of course in which case i have probably been gonged already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit

lamo you r funny, ill give you that, but as you made this hole thread to have a dig at me, ill say what I wont, isnt that the hole point?

Just join in and stop behaving like everything is about you.

If Im unbelievable then youre pretty well believing this thread is about you. It isn't. You get real. Read the forums and digest how people on the forums love this sort of daft fun. I ran a similar one re pretending it was twitter. Its just pretending that this is a forum you cant respond on and youre really spoiling the fun for others.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Mickey Mouse was originally going to be called Mortimer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sooooooooooo (because Im a sod) on this thread you can write what you like without anyone making any reference to it whatsoever, acknowledging, expanding or challenging it.

I'm gonna stand with a gong and gong you out if you can't resist temptation and have to comment. See how it pans..

i actually like being gonged, so i am gonna challenge your right to establish the rules on a thread,unless your a mod of course in which case i have probably been gonged already

I have no more rights than anyone lol - I just was the bright spark that opened a thread that cant be replied to. If you want to make up unenforcable rules you can start a thread off lol. But I still hold the gong!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

I want a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A slice of cake and a cup of tea,

Suits Aunt Sally and it suits me

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

I think carrying on a row after being asked to take it private is a bad thing, as causing shit on the forums will get a person a ban.

( keeping to the nature of the thread and not quoting)

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

I want a very LARGE Gin and Tonic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

I think that you can safely say that

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

is a very appropiate word, which at 35 letters, would do some peoples' brains in!"

is that anything like a crocagrillapig?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

ohhhh and cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

I think that you can safely say that

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

is a very appropiate word, which at 35 letters, would do some peoples' brains in!

is that anything like a

crocagrillapig?

You win biggest gong!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"people denying the a thread is about a disscusion they had with you, then saying somthing about paranoia, those people stink of shit

lamo you r funny, ill give you that, but as you made this hole thread to have a dig at me, ill say what I wont, isnt that the hole point?

Just join in and stop behaving like everything is about you.

im probably making it more fun 2 b honest, just admit it, u dnt admit it cuz u know its stupid, u didnt just do this for a larf, ur other threads are irrelevent, u made it about a disscussion we had, u know u did, and i know u did, y u dnt admit it i dnt no, id have more respect 4 u if u did, u wnt cuz you know ur wrong, and u know in the previous thread u wer wrong. also if it wernt about me then y when i said the things i said on here did u say i wernt aloud to bad mouth any1, cuz i didnt name any1, i just made a statement like every1 else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can get pregnant eating off the same fork as your partner.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I just had a fish supper and it was yum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a very LARGE Gin and Tonic"

I dont drink gin but reading this thread make mine a triple please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fight fight fight Ooooooo can't wait till it's going home time gonna get on the climbing frame for a good _iew

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

i sneaked out early and already there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be nice to read a fun thread that remained a fun thread but I have more chance of winning a top prize on instant win scratch ca...ooooh yippee just won!

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

** Sips drink **

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

I think that you can safely say that

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

is a very appropiate word, which at 35 letters, would do some peoples' brains in!

is that anything like a

crocagrillapig?

You win biggest gong!!!!!!"

woo hoo thanks now why did i get the biggest gong i forgot what thread was about

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I think bi sexuals are just greedy and are really straight with an addiction

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Sooooooooooo (because Im a sod) on this thread you can write what you like without anyone making any reference to it whatsoever, acknowledging, expanding or challenging it.

I'm gonna stand with a gong and gong you out if you can't resist temptation and have to comment. See how it pans..

i actually like being gonged, so i am gonna challenge your right to establish the rules on a thread,unless your a mod of course in which case i have probably been gonged already

awww come on it was the gong i was after is it like the one on take your pick with michael miles ,i cant believe i just remembered that

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

I think that you can safely say that

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

is a very appropiate word, which at 35 letters, would do some peoples' brains in!

is that anything like a crocagrillapig?

Probably more fearsome than the crossbreed between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu...The Bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

god im so slow i just worked out how this was suppose to work doh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My legs hurt, and now so does my head... I need someone to rub them both better!

This really isn't going to work in this thread is it?

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

What about your bum, does that hurt too?

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Damn, I amswered.

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

i love that word havnt got a clue what it means but just love it

If you loved that then add this to your persona:

Floccinaucinihilipilification

Both words go hand in hand.The longest non-technical word in major dictionaries is floccinaucinihilipilification at 29 letters . lol

I think that you can safely say that

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

is a very appropiate word, which at 35 letters, would do some peoples' brains in!

is that anything like a

crocagrillapig?

You win biggest gong!!!!!!

woo hoo thanks now why did i get the biggest gong i forgot what thread was about

You've got too many long words on your mind!!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Damn, I amswered."

Ha Loser!!!

Ah fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm having a thought that I can't answer what someone is asking me.

Completely unrelated, and all of a sudden, my bum is hurting. Must have been sitting down to long or something completely random and un-evoked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a thought that I can't answer what someone is asking me.

Completely unrelated, and all of a sudden, my bum is hurting. Must have been sitting down to long or something completely random and un-evoked

Double Gong for explaining yourself!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn, I amswered.

Ha Loser!!!

Ah fuck!

Im going to shag you next thursday

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

"Damn, I amswered.

Ha Loser!!!

Ah fuck!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Damn, I amswered.

Ha Loser!!!

Ah fuck!

Im going to shag you next thursday"

Have you ran this by my PA yet?

There I go again, I'm shit at this game

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn, I amswered.

Ha Loser!!!

Ah fuck!

Im going to shag you next thursday

Have you ran this by my PA yet?

There I go again, I'm shit at this game

GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Blondes have more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism"

That's easy for you to say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

That's easy for you to say!

GONG!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As the scouts say 'Gingganggeordiegirlgongshergongwinonickson gingganggong ginggangong ' !

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"god i hate people who go on about crap spellings , lol

hate hate hate ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Try this for size then:

Antidisestablishmentarianism

That's easy for you to say!

Doesn't quite roll of the tongue like

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

though, does it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As the scouts say 'Gingganggeordiegirlgongshergongwinonickson gingganggong ginggangong ' !

GONG!! Imitating a boy scout!

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

everyone shoiuld do bareback.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everyone shoiuld do bareback....."

No they shouldn't cos of diseases and stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everyone shoiuld do bareback.....

No they shouldn't cos of diseases and stuff

oh oh can i bang the gong can i can i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everyone shoiuld do bareback.....

No they shouldn't cos of diseases and stuff

oh oh can i bang the gong can i can i

No you bloody can't. Stop drawing attention to my comment. I have got away with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everyone shoiuld do bareback.....

No they shouldn't cos of diseases and stuff

oh oh can i bang the gong can i can i

No you bloody can't. Stop drawing attention to my comment. I have got away with it

awww spoil sport i havnt had a good bang in ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As the scouts say 'Gingganggeordiegirlgongshergongwinonickson gingganggong ginggangong ' !

GONG!! Imitating a boy scout!"

Maybe i am a boy scout ? err dib dob dab , aw flip *flings flipflop at gong*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"everyone shoiuld do bareback.....

No they shouldn't cos of diseases and stuff

GONG!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everyone shoiuld do bareback.....

No they shouldn't cos of diseases and stuff

GONG!!!!!"

ha ha you didnt get away with it lol and i dont count cos i got the biggest gong ages ago so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The 1953 version of War of the Worlds is far superior to the Tom Cruise version.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who write entirely in text speak should be taken out the back and shot. At dawn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who write entirely in text speak should be taken out the back and shot. At dawn. "

U r rite m8 innit.

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"People who write entirely in text speak should be taken out the back and shot. At dawn.

U r rite m8 innit."

GONG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who write entirely in text speak should be taken out the back and shot. At dawn.

U r rite m8 innit."

gong gong gong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bored and I've decided to grow pubes for my mankini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cool evening shrunk to a dogs bark and the clank of a bucket...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*tryz nt 2 rspnd 2 vry rcnt pst*

Dammit... Im dne 4 cum t mrnin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bushy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"*tryz nt 2 rspnd 2 vry rcnt pst*

Dammit... Im dne 4 cum t mrnin

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

and that's a big one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*tryz nt 2 rspnd 2 vry rcnt pst*

Dammit... Im dne 4 cum t mrnin

Srry B.Babe

(I think I've kept within the rules

)

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

I am ganging the bong in someones absence and have permission to do so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

What he said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

I am ganging the bong in someones absence and have permission to do so"

and i got the biggest gong award before so im just playing with it cant help it if i happen to bang it when you around can I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

What he said

bong bong bong

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

What he said

GOOOOOOOOOOOONg

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

I am ganging the bong in someones absence and have permission to do so

and i got the biggest gong award before so im just playing with it cant help it if i happen to bang it when you around can I

Deb you Bong and I'll Gong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

I am ganging the bong in someones absence and have permission to do so

and i got the biggest gong award before so im just playing with it cant help it if i happen to bang it when you around can I

Deb you Bong and I'll Gong

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

Can I bang your gong luv?

*bangs own gong*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fer a brief moment I were lost in thought..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

I am ganging the bong in someones absence and have permission to do so"

GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGG

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Fer a brief moment I were lost in thought.."
Should nt that read "for a moment I was lost in her briefs"?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Where does it say in the rules that you two can bang the gong?

I am ganging the bong in someones absence and have permission to do so

GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGG

OI don't you start young lady

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Everyone except me is a twat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fer a brief moment I were lost in thought..Should nt that read "for a moment I was lost in her briefs"? "

Unconscious of amused and tolerant eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fer a brief moment I were lost in thought..Should nt that read "for a moment I was lost in her briefs"?

Unconscious of amused and tolerant eyes

Bong bong bong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat."

I have two twats... I married my second one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fer a brief moment I were lost in thought..Should nt that read "for a moment I was lost in her briefs"? "

Bong bong bong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat."

Yer female ..ergo yer can`t be a twat...keep up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like all this bonging havnt bonged so much in 1 day in yonks

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple over a year ago

horwich

I forgot to book in my late start today and onlyb knew when my boss rang at 09.05

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.

Yer female ..ergo yer can`t be a twat...keep up..."

Bong Bong Bong again

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Everyone except me is a twat.

Yer female ..ergo yer can`t be a twat...keep up..."

I want this man Bonged!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Everyone except me is a twat.

Yer female ..ergo yer can`t be a twat...keep up...

Bong Bong Bong again

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bong bong bong bugger this is hard work im all bonged out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I forgot to book in my late start today and onlyb knew when my boss rang at 09.05

BOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!

Disclaimer: You didn't break any rules... I just fancied giving you a bit of a BONG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat."
lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.

Yer female ..ergo yer can`t be a twat...keep up...

Bong Bong Bong again

Thank you"

your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/08/11 20:26:23]

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"bong bong bong bugger this is hard work im all bonged out "

I'll throw in a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOng

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby , "

Someone bong this woman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby , "

bong bong bong

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby , "

Stop being so Koi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Bong bong bong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A snail is climbing up the window sill...slowly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Bong bong bong

Oi don't you bong me woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

lol you missed out on a great bonging chance there

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Bong bong bong

Oi don't you bong me woman

I sorry i bongy happy now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A snail is climbing up the window sill...slowly..."

Soon to be a slug. The bank are looking to reposses his house

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG"

OOps I bonged when I should have Gonged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG

OOps I bonged when I should have Gonged"

let you off i like to share me bong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A snail is climbing up the window sill...slowly...

Soon to be a slug. The bank are looking to reposses his house

Bong bong bong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A snail is climbing up the window sill...slowly...

Soon to be a slug. The bank are looking to reposses his house

A Rakes Progress..sad..

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG

OOps I bonged when I should have Gonged

let you off i like to share me bong

Oooooooooooooh get you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deb & Pet..........come the revolution........I am gonna smash that fucking gong over ya heads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anybody fancy a gong bong

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Deb & Pet..........come the revolution........I am gonna smash that fucking gong over ya heads."

Oh Mr Now you gotta catch me first and also get permission of the all seeing, no speaking Gong God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My sister Laura`s bigger than me..

And lifts me quite easily..

I can`t lift her, I`ve tried n tried..

She must have something heavy inside..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My sister Laura`s bigger than me..

And lifts me quite easily..

I can`t lift her, I`ve tried n tried..

She must have something heavy inside.."
guts womans have alot , lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Deb & Pet..........come the revolution........I am gonna smash that fucking gong over ya heads.

Oh Mr Now you gotta catch me first and also get permission of the all seeing, no speaking Gong God"

and im hiding behind Pet so no chance you catching me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My sister Laura`s bigger than me..

And lifts me quite easily..

I can`t lift her, I`ve tried n tried..

She must have something heavy inside..guts womans have alot , lol

bong bong bong

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Deb & Pet..........come the revolution........I am gonna smash that fucking gong over ya heads.

Oh Mr Now you gotta catch me first and also get permission of the all seeing, no speaking Gong God

and im hiding behind Pet so no chance you catching me

Oi you saying I'm fat lol

You can cherche and cherce for us, but you cannot find, good thread eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My sister Laura`s bigger than me..

And lifts me quite easily..

I can`t lift her, I`ve tried n tried..

She must have something heavy inside..guts womans have alot , lol

Rubenesque Games

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"My sister Laura`s bigger than me..

And lifts me quite easily..

I can`t lift her, I`ve tried n tried..

She must have something heavy inside..guts womans have alot , lol

Rubenesque Games

Got to jail, do not colect £200

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My sister Laura`s bigger than me..

And lifts me quite easily..

I can`t lift her, I`ve tried n tried..

She must have something heavy inside..guts womans have alot , lol

Rubenesque Games

Got to jail, do not colect £200"

I fought the Law, and the Law won..

I fought the Law and the Law won ..

All together now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I`m sad and weary..

When I think all hope has gone..

As I climb Old Holborn..

I think of you with nothing on ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does sour milk have an expiry date..

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG"

That was trout of order!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

Having sex in car parks isn't classy......cue evil laugh....walks away whistling....

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG

That was trout of order!"

bong bong bong got yah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG

That was trout of order!"

There is something fishy going on here me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This `telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us..

Western Union internal memo 1876..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway, your bongs & gongs are unofficial. I only listen to Jecherwotsitfaces gongs.

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By *exybabyMan over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"Everyone except me is a twat.lol thats a gold fish having a baby ,

Stop being so Koi

Stop carping on woman

I can't keep up... I'd better get my skates on

He's only codding

BONG

That was trout of order!

bong bong bong got yah

Sharks!! (SHUCKS) LOL

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By *uro anchorMan over a year ago

Coventry

"A snail is climbing up the window sill...slowly..."

slimey twat....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A snail is climbing up the window sill...slowly...

slimey twat...."

We are all twats apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm GONGING this thread shut

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By *eaboMan over a year ago

marden

plymouth argyle are amazingly good footballists.

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