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over a year ago
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So I've kind of pinched this from a friends FB page....
State your wish, for instance: I wish I had a ferrari.
Then someone grants it and sabotages it: you get your ferrari but it has no engine???
I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" So I've kind of pinched this from a friends FB page....
State your wish, for instance: I wish I had a ferrari.
Then someone grants it and sabotages it: you get your ferrari but it has no engine???
I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead
over to you?"
Granted... Susan Boyle & Ed Sheeran are on their way over to yours now
I wish I could have someone tease me with ice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead
over to you?"
You can have said thressome but they're both bottom of the range sex shop dolls.
I wish I could have a Harley and a GSXR-1000 in my garage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice..."
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics 
I wish my inbox was full  |
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics
I wish my inbox was full "
Your inbox is full...
Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums
I wish to be treated like a princess |
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics
I wish my inbox was full
Your inbox is full...
Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums
I wish to be treated like a princess"
And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win..... 
I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics
I wish my inbox was full
Your inbox is full...
Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums
I wish to be treated like a princess
And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....
I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides."
Hextable has 6 sides, all made up of tables which you have to limbo under to leave 
I wish I had a penny for every cock profile pic on Fab |
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics
I wish my inbox was full
Your inbox is full...
Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums
I wish to be treated like a princess
And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....
I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides."
it has ..north south east west in side and out side
id love an ice cold lager  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics
I wish my inbox was full
Your inbox is full...
Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums
I wish to be treated like a princess
And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....
I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides.
it has ..north south east west in side and out side
id love an ice cold lager "
Your lager is so cold its frozen and sticks to your tongue if you lick it.
I wish I had a dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I could have someone tease me with ice...
Vanilla Ice is going to be sat on the bottom of your bed humming Ice Ice Baby but not actually get to the lyrics
I wish my inbox was full
Your inbox is full...
Of messages saying you're on a 48hr timeout from the forums
I wish to be treated like a princess
And subject to some Princess Anne jokes and competitions of which you may win.....
I wish the town of Hextable in Kent had 6 sides.
it has ..north south east west in side and out side
id love an ice cold lager
Your lager is so cold its frozen and sticks to your tongue if you lick it.
I wish I had a dog"
You've got a dog but it decides to trash your house and eat all you shoes when you're out one day
I wish I hadn't got three dogs that trashed my house today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" So I've kind of pinched this from a friends FB page....
State your wish, for instance: I wish I had a ferrari.
Then someone grants it and sabotages it: you get your ferrari but it has no engine???
I'll start...I wish I could have a threesome with a voluptuous brunette and redhead
over to you?"
No thanks, not into seconds, I wait for my own! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your 3 dogs have been replaced with 3 d*unks, an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman.
I wish to get 6 numbers on Saturdays lotto"
You get six numbers they are just all on different lines.
I wish some beautiful woman was snuggling next to me right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your 3 dogs have been replaced with 3 d*unks, an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman.
I wish to get 6 numbers on Saturdays lotto
You get six numbers they are just all on different lines.
I wish some beautiful woman was snuggling next to me right now"
A beautiful lady is snuggling into you, about to bugger you with her orgasmatronic jackhammer 3000.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.
wish i was a millionaire. xxx  "
Wish granted, on the morrow you shall receive 1 million cock pics!
I wish I had a smaller penis... |
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"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.
wish i was a millionaire. xxx
Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.
Wish I could time travel."
You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going
I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.
wish i was a millionaire. xxx
Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.
Wish I could time travel.
You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going
I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim "
You can, but anything always comes with a large side of celery. I wish I could listen to Lib sing in the shower. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.
wish i was a millionaire. xxx
Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.
Wish I could time travel.
You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going
I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim
You can, but anything always comes with a large side of celery. I wish I could listen to Lib sing in the shower."
You can, but he's dropped the soap and asked you to pick it up, and there's a glint in his eye.
I wish Jim was here right now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, but it will be all premature ejaculations!.
wish i was a millionaire. xxx
Granted, but it's in Zimbabwe Dollars - 200000 buys you a beer.
Wish I could time travel.
You can time travel, but you cant tell the time... and you keep buggaring up where you're going
I wish I could eat ANYTHING I want and remain slim
You can, but anything always comes with a large side of celery. I wish I could listen to Lib sing in the shower."
You can but lib is tone deaf and cant sing for shit!
I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now "
They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.
I wish I had more confidence
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now
They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.
I wish I had more confidence
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You have all the confidence in tge world but theres nobody left but you!
I wish i wasnt in work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now
They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.
I wish I had more confidence
You have all the confidence in tge world but theres nobody left but you!
I wish i wasnt in work "
Youre not at work but you are at the STI clinic and the news isn't good.
I wish I was in bed with a hunky man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish i had 2 petite reheads in bed now
They are in your bed enjoying themselves right now, but you're at work on night shift.
I wish I had more confidence
You have all the confidence in tge world but theres nobody left but you!
I wish i wasnt in work
Youre not at work but you are at the STI clinic and the news isn't good.
I wish I was in bed with a hunky man "
You are and the hunky man is me and my sti's
I wish you lived closer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish I was in bed with a hunky man "
You're in bed with a hunky man - but he's tired and falls asleep instantly!
I wish I could find my soulmate for a long term relationship |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish I was in bed with a hunky man
You're in bed with a hunky man - but he's tired and falls asleep instantly!
I wish I could find my soulmate for a long term relationship "
You find your soulmate but she's got a really annoying voice, smells and doesn't like sex. Sorry...
I wish for a million wishes. |
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