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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I got myself a tray of sl8ced Apple, red grapes and cheese cubes for my tea. I've started eating them in a rotation of Apple, grape then cheese but coming to the end of the packet these one extra grape! Whattheattualfuck?
What do I do?
Should I throw the spare grape away? But then it mite get lonely.
Or do I eat the spare grape so it can be with all the other grapes in my tummy? 
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But I havnt got a piece of Apple or cheese to complete the rotation and make it right with the world.  xx"
Pretend you finished the rotation on a grape.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You savour that little motherfucker coz grapes are booooootiful 
Grapes are not the only bootiful things on this thread. Theres also a bootiful Peach"
I lied, there are 2 peaches here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it. 
With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird  "
Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking.  Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.
With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird
Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx"
The trick is to get someone else to throw it for you. Honestly you will feel like god when you have achieved this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got myself a tray of sl8ced Apple, red grapes and cheese cubes for my tea. I've started eating them in a rotation of Apple, grape then cheese but coming to the end of the packet these one extra grape! Whattheattualfuck?
What do I do?
Should I throw the spare grape away? But then it mite get lonely.
Or do I eat the spare grape so it can be with all the other grapes in my tummy?
PTU xxx"
make it into a smoothy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.
With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird
Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx
The trick is to get someone else to throw it for you. Honestly you will feel like god when you have achieved this "
once had a man throwing peanuts at me trying to get them down my cleavage. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Throw it up in the air and try and catch it.
With your mouth I meant. Otherwise that's just weird
Last time I did that with a dough ball n ended up choking. Xxx
The trick is to get someone else to throw it for you. Honestly you will feel like god when you have achieved this once had a man throwing peanuts at me trying to get them down my cleavage. xx"
Sounds like a keeper |
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